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Title: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 30, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
 :-[ Oh waiiiit... that's right.   :blink:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Dec 30, 2009, 10:09:57 PM
*cough*

At least he can enjoy his fam-

Oh. Yeah.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rama on Dec 31, 2009, 01:04:45 AM
At least he still has all those big contrac.....Oh I forgot.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Dec 31, 2009, 08:09:32 AM
He still has his father for guid-

Oh.

*cough*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 31, 2009, 11:59:39 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM
We could call his AT&T pho-

Shit, that too?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rama on Jan 01, 2010, 01:46:19 AM
At least the PGA still wants him. Nobody watches that shit otherwise.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Fiero on Jan 01, 2010, 03:01:14 AM
Hardy jar hsr.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 02:05:50 AM
Well he always has that harem of secret mistre....

SNAP
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 02, 2010, 10:18:49 AM
He still apparently has them. Last I heard, they were still getting the payments.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
But you can bet TMZ is been up in their business more than he has of late.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2010, 03:01:29 PM
Have you guys seen him in the new cover of Vanity Fair? I almost puked
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:09:19 PM
 :nono:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:10:42 PM
Hmmm, evil Everton, mayhaps?  :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2010, 06:37:51 PM
 :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM
What's the deal with his areolas anyway?  It looks like those martial arts or sci-fi flicks where someone's veins are poisoned or some shit and the person dies.  Who poisoned Tiger's boobs?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 07:21:26 PM
...his wife?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 07:48:21 PM
It could've been anyone!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Fiero on Jan 04, 2010, 08:24:53 PM
His mistress' mistress?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
Some lame Tiger Woods jokes because why the fuck not:

EDITed to add: Tiger Woods Christmas Song Parody:
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and Tiger the Ho-Man:
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 05, 2010, 05:33:12 AM
Ah booooooooo.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 05, 2010, 07:35:28 AM
What's the deal with his areolas anyway?  It looks like those martial arts or sci-fi flicks where someone's veins are poisoned or some shit and the person dies.  Who poisoned Tiger's boobs?
I hate you for making me look at his aureolas
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 05, 2010, 10:42:40 PM
It's like the Yo Mama joke...his nipples have little afros on them.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Rama on Jan 06, 2010, 12:28:19 AM
So if I told Tiger's nipples it was Chilly outside, would they in fact "Go get a bowl"?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: The D on Jan 06, 2010, 02:41:31 PM
Chicks just wanted to see if the wood in his pants was as big as the wood in his golf bag.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 02:44:00 PM
With that much money it doesn't matter as long as Lil' Tiger isn't competing with his index finger or something.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2010, 12:12:53 AM
TW-related.

Tiger Woods gal pal Rachel Uchitel scores TV gig on 'Extra' (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/02/12/2010-02-12_tv_gig_an_extra_for_tigers_lady.html).  How trashy!  Why, Extra's lost themselves a viewer!  :mad:










OH.  Oh, oh yeah, that's right.   :blink:

Also, I think I just got AIDS looking at her picture.   :joe:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2010, 12:18:08 AM
And not related at all, but it was linked to the same site and I had to comment:


Penthouse dancer Leslie Liwanag's lawsuit: I had to pay jiggle joint to perform there! (http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/02/12/2010-02-12_penthouse_dancer_leslie_liwanags_lawsuit_i_had_to_pay_jiggle_joint_to_perform_th.html)

Quote
A Penthouse dancer claims the famous jiggle joint cheats its performers out of wages, withholds tips and even charges them for the privilege of working there, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

Leslie Liwanag claims the club takes a 20% slice out of dancers' tips, makes them buy their own costumes, cheats them out of overtime and makes them pay a fee to perform, according to the lawsuit filed by lawyers Justin M. Swartz and Sonia R. Lin, of Outten & Golden LLP, and Gratienne (Sienna) Baskin, of the Sex Workers Project at the Urban Justice Center.

"The Penthouse Executive Club calls its dancers, the 'most splendid Entertainers from around the world.' If the club appreciates their hard work, it should follow the law and pay its entertainers properly," Swartz said.

Shoot, I'd make her pay, too.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2010, 08:44:24 AM
As far as I know, from a friend that worked as a cocktail waitress in an """""upper class""""" stripclub in Philly, all of the stripclubs( at least there) do the same.
Is she a shemale?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 13, 2010, 09:25:14 AM
She does look tranny-ish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2010, 11:19:47 PM
As far as I know, from a friend that worked as a cocktail waitress in an """""upper class""""" stripclub in Philly, all of the stripclubs( at least there) do the same.
Is she a shemale?

Not that I know of though I'll be the first to admit I'm not up to par (heh, *snicker*) on my Penthouse dancers.