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Title: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 10:13:26 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet__each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of_their_lesson_plan_at_high_school.html

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Who's hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.

A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

Both tenured teachers were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department "rubber rooms" while they're investigated for misconduct, sources said.

The episode is the talk of the school. Students even set up a Facebook group to discuss the shenanigans - and it already has more than 500 fans.

"Now you guys wished we installed cameras in our classrooms after all hmm?" wrote one student.

Janitor Robert Colantuoni refused to comment Tuesday. "I can't talk about it, I'm sorry," he said.

Brito's husband, reached by phone, said he was unaware of the accusations, but denied them.

I have never jacked off to a news article. Before this one, that is. They're hot, too.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Sam on Dec 09, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
I'm sure every guy in šat school is doing še same žing as you are.  Šere's going to be a run on tissues at še local Walmart.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 11:03:50 AM
It's gotta be worse if you had either of these two as teachers. Just seeing them walk around in a nice outfit is already wank fodder, then to find out they were licking each other while everyone was in the auditorium? Jesus fuck-christ.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2009, 11:37:22 AM
Gotta roll those Rs.
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Post by: Sam on Dec 09, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
The French teacher looks very similar to the student teacher I had for French class Senior year.  She was cool, smoking hot, and close enough in age that my hormone-addled teenage brain was convinced something could have happened.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
I can only imagine being at that school now. I'd be ripshit that a fucking custodian walked in on this, and then ratted them out. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 03:20:46 PM
"Topic: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.  (Read 13 times) "

I saw the "(Read 13 times)" as an instruction.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 04:49:41 PM
I was so turned on I only needed to read it once.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 05:31:14 PM
Hmmm, not much of a grey area.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 06:17:47 PM
When I voted, no punishment is needed.

Should they be punished for doing it in the classroom? Yes. Should they be punished for lezzing out? God no.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 10:08:48 PM
I'm a bitch, I voted to can their asses.  Kids are fucked up enough w/o that shit going on around them.  Next time, go eat your carpet with the bedmites at the Hotel 6.  I don't know about charges coming up against them or barring them from teaching again or shit like that since either way I couldn't care that much, but if I were a parent I'd want those skanks out of my kid's school.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 10, 2009, 05:14:30 AM
I wouldn't mind if they were competant teachers. The kids never saw them.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Sam on Dec 10, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Still, as hot as it is, it WAS in the classroom.  Šere's a time and place for everyžing, and "at work" isn't a place people should be getting šeir freak on.  An attorney here got canned a few monžs after I started for banging his girlfriend in his office after hours.  Same žing.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: Sam on Dec 10, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Still, as hot as it is, it WAS in the classroom.  Šere's a time and place for everyžing, and "at work" isn't a place people should be getting šeir freak on.  An attorney here got canned a few monžs after I started for banging his girlfriend in his office after hours.  Same žing.

^ That.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 04:29:14 PM
The Gym teacher got caught banging another teacher in the supply closet where I went to school and he got canned. Course they kept it on the down low better then this since he was a football coach and in this town High school football is life.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 06:54:05 PM
Was the other teacher female?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 08:39:04 PM
Or male?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 09:03:29 PM
Or half and half?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 09:34:56 PM
Or futanari?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 10:40:12 PM
No.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 06:54:05 PM
Was the other teacher female?

Yes.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 12:21:52 AM
Quote from: Sam on Dec 10, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Still, as hot as it is, it WAS in the classroom.  Šere's a time and place for everyžing, and "at work" isn't a place people should be getting šeir freak on.  An attorney here got canned a few monžs after I started for banging his girlfriend in his office after hours.  Same žing.
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: Sam on Dec 10, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Still, as hot as it is, it WAS in the classroom.  Šere's a time and place for everyžing, and "at work" isn't a place people should be getting šeir freak on.  An attorney here got canned a few monžs after I started for banging his girlfriend in his office after hours.  Same žing.

^ That.

Homophobic wet blankets, the both of you.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2009, 02:03:55 AM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 12:21:52 AM
Homophobic wet blankets, the both of you.

Corrected.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:59:31 AM
Nah, I stand unedited. YOU CAN NOT SENSOR MY VIEWS!
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2009, 06:33:15 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:59:31 AM
Nah, I stand unedited. YOU CAN NOT SENSOR MY VIEWS!

My sensors can censor anything!
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 12, 2009, 01:37:44 AM

Beck: Now with pop up "sensorscope" action.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2009, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 11, 2009, 06:33:15 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:59:31 AM
Nah, I stand unedited. YOU CAN NOT SENSOR MY VIEWS!

My sensors can censor anything!

Apparently I need to drink coffee before I post when I wake up.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2009, 10:22:10 PM
Don't bother, I'll just censor it.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 15, 2009, 06:59:12 AM
Don't you mean... SENSOR!?


Seriously, Lesbian teachers: Story of the year?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 15, 2009, 04:54:59 PM
Yeah.

Probably not.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 15, 2009, 05:03:16 PM
I hear there are a bunch of nuns planning an orgy to try to top it before Jan 1st though.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 15, 2009, 05:15:59 PM
...how did you know my plans for my porno directorial debut?
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 15, 2009, 05:34:13 PM
Great minds think a like I guess.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 15, 2009, 06:40:54 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 15, 2009, 11:38:41 PM
Yes, Indeed Indeed.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 16, 2009, 02:30:10 AM
Indeed my steed makes meade when you heed his _____.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2009, 08:00:04 AM
Jay Leno cracked a joke about a third teacher and apparently James Madison High is the place for unscrupulous teachers to be.

Allison Musacchio (http://news.puggal.com/allison-musacchio-13556/)

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One more shocking news linked to James Madison High School has come out. Social studies instructor Allison Musacchio is under investigation for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with a male student at James Madison High School in Midwood, according to Daily News reports. This news comes just after a day when two female language instructors were allegedly caught naked in an empty classroom.

The school learned of the alleged carefree relationship between 31-year-old Allison Musacchio and a male student in March when a female James Madison student saw her ex-boyfriend’s phone number on the cell phone of tenured teacher, according to paper reports. Reportedly officials found more than 200 text messages and calls between the female teacher and male student, sources told the newspaper.

The recent development just comes after alleged case of French teacher Cindy Mauro, 33, and married Spanish teacher Alini Brito, 29, both were caught naked in an empty classroom at James Madison High school and they were sent to “rubber rooms”, reassignment centers where under-suspicion Dept. of Education employees are sent to await their fates. The DOE spokeswoman Margie Feinberg told NBCNewYork,

“Madison High School is investigating an incident of employee misconduct while the school was having an event in the assembly during the evening of Nov. 20. The two teachers, who are tenured, have been reassigned, pending the outcome of the investigation.”
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 08:14:59 AM
FUCK! WHY DIDN'T I GO TO THAT SCHOOL!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2009, 08:35:17 AM
It's not too late.  Luke Perry went to high school in his thirties.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 09:09:43 AM
So I have to wait 20 years? Goddamn it.

Worst my school had was Ms. Sullivan (who was my neighbor when I was little) fucked the principal in the closet one time. They ended up marrying for a year, then she divorced him and moved up to become a math professor.
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Post by: Sam on Dec 16, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
On šis topic we agree.  I also wish I had gone to šat school.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 16, 2009, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 16, 2009, 08:35:17 AM
It's not too late.  Luke Perry went to high school in his thirties.
Dylan can do aaaaaaaanything he wants and make it look cool
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2009, 02:25:16 AM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 09:09:43 AM
So I have to wait 20 years? Goddamn it.

Worst my school had was Ms. Sullivan (who was my neighbor when I was little) fucked the principal in the closet one time. They ended up marrying for a year, then she divorced him and moved up to become a math professor.

You are ten?
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Post by: Rama on Dec 17, 2009, 03:01:17 AM
He must be running on IDE time.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 17, 2009, 05:58:07 AM
I thought 40s when I typed that.
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Post by: Sam on Dec 17, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
Quote from: Rama on Dec 17, 2009, 03:01:17 AM
He must be running on IDE time.

Maybe he runs on a weird compressed timeline, like Marvel comics.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 17, 2009, 01:52:49 PM
He's from 616!
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Is that when they say Logan was born now?
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Post by: Rama on Dec 17, 2009, 03:53:53 PM
No. I'm just proving my ultra nerd status by knowing that the Universe (designated by number) that is the normal Marvel Universe is #616.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2009, 07:16:17 PM
Oh yeah, I remember that. I've been more of a DC fan lately, though, so I would have said Earth 2 or Earth 3 or Earth Prime.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 17, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Never could dig the DC universe. Too goofy. Marvel makes much better storylines.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 18, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
I think they've both gone to both ends of goofy and decent. I really only read Green Lantern stuff, though, so I guess I shouldn't say I'm a DC fan, really just Green Lantern.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 18, 2009, 07:11:49 PM
Marvel at least acknowledges its goofiness now. Deadpool is the perfect critique. The newer Evil Avengers storyline is so capitivating I am reading it. The older Avengers crap I couldn't stand. Even the X-Men books have been dwelving deeper over neon spandex muscled freaks fighting.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 18, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
I've stayed away from DC and Marvel for some time, because it just seems do damn convoluted. Sometimes I think I'll start reading X-Men, but I'd rather my image of X-Men stay perfect as it is: The 90s cartoon with the baddest fucking opening song.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 18, 2009, 09:53:10 PM
Then read the 90s X-Men. The comics presented the stories better than the cartoon did. I spent a day a while ago and read every X-Men issue from the 80s to the early 2000s. Some of the art was just godawful, yet some were epic.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 19, 2009, 12:11:52 AM
I don't have enough time for that. I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing while I'm doing my business.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 19, 2009, 09:57:19 AM
Crying while masturbating?
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 19, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
Pooping
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 19, 2009, 05:29:49 PM
Whatever, it's something.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 19, 2009, 10:11:05 PM
Its my business.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 19, 2009, 10:57:10 PM
What the fuck do you mean, Frodo? No one gets raped at the Prancing Pony unless they want to. We have normal rapes and hobbit-sized rapists.
Title: Re: Mmm, hot Lesbian teachers caught banging each other in the classroom.
Post by: Rama on Dec 20, 2009, 12:07:30 AM
Just don't ask for the "Mr. Underhill." it's not nearly as fun as it sounds.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2009, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: Rama on Dec 17, 2009, 03:01:17 AM
He must be running on IDE time.

:lol:

Quote from: Fiero on Dec 18, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
Sometimes I think I'll start reading X-Men, but I'd rather my image of X-Men stay perfect as it is: The 90s cartoon with the baddest fucking opening song.

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 18, 2009, 09:53:10 PM
Then read the 90s X-Men. The comics presented the stories better than the cartoon did.

^ Reply has my endorsement.

Quote from: Rama on Dec 20, 2009, 12:07:30 AM
Just don't ask for the "Mr. Underhill." it's not nearly as fun as it sounds.

That's why Tom Bombadil wasn't in the movies for Christ's sake.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
I agreed with Peter Jackson that Tom Bombadil was nothing but a wierdo and didn't deserve to be put into the movie.

Also, why does Peter Jackson look like Dominic Monahan now?
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2009, 05:09:46 PM
I really wanted to see how Jackson would have portrayed Bombadil, and hoped he would be in the DVD release somehow, but yeah, that would have totally fucked up the mood of the movie.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 06:08:18 PM
It's the only part of the book that seems like it was part of the Hobbit. They go from evil trees that eat you and evil spirits of long-dead kings to a fag liviing in the woods married to a squirrel. Then the ring doesn't affect him, but then the damn thing never affects anything in the rest of the book.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
Except for the Hobbits and the Wraiths.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 22, 2009, 01:58:50 AM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 06:08:18 PM
Then the ring doesn't affect him, but then the damn thing never affects anything in the rest of the book.

Yeah having like every other race saying that whatever happened with the ring didn't matter to them really downplays the danger of it. Oh and the Elves just packing up their shit and going home to let the rest of those fuckers rot. Really nice there assholes.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 22, 2009, 09:39:46 AM
The Elves were dicks. What about Beorn?! He was a were animal in the Hobbit, didn't really do dick to help anyone else. Even his kids could have done something to prevent Sauron becoming the next Jesus.
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Post by: Sam on Dec 22, 2009, 10:07:22 AM
He was married to a river spirit, not a squirrel.  Tom Bombadil's žing, besides being specifically created to be a conundrum, was also a personification of še natural world.  Še ring had no effect on him because he had no desire for any powet beyond what he had.  Even šough he may have been a Maiar, a Valar, or, hell, even Eru himself, he had clear, self-defined boundaries.  So while he had no powers beyond šose borders, nožing had powet over him wižin šose borders.

But most importantly, he was purposefully left as an enigma.  I would have loved to see him in film form, but I can certainly understand why he wasn't.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 22, 2009, 12:07:19 PM
I'm pretty sure it was a squirrel.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 08:47:06 AM
If it's drunk, that might explain what happened to Shwiggie.

Oh, well, there goes that lead... http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Goldberry
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 11:17:15 AM
Now is Goldberry secretly sneaking off to dyke out with Galadriel?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 01:51:12 PM
We hope so.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 10:45:37 PM
It happens in my latest fan-fiction.net fan fic. Look for it.


Seriously, does anyone even use that site anymore? It's like aol or myspace, an antiquated relic from yester-year that does nothing but show how old you actually are. I wanked to so many Sailor Moon Yuri fics from there. Mmmmmmmmm.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 26, 2009, 08:41:07 AM
:lmao:  I used to read Inuyasha fanfics from there.  I had already "outgrown" Dragon Ball fanfics by then, which I used to read on ppl's tripod and geoshities websites.  It never ceased to disgust me when they'd refer to having children as "having pups".   :puke:


I don't really read fanfiction these days but when I still did, yeah, I stopped going there.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 28, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
So this is basically a site for people who couldn't get videos to load, so that they would have something to fap to?
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 28, 2009, 12:25:51 PM
I love youtube technology.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 01:29:55 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 08:47:06 AM
If it's drunk, that might explain what happened to Shwiggie.

No, I just had other things I was busy with and was undergoing board fatique. It'll probably go away as soon as I get back in school/work and back in the swing of things.

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 17, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Never could dig the DC universe. Too goofy. Marvel makes much better storylines.

You've read the wrong stuff, apparently. And it's especially not true right now.

Tom Bombadil seemed to me to be a holdover from The Hobbit that was only meant to illustrate that the Ring's powet was finite when faced with a force for good that outstripped it. He wasn't there to advance the plot in any way, aside from illustrating the world we were getting ourselves into. I also imagine it was something Tolkien may have gone back to at some point as a spinoff of sorts had he lived another fifty years and thus had time to fully flesh out and annotate the legend of the Ring as it was.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 03, 2010, 01:32:15 PM
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 01:29:55 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 08:47:06 AM
If it's drunk, that might explain what happened to Shwiggie.

No, I just had other things I was busy with and was undergoing board fatique. It'll probably go away as soon as I get back in school/work and back in the swing of things.

I'll just tell myself you're hibernating.
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Post by: Rama on Jan 03, 2010, 11:29:14 PM
And then he pops out and see his shadow and we have 6 more weeks of winter.


Wait...there might be several things wrong with that.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
No, there isn't.  Since Intoxicated Groundhog stopped coming around, we've had to make do.
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Post by: Rama on Jan 04, 2010, 12:52:35 AM
Wait you are saying I'm right?

I don't know how to react. It's usually you telling me how wrong I am. I'm very confused at the moment.
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 04, 2010, 11:36:15 AM
You're also wrong.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
I was saying there was nothing wrong with that, in effect saying you were wrong for saying there might.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 03:52:37 PM
This thread needs more lesbians.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:02:54 PM
That wouldn't be wrong.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 06:07:58 PM
I tried to find another story. Damn media, biased against sweet Lesbian love.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:46:37 PM
No pictures tho'.  From here (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/989845/teachers-assistant-bashed-lesbian-lover):

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Teacher's assistant 'bashed lesbian lover' Jan 05, 2010
A Sydney teacher's assistant has faced court after she was allegedly involved in a brawl with her lesbian lover at a New Year's Eve sex party, according to reports.

Sharron Anne Lee, 40, who works at Nepean High School, allegedly bashed her girlfriend Carlie-Anne Bell in her bedroom, causing severe bleeding.

The fight erupted after the pair had met a man at the Penrith Panthers club and invited him to come home with them, the Sunday Telegraph reports.

Parramatta Bail Court heard that the three had played "strip pool" in Lee's backyard before going to her bedroom.

The fight allegedly began because Bell was upset that Lee was having sex with Murgevski.

Bell was rushed to hospital suffering from a tear to her bowel lining and severe bleeding, and was expected to undergo surgery.

Department of Education spokesman Mark Davis told the Telegraph no decision had been made regarding Lee’s employment at the school.

"At this stage we wouldn't have any comment to make on the situation with the teacher," he said.

"We'd await the outcome of the court proceedings."

Lee was refused bail and has been ordered to appear before court on January 11.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 07:16:24 PM
...Torn bowel lining? Was he in the shitter when she hit her?
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Post by: Karmarose on Jan 04, 2010, 07:19:13 PM
Torn bowel lining.
Owie. o.o

Why am I expecting a broom handle to be involved?
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 07:20:18 PM
BAM! RIGHT IN THE FART BOX!
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
Another story on the same thing. From here (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/teacher-aid-on-lesbian-sex-brawl-charge/story-e6frf7l6-1225815578747), bolding mine:

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Teacher aid on lesbian sex brawl charge

A SYDNEY public school teacher's assistant has appeared in court following a sex scandal with her lesbian lover.
Nepean High School teacher's assistant Sharron Anne Lee, 40, was involved in a threesome at a drunken New Year's Eve sex party which later descended into a brawl, The Sunday Telegraph reports.

Parramatta Bail Court heard yesterday that Lee, a teacher's assistant, had fought with her girlfriend of three years, Carlie-Anne Bell, from Glenmore Park, in her bedroom while the man they had picked up at the Penrith Panthers club, Nikola Murgevski, watched on horrified.

The three had continued partying at Rooty Hill RSL before retiring to Lee's bedroom after playing "strip pool" in Lee's backyard, the court heard.

Court documents said the fight had begun because Bell was upset that Lee was having sex with Murgevski.

The alleged attack saw Bell hospitalised with a tear to her bowel lining and severe bleeding.

Bell was rushed to Nepean Hospital where she was expected to undergo surgery.

The Court heard Lee was a teacher's assistant at the school in an "Aboriginal program"

Department of Education spokesman Mark Davis refused to say whether Lee would be suspended.

"At this stage we wouldn't have any comment to make on the situation with the teacher," he said. "We'd await the outcome of the court proceedings."

It is not known if Lee's child was home.

Lee was charged with recklessly causing grievous bodily harm.

Police prosecutor Kristy Madden said the charges related to "an unusual set of circumstances" and the facts read "horrifically".

Lee was refused bail and will appear before Mount Druitt Local Court on January 11.

:nurinono:
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 04, 2010, 08:27:49 PM
FART BOX

My new word for ass in 2010.

@Nuri:

OMFG, I hope she started playing it afterward. INVERSE FART
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Post by: Rama on Jan 04, 2010, 10:36:45 PM
Quote from: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
I was saying there was nothing wrong with that, in effect saying you were wrong for saying there might.

So everything is still right in the world. Well that's a load off my chest.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 11:36:07 PM
Tee hee... load.
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Post by: Rama on Jan 04, 2010, 11:43:41 PM
Somehow I knew "Load" and "my chest" would be bad and went and ahead and posted it anyway.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 05, 2010, 05:42:01 AM
This is the quality analysis that we should be paid for.
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Post by: The D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
My understanding of the lesbian teachers was that they were in an empty classroom that was supposedly locked. Who hasn't wanted to have a quick fuck on a teacher's desk? That would explain why only the janitor found them, he has the keys to all the doors and unlocked the classroom to clean it.

Which is why I think the guy's either a fag, an eunich, or some kind of inpotent retarded fuck. Any real man would have filmed that shit and put it on xtube. He needs his man card suspended indefinitely. And maybe something hard to the back of the head.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
My understanding of the lesbian teachers was that they were in an empty classroom that was supposedly locked. Who hasn't wanted to have a quick fuck on a teacher's desk?
Me
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Post by: The D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
That's because you've already been fucked by your teacher on his desk.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 05, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
And the door wasn't locked. And class was in session. And the principal was observing. And...

Well you see I can go on with this.

Shall we all call D retarded and call it a day? I joke, D. We can call the guy that didn't notice George retarded and hired him anyways. Then they didn't want to fire George because of the contract and tried to make his life a living hell. It's a good thing Kramerica solved that problem. I love when storylines work themselves out. It brings me closure.
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Post by: The D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 10:13:26 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_teachers_pet__each_other_naked_lust_was_part_of_their_lesson_plan_at_high_school.html

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Who's hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.
 
hmm, who's the one that's retarded?
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 05, 2010, 07:39:58 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
Which is why I think the guy's either a fag, an eunich, or some kind of inpotent retarded fuck. Any real man would have filmed that shit and put it on xtube. He needs his man card suspended indefinitely. And maybe something hard to the back of the head.

Could be the girls stopped, and he said, "Either keep going, or let me join, or I'm telling on you." And then they didn't keep going or let him join. Or he already had a grudge against one of them. Or he just had a moral issue with this happening in a class room.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2010, 04:41:46 AM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:37:48 PM

hmm, who's the one that's retarded?

Or I was being facetious by implying a negative when everyone else expects it even though there wasn't? Hmmmmmm?
You worry too much.

THE TALENT SHOW WAS GOING ON IN THE CLASS ROOM! AMIRITE!?!!? HUH!?!?!?!

Yes, I am. :D
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 02:53:37 PM
And like most school talent shows there were no winners.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2010, 04:10:20 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 05, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
That's because you've already been fucked by your teacher on his desk.
Nah bro I never had a male teacher while in elementary/ high school. All ladies and nuns
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 06, 2010, 05:22:40 PM
So you've been rubbed up on a school desk?
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2010, 07:13:36 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2010, 04:10:20 PM
All ladies and nuns
*explodes into candy*
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Post by: Karmarose on Jan 06, 2010, 07:15:08 PM
That's my saying, Derrick.

But I agree, that's kinda hot.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Lesbians are sexy.

Yet, fags are just disgusting. I support both equally, but ew to gay guys. Seriously, men? Ew.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 07, 2010, 07:24:38 AM
Right now we have an apt in Chelsea, Manhattan, and this is like gay central. Not as much as the East Village but up there, meaning lots of gay bars, gay clothing stores and may God have mercy of you if you ever dare to go to the Whole Foods in this neighborhood. I was there 2 nights ago and these two guys were making out hardcore. You could see tongues and shit. In the middle of Whole Foods! (in front of the charcuterie area)
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 07, 2010, 08:34:48 AM
Me and Kary have been seeing that alot in downtown Providence.

Still, it's better than angry Blacks. Like Lewis? Just imagine him running around everywhere complaining about bottled water and current politicians? Scary.