The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 05:47:10 PM
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Or if you're from Uganda, don't get aids/fuck your gender elsewhere. Otherwise, they're gonna ice your ass.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/12/08/uganda.anti.gay.bill/index.html
The Anti-Homosexuality Bill features several provisions that human rights groups say would spur a witch hunt of homosexuals in the country:
• Gays and lesbians convicted of having gay sex would be sentenced, at minimum, to life in prison
• People who test positive for HIV may be executed
• Homosexuals who have sex with a minor, or engage in homosexual sex more than once, may also receive the death penalty
• The bill forbids the "promotion of homosexuality," which in effect bans organizations working in HIV and AIDS prevention
• Anyone who knows of homosexual activity taking place but does not report it would risk up to three years in prison
Homosexuality is already illegal in Uganda under colonial-era laws. But the bill, introduced in October, is intended to put more teeth into prosecuting violators.
It applies even to Ugandans participating in same-sex acts in countries where such behavior is legal.
Just promoting the tourist industry, doesn't it?
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Who goes to Uganda anyways
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Definitely not IDE, now.
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Can't we just nuke it?
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Do they have oil? No, then yes we can.
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Wait until all the gays clear out first.
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I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.
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I didn't realize Uganda was like this. I'll be sure to never go though.
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Wait until all the gays clear out first.
I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.
That's what I was thinking. How do they expect to ever be a competing nation without any gays? It boggles the mind!
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The houses will not be fierce.
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The houses will look like shit and the women will have horrible clothing.
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Their over abundance of straight guys will have no queer eyes. :(
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We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.
*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
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:lol:
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We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.
*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.
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He reminds me of a guy that would just shit all over the top's pelvis during anal.
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What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x
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We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.
*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.
Uh no. I know about him cause he is an attention whore and finds a way to get himself in the mainstream media from time to time.
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What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x
Gotta be fake. If I had shards of glass in my soft-tissue, I would not pull them out calmly. I know the frenzy would lead to further damage, but there would be shards of glass in my rectum.
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Yeh but his inner-ass tissue might be hard already, from putting all that shit inside all the time.
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Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.
I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.
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Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.
I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.
Don't post the video but what exactly did that to his colon?
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He was squatting over a glass jar and then gently slid it inside. Once in, the jar 'shattered' and then the man pulled out the shards of glass with copious amounts of thickish blood streaming out.
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Its pretty fucking nasty.
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ARGH! Why didn't he just buy a toy? Why would anyone want glass near their naughties? *headdesk*
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The sick thrill.
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:nurinono:
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:nuriyes:
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post itttttt
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google '1 guy 1 jar'.
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Do not post it.
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Fiero stop being gay. Your life won't be fulfilled after you've seen this. Believe me
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I've already seen it.
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He's already gay and fufilled. I made sure he was plenty filled.
;)
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No. No you did not. Come back, er, I mean, bull shit you liar!
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Squeaky wheel.
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...gets the man grease! :happy:
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Where?
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what what in the ____
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I smell like a flower.
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A beautiful brown flower.
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...there are no brown flowers.
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Yes, there are. You may also know them as chocolate starfish.
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Ooooooooooh.
Wait. Wait wait wait. Are you alluding to me sucking ass? I AM OFFENDED!!!!
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You're going to get his black cherry.
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I feel like George Takai on the planet of big black men.
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You're going to get his black cherry.
whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
*hums*
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People going to the ER for accidents caused while anally pleasuring themselves or someone else with dangerous foreign objects are at least as common as people going to the ER for accidents caused pleasuring themselves non-anally. The worst I heard of was a guy who was whaling away on his girlfriend in the yard and accidentally rolled over on some old rusty tin roofing sheets and sliced his dick pretty badly. Stitches, tetanus shots, and scarring of the cock aren't for the faint at heart.
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Red.
Necks.
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These were, but in my thankfully limited experience, ER trips stemming from sexual escapades tend to feature the college-aged and middle-to-upper class adults.
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So we should expect to see Derrick in the ER for anal trauma in the next few years.
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I practice safe sex, no fucking near free-standing walls, glass sculptures, or Kary's massive knife and sword collection.