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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 05:47:10 PM

Title: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 05:47:10 PM
Or if you're from Uganda, don't get aids/fuck your gender elsewhere. Otherwise, they're gonna ice your ass.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/12/08/uganda.anti.gay.bill/index.html

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The Anti-Homosexuality Bill features several provisions that human rights groups say would spur a witch hunt of homosexuals in the country:

• Gays and lesbians convicted of having gay sex would be sentenced, at minimum, to life in prison

• People who test positive for HIV may be executed

• Homosexuals who have sex with a minor, or engage in homosexual sex more than once, may also receive the death penalty

• The bill forbids the "promotion of homosexuality," which in effect bans organizations working in HIV and AIDS prevention

• Anyone who knows of homosexual activity taking place but does not report it would risk up to three years in prison

Homosexuality is already illegal in Uganda under colonial-era laws. But the bill, introduced in October, is intended to put more teeth into prosecuting violators.

It applies even to Ugandans participating in same-sex acts in countries where such behavior is legal.

Just promoting the tourist industry, doesn't it?
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
Who goes to Uganda anyways
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 10:24:37 PM
Definitely not IDE, now.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2009, 11:06:47 PM
Can't we just nuke it?
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Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2009, 01:26:16 AM
Do they have oil? No, then yes we can.
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Post by: gwynn on Dec 09, 2009, 07:28:42 AM
Wait until all the gays clear out first.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 03:12:15 PM
I didn't realize Uganda was like this. I'll be sure to never go though.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 05:37:45 PM
Wait until all the gays clear out first.

I doubt there will be any left after this thing passes.

That's what I was thinking.  How do they expect to ever be a competing nation without any gays?  It boggles the mind!
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
The houses will not be fierce.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 08:19:51 PM
The houses will look like shit and the women will have horrible clothing.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 10:11:12 PM
Their over abundance of straight guys will have no queer eyes.  :(
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Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:44:43 AM
We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 04:02:42 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 03:43:36 PM
We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
He reminds me of a guy that would just shit all over the top's pelvis during anal.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 08:16:43 PM
What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Rama on Dec 12, 2009, 01:47:40 AM
We could send Perez Heiress-Whore there though. That's a bonus.

*Oh come on it's a completely different person. Bad form! Bad form indeed!
Don't tell me you read that asshole's webpage, Rama? fuck.

Uh no. I know about him cause he is an attention whore and finds a way to get himself in the mainstream media from time to time.
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
What about that guy that sticks a bottle in his ass and the bottle breaks and the blood starts pouring out :x

Gotta be fake. If I had shards of glass in my soft-tissue, I would not pull them out calmly. I know the frenzy would lead to further damage, but there would be shards of glass in my rectum.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 13, 2009, 10:35:20 AM
Yeh but his inner-ass tissue might be hard already, from putting all that shit inside all the time.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 13, 2009, 10:58:01 AM
Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.

I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Considering no one has matched up the video with a horrific emergency-room report where a guy's colon had been sliced up like a side of salmon at a sushi bar, gotta call Bravo-sierra. BUT! Still, it's a great cringe video.

I would post a link, but I'd rather not had Becks mad at me.

Don't post the video but what exactly did that to his colon?
Title: Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 15, 2009, 06:58:26 AM
He was squatting over a glass jar and then gently slid it inside. Once in, the jar 'shattered' and then the man pulled out the shards of glass with copious amounts of thickish blood streaming out.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 15, 2009, 04:54:31 PM
Its pretty fucking nasty.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2009, 08:09:34 AM
ARGH!  Why didn't he just buy a toy?  Why would anyone want glass near their naughties? *headdesk*
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 08:19:31 AM
The sick thrill.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2009, 08:43:03 AM
:nurinono:
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 09:10:24 AM
 :nuriyes:
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 16, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
post itttttt
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 16, 2009, 09:38:45 PM
google '1 guy 1 jar'.
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2009, 02:29:13 AM
Do not post it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 17, 2009, 08:48:14 PM
Fiero stop being gay. Your life won't be fulfilled after you've seen this. Believe me
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 17, 2009, 10:24:24 PM
I've already seen it.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 17, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
He's already gay and fufilled. I made sure he was plenty filled.

;)
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 18, 2009, 04:05:41 PM
No. No you did not. Come back, er, I mean, bull shit you liar!
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 18, 2009, 07:14:29 PM
Squeaky wheel.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2009, 11:47:03 AM
...gets the man grease!   :happy:
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 12:46:09 PM
Where?
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Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2009, 05:12:22 PM
what what in the ____
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 06:16:26 PM
I smell like a flower.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 08:41:18 AM
A beautiful brown flower.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 11:14:20 AM
...there are no brown flowers.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 01:56:38 PM
Yes, there are.  You may also know them as chocolate starfish.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Ooooooooooh.

Wait. Wait wait wait. Are you alluding to me sucking ass? I AM OFFENDED!!!!
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Post by: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:31:29 AM
You're going to get his black cherry.
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 26, 2009, 12:43:10 AM
I feel like George Takai on the planet of big black men.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 26, 2009, 08:13:36 AM
You're going to get his black cherry.

whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
*hums*
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 02:03:57 AM
People going to the ER for accidents caused while anally pleasuring themselves or someone else with dangerous foreign objects are at least as common as people going to the ER for accidents caused pleasuring themselves non-anally. The worst I heard of was a guy who was whaling away on his girlfriend in the yard and accidentally rolled over on some old rusty tin roofing sheets and sliced his dick pretty badly. Stitches, tetanus shots, and scarring of the cock aren't for the faint at heart.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 02, 2010, 10:18:09 AM
Red.

Necks.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 02, 2010, 09:30:06 PM
These were, but in my thankfully limited experience, ER trips stemming from sexual escapades tend to feature the college-aged and middle-to-upper class adults.
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Post by: Rama on Jan 03, 2010, 01:10:40 AM
So we should expect to see Derrick in the ER for anal trauma in the next few years.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 03, 2010, 09:47:44 AM
I practice safe sex, no fucking near free-standing walls, glass sculptures, or Kary's massive knife and sword collection.