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Title: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 21, 2009, 07:24:49 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

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Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe.

The gang allegedly targeted people on remote roads, luring them with fake job offers before killing them and extracting their fat.

The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe.

At least five other suspects, including two Italian nationals, remain at large.

Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in Peru's Huanuco and Pasco regions.

One of those arrested told police the ringleader had been killing people for their fat for more than three decades.

The gang has been referred to as the Pishtacos, after an ancient Peruvian legend of killers who attack people on lonely roads and murder them for their fat.

Human tissue

At a news conference in the capital, police showed reporters two bottles containing human body fat and images of one of the alleged victims.

One of the alleged killings is reported to have taken place in mid-September, with the person's body tissue removed for sale.

Cmdr Angel Toledo told Reuters news agency some of the suspects had "declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it".

Police said they suspect the fat was sold to cosmetics and pharmaceutical companies in Europe, but have not confirmed any such connection.
THEY HAVE A LEGEND OF MURDEROUS ROAD DEMONS THAT MURDER FOR BODY FAT!? Seriously, they could set up farms in the American Midwest and harvest gallons for free.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 21, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
Good grief.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 04:22:41 AM
As if we needed another reason...
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 22, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
I suppose that the legend that says that mountains eat people is true too then
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 10:10:17 AM
Well if you take siesmic activity into account... then yes, it would.

Seriously, fat-eating demons? What the hell were they smok- oh wait, I guess all the good stuff, amirite?! HA!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
That is really wasteful, only taking their fat. What about the rest of the carcass?
You can make chairs from bones to sit on while you drink your human giblet soup from a skull bowl, TCM style.
There are just so many uses.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
Peruvians are known to waste, they never eat all of the penguin.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 22, 2009, 06:05:49 PM
retards! i would be charging more than 15 k for a liter of fat, what kind of business is that
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 06:44:16 PM
Plus, the AMERICAN MIDWEST! THEY FRY MAC AND CHEESE! Also, it'd help obesity statistics while financing disgusting europeans.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: The D on Nov 24, 2009, 02:44:18 PM
I say we set up a clinic in the US where we liposuction all the fat Americans for free and then sell the fat for a healthy profit! We'd be rich!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 24, 2009, 08:06:00 PM
It solves the economy problem and the obesity/healthcare problems.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 24, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Or do what the insurance company i'm working with is doing, charge their obese employees $30 more per month on insurance. if the US did that will all their population, they'll pay all the international debt in 2 months MAX.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 24, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
"BUT FAT PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL IT" *person proceeds to consume over 3000 calories a day*
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 24, 2009, 08:25:34 PM
The chunkies are saying now that then they should also penalize the people that consume alcohol. Next? people who consume products with msg
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 08:43:19 PM
MSG is a horrible awful thing.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 24, 2009, 10:24:46 PM
They need to conduct a study to determine the amount of Fight Club those nutbars watched over a set timespan.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
But Fight Club is awesome.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 24, 2009, 10:43:56 PM
But they collected human fat in it, too.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
Oooooohhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Or do what the insurance company i'm working with is doing, charge their obese employees $30 more per month on insurance. if the US did that will all their population, they'll pay all the international debt in 2 months MAX.

I thought they already did that.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 25, 2009, 06:29:05 AM
Hahaha no! the funny thing is that they all complain about it at a forum on the client's webpage, so you know that shit is more monitored than a congressman's email.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 08:36:45 AM
The next thread down? "How do I deep fry mashed potatoes and inject them with Sour Cream?"
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2009, 12:31:30 PM
Actually, the next thread down is "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?" (......)
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 26, 2009, 10:07:05 PM
I'm team Blade. Kill 'em all, Blacula. Kill every last one.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2009, 03:40:12 PM
I'm team Blade. Kill 'em all, Blacula. Kill every last one.

LMAO!  Ha ha, I thought the same thing.  Go Team Blade!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 29, 2009, 02:11:06 PM
I'm sorry but the baddest motherfucker of all vampires is my boy Lestat.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 29, 2009, 06:54:36 PM
Stuart Townsend or Tom Cruise?!

Gotta be Tom Cruise. Townsend couldn't even cut it as Aragorn.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: B E C K on Nov 29, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
Those fairies can't stack up to Blade.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 29, 2009, 08:41:06 PM
Aragorn would, he'd plow his mighty sword through the heart of the undead fuckers and then cleanly remove their heads.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Nov 30, 2009, 01:49:15 AM
Fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: gwynn on Nov 30, 2009, 09:06:57 PM
I gotta go with team Jacob. Those are some nice abs, and oh boy, that flowing weave he had? Fuhgettaboutit!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Nov 30, 2009, 10:25:56 PM
I thought you were gay?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Nov 30, 2009, 10:43:48 PM
I'm straight, but I'd rub oil all over Mr. Depp or Mr. Ledger (even as a decomposed corpse).
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 12:01:09 AM
You're not straight, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 01:11:36 AM
Those are my exceptions.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 08:14:18 AM
An exception makes ya gay.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 12:39:38 PM
No. It does not. The fact is I'd probably not do those things, but its fun to say it on the internet.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 01:28:28 PM
There's truth to lies. Now I really do like to defecate on the elderly, so I'm going to hell.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: The D on Dec 01, 2009, 02:52:38 PM
Does it make me gay that I want to stab all the "sexy" men in New Moon with a sword? And then light them on fire afterward?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 03:55:32 PM
Only if your balls touch.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Why are you obsessed with balls?!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: The D on Dec 01, 2009, 04:14:35 PM
How the hell do you two keep on posting at the same time? Or maybe.....
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 01, 2009, 04:56:14 PM
I'm straight, but I'd rub oil all over Mr. Depp or Mr. Ledger (even as a decomposed corpse).
Agree.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
Of course I'll agree, I was the one who said it in the first place.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 06:05:11 PM
I'd rub oil on Ledger's corpse, but only the corpse.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 07:17:21 PM
But that's not gay?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 07:55:38 PM
It's necrophelia, the man isn't alive.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
But your still rubbing on his bone.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 01, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
...I never implied I would rub oil on his genitalia.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 01, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
Look. If I was a necrophiliac, I'd be all about women. So, now you're gay because I said so on the internet which makes it true.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 04:01:11 AM
But you're not a nercopheliac. Don't fucking confuse the issue. That's how people like Obama get into powet and fuck over his constituancy. Sweet ironic justice.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 11:38:03 AM
Is "powet" another silly Sphere auto-edit? Power.

Guess not.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
Now you're showing off? Your death will be quick.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Dec 04, 2009, 02:28:58 PM
You must be forced to say what the great lord Beck wants you to say. You'll say "pron" and like it.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 03:02:25 PM
Porn.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Dec 04, 2009, 04:19:50 PM
The daring!!!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: gwynn on Dec 05, 2009, 01:01:11 PM
I thought you were gay?

Honestly, I'm pansexual. No, that does not mean I have sex with your kitchenware.
I just happen to be in love with a woman who I wouldn't mind being the last person I ever sleep with.
Sexuality is a fluid thing I believe, you are attracted to who you are attracted to. Case closed, equality for all.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 05, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Well, I am a Lesbian, though I will fuck a jar-opener if it's made of silicone.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2009, 01:36:27 AM
Pansexual? Isn't there were you have sex with half Man and half goat Demi-Gods?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 06, 2009, 10:42:33 AM
Or how about Lodge cookware?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2009, 02:19:55 AM
Pansexual? Isn't there were you have sex with half Man and half goat Demi-Gods?

Then you don't wanna know what Frying Pansexual is.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 07, 2009, 10:11:18 PM
Or perhaps a bit of Spanish bread is what she really craves in her naughty bits?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 07:44:06 AM
Cuban bread is quite phallic.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Fiero on Dec 08, 2009, 10:46:23 AM
Are we talking about money?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 11:14:19 AM
No, bread. GET IN THE FUCKING GAME!
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2009, 03:06:15 PM
Can we talk about Money cause it's what I want. Yeah, it's what I want.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 03:34:13 PM
To buy bread?
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 08, 2009, 08:09:57 PM
So going back to the main theme. Now they're saying that this whole story of people selling human fat was a false
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2009, 10:29:23 PM
Who's they?

It probably was, but still. Shit sounds suspect nonetheless. There's still the massive cocaine production.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 03:29:22 PM
Which you should be thankful for. Do you think that all the CEOs in this country work so much thank to their daily starbucks latte? nah bro.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:21:13 PM
? Coke? This isn't 1980.

It's all legal perscription drugs and 15,000 dollar a night hookers.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 11, 2009, 08:20:21 PM
Coke can never go out of fashion.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Rama on Dec 12, 2009, 01:43:31 AM
Coke is it.
Title: Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
Some meth gives a better kick than coke, and it's cheaper.