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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM

Title: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM

I just heard a radio ad for a local cabaret that's having a three day event with Sassy Cassie. Apparently the world's smallest stripper at 2' 11." Discuss.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 04:18:34 AM

That sounds just too cute!

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 11, 2009, 08:47:52 AM

I'd probably. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I'd enjoy the story afterwards.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 10:43:24 AM

I'd probably, too.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 11, 2009, 12:06:16 PM

You would enjoy it, you sick pedophile.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 11, 2009, 12:42:08 PM

2'-11"...is that sans High Heels?

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 12:47:28 PM

Well, I searcher her a bit when I got home, and a lot of the websites list her as 2' 10," so that might be in heels.

Also, I did not enjoy what I saw at all.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 02:05:16 PM

:lmao:  Regale us with the details, please.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 04:28:50 PM

She looks like a 6-year old body builder, can dance like a champ, and can probably out last most athletes on a pull up bar.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 11:48:28 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 04:28:50 PM

She looks like a 6-year old body builder

Little Hercules?

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2009, 01:54:23 AM

Gross

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 02:04:24 AM

Wait a minute...2'-11". That might just be the right height too....


Quick someone get me a tape measure.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

Or, at least, it would if any woman would kneel and do that for me.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 02:10:27 AM

It would help if I knew the distance from the top of her head to her mouth.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2009, 04:01:42 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

It made me feel awesome when my ex did that...

...

excuse me...


bAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 12, 2009, 05:37:05 AM

Just go to a nice gay bar and realize your repressed feelings.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 12, 2009, 03:01:59 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 02:08:59 AM

We think alike. But I prefer they kneel. It makes me feel awesome.

Here's another who feels the same way:

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2009, 04:16:46 PM

You should add 2" to your measurements to account for a nice pillow on the floor.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 04:28:28 PM

But she only is only 2'-11". A good pair of gel inserts would do her more good then a pillow. Now if she was a woman of normal height I'd be a perfect gentleman and get her a pillow and a towel.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 12, 2009, 07:30:46 PM

Could a normal man fit in her? 2'11'' squished alot of compartments.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2009, 12:44:16 AM

I think it would depend on what kinda of growth disorder she has.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2009, 12:51:59 AM

Yeah...

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 13, 2009, 05:16:09 AM

*kills self*

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 07:55:50 AM

Yeah, pretty much.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2009, 02:01:46 PM

Between the thighs, then?  Oh wait, did he mean in the other direction?

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 04:42:24 PM

I have a friend who will stare at a woman he doesn't know to guess how deep her vagina is.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 13, 2009, 10:32:50 PM

DO NOT WANT

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2009, 08:33:29 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 04:42:24 PM

I have a friend who will stare at a woman he doesn't know to guess how deep her vagina is.

I used to do that with men. My friend showed me how to

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 14, 2009, 12:53:15 PM

But... men don't have vaginas.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 15, 2009, 06:42:39 AM

no i meant about their weewees

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 15, 2009, 08:07:03 AM

That defies logic. My cock is as deep as it is long!

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2009, 09:29:11 PM

Turn it inside out?

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 15, 2009, 11:17:55 PM

Easier said than done.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Sam on Nov 16, 2009, 10:12:24 AM

He has to go þrough a lot of councelling and some hormone þerapy before he takes ðat step.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: B E C K on Nov 16, 2009, 08:44:07 PM

Or he could just get really, really hammered.

Title: Re: Sassy Cassie
Post by: Derrick on Nov 16, 2009, 09:26:14 PM

It's how I got my cock pierced, and then unpierced.