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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Richard_Ankerse9226 on Oct 20, 2009, 03:46:35 AM
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You've already activated it, you stupid robot. Only activated accounts can post. Now where's my penis enhancement link?
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http://www.engorgedeight.com
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Not from you! It's not the same thing. :nono:
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You should take what you can get. You need it for the blessing Your Holiness.
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You may want to update the board. They're up to 1.1.10 now, and you're still on 1.1.2.
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LOL how would a internet "newbie" come across this webpage?
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Who are you supposed to work for, again?
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She works for me now. HAHAHAHA!
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I've been meaning to update, but, yeh, ho ho ho.
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Christmas theme?! REALLY!?
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No, not really.
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Gay. At least my cock is huge. Seriously, it now fights in the Super-Heavyweight division. Thanks Martinez!
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Who are you supposed to work for, again?
For your dad. He pays good
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Another suspicion confirmed.
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My dad's dead.
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But say it like this:
My father is deeeeeaaaaaaaadddd!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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DED
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HE'S DEAD!
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Wait, is this supposed to tie back into the ghost hunter thing in that other thread?
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Did you hear Rama's dad say something?
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His mouth was muffled by my salty balls.
No homo.
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This is the only ghost dad I want discussed in this thread:
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I remember that movie. I never thought I could hate Bill Cosby.
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I never saw it actually. I just loved the concept of dead Bill Cosby a-haunting folks.
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He haunts negros, now.
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lol laserdisk.
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lol laserdisk.
lol spelling error. Come on, you read it right off of the image.
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I was going to say it, but I didn't think it deserved the wasted calories.
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Bill Cosby told him how to spell it and he still failed. LISTEN TO COSBY.
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Who understands what that man says?
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I thought white people loved Cosby!
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I love Cosby, the niggas hate him because his words are truth.
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I thought white people loved Cosby!
I know I do! I love that man! I saw him live back in the 90s. Fuck anyone that doesn't love the Cos. Fuck them right in the ear.
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He's made a hip hop album.
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Talking about Cosby.. last night I watched The Clevelands and it sucks ass
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They canceled King of the Hill for that shit. Damn quotas.
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Seth MacFarlane has 3 shows too many.
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I have been watching the Cleveland show. Basically it is the second half-hour of Family Guy, but with more black-centric jokes.
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It's the only way they could say nigger, I guarentee it will sneak its way in.
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*farts* I'm outrageous!!
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Why did they cancel KotH anyway? I mean, I didn't watch it, but it had it's audience, didn't it? I only saw the first ep of the Cleveland Show and it was Family Guy Lite. Where did all the good black sitcoms go anyway? Why are there no more Martins, Living Singles, or Rocs? That's right, fucking Roc.
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Those were good?
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Yes, they were. A woman gave birth and Martin caught it like a football. That's effin' classic, boss.
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I have been watching the Cleveland show. Basically it is the second half-hour of Family Guy, but with more black-centric jokes.
....that sucks! Family Guy is way funnier. And I hate how they took Cleveland out of FG just to put him in another show. Will they do that with Quagmire in the future?
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They'd have to air it on Showtime if they did. Giggity.
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I almost spelled Laser "lazer" but caught myself at the last second.
Disc can be spelled either way:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc
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The spelling of "disc" in "Laserdisc" is not optional. It's a one word name and it has a "c" at the end.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laserdisc
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Registered trademark, the lawyers are on Becca's side.
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And they are gonna sue your ass.
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Why his ass?
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Cause that's where they are going to collect from when they find out he doesn't have the money.
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He gets it. He definitely gets it.
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You guys got it all wrong, Cleveland show is way better than Family Guy. It's fresh and not all played out yet!
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All spinoffs suck
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Omigosh, Xena Warrior Princess would like to have a word with you.
(http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/xena.jpg)
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I really liked Xena until she turned all lesbian on us, and its obvious it was to attract more viewers. Oh and then that blonde girl died and came back or something, I don't know.
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I agree, without showing anything it turned into a romantic cocktease. I need at least kissing to batch one out.
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I don't know...I think I could make a case for The Jefferson's being better then all the family. But Maude can kiss my ass.
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You know she does in your dreams.
Diagnosis Murder was a spin-off. Long live the Sloan.
If all spin-offs weren't any good, Kelsey Grammar would've ceased to have a career years ago.
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Fraser is the exception.
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Ha ha. I liked Frasier for the first couple seasons or so. I remember one my uncles saw me watching it and, well, I don't remember his exact comment but let's just say Frasier appears to be viewed as an equivalent to a night at the opera for poor people.
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When I said I watched Frasier once, I was told by a gentlemen in full out camo that he didn't like that show with the Homos. Trying to explain they were brothers would have been a exercise in futility.
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Kelsey Grammar is all man. He married a fuckin playmate. A PLAYMATE!
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Ha ha. I liked Frasier for the first couple seasons or so. I remember one my uncles saw me watching it and, well, I don't remember his exact comment but let's just say Frasier appears to be viewed as an equivalent to a night at the opera for poor people.
This is funny because its almost how their dad acted on the show.
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When I said I watched Frasier once, I was told by a gentlemen in full out camo that he didn't like that show with the Homos.
:lmao: Ha ha! I guess one gay and one effeminate was too much for our unseen friend.
This also made me laugh:
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Too bad they never shared a scene.
I will go with Phoenix made Scott into a whiney bitch rather than the writers just fucking his characterization up.
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I was so fucking pissed when Cyclops died. Fucking bullshit idea.
Kelsey Grammer and whoever play Niles don't look a damn thing like each other.
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They do to people who never watched the show. Seriously. Make sense of that.
I still haven't seen that movie. Don't really want to. In my world, there's only X-Men and X:2 and nothing else exists.
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I thought Cyclops died in X2. Wait, am I out of my mind? I must be.
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Jean "died". Whatever that means.
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Cyc died in 3 and then Jean died again. 3 was horrid, but not as bad as Origins.
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Well it was never confirmed she killed him. Professor X only said it when he was trying to bring her in, though she was batshit crazy at that point. Since his death was never shown on screen and all that was evidence were his glasses (after she turned off his powers) who's to say he's not dead.
What's even wierder is Bryan Singer signing on for X-Men 4. Will they just ignore the third one?
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Didn't even know they were doing an X-men 4. But if Singer is being brought back in then Cyc could show up again as I think Marsden was being punished for agreeing to be in Superman: Returns and that's why Cyc wasn't a major player in 3.
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What's even wierder is Bryan Singer signing on for X-Men 4.
I had heard a rumor about that, so is it actually a done deal now?
Will they just ignore the third one?
Shit, I hope so.
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Didn't even know they were doing an X-men 4. But if Singer is being brought back in then Cyc could show up again as I think Marsden was being punished for agreeing to be in Superman: Returns and that's why Cyc wasn't a major player in 3.
From what I heard Cyc was going to die in the house with Professor X.
I had heard a rumor about that, so is it actually a done deal now?
http://www.collider.com/2009/10/11/bryan-singer-says-he-wants-to-direct-another-x-men-movie/
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wtf? I thought there were only 2 x men movies, the second and last one being the one were professor X dies. Is the 3rd movie the one about wolverine?
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That was absolutely void of sense.
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wtf? I thought there were only 2 x men movies, the second and last one being the one were professor X dies. Is the 3rd movie the one about wolverine?
There's three and then there's the Wolverine one.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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But don't bother watching the third one or the one about Wolverine.
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Indeed.
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Yeah, just pretend there's two. No one in their right mind will fault you for it.
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Well there's two movies, and then two well funded fanfics.
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If that's how we're gonna look at it, then there's too many damn fanfics being made.
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Ghost Rider was a terrible fanfic
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Nick Cage is a terrible fanfic.
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He buys castles.
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It was big news once that someone had stole Nick Cage's Porsche and then put it into the lake here. Yeah...it's that boring here. A famous guy's "car" made the headlines.
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He is so boring.
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He was awesome before. I loooove Leaving Las Vegas, ConAir and Face Off.
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When I watching ConAir again about a month or so ago all I could think about was that I never realized how truly, truly ass-awful he is in that movie.
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He is the worst part. His acting is so dull and flat. He's supposed to be a fucking ninja, yet he speaks and acts like his mother swilled down moonshine during his incubation. Maybe it was just his southern accent.
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He was awesome before. I loooove Leaving Las Vegas, ConAir and Face Off.
You attempt to list awesome Nick Cage movies, and your list doesn't have Raising Arizona? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? Oh, right. Foreigner.
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Oh totally agree there.
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I've never heard of that movie before!
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I've never heard of that movie before!
Like I said, foreigner. Go chell it out. I think its one of the few movies that truly plays to his style, a style I like to call "bad acting."
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Did you know he was asked to play Peter Pan in Hook? I'm SO GLAD he didn't take the part.
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I AM SO FUCKING GLAD HE DIDN'T TAKE THAT PART
That would have been fucking disastrous.
I'd still like to see a movie sized rendition of the Peter Pan story where its a criminal court like those ten seconds on Arrested Development, "Youuuuu'rrrre a croook, Captain Hook! Won't the jury throw the book at you!"
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Hahaaa i love arrested development
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I just remembered it's "throw the book at the piiiRRRRAAAAAATTTEE!"
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He is the worst part. His acting is so dull and flat. He's supposed to be a fucking ninja, yet he speaks and acts like his mother swilled down moonshine during his incubation. Maybe it was just his southern accent.
OMG agree. As much as I hated the accent, there's no way that was it entirely. This film should've been Sawyer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_%22Sawyer%22_Ford) on a plane. I feel sorry for the supporting players. Many of them are good and be eclipsed by the horrid ham starring in the thing must've been balls.
I AM SO FUCKING GLAD HE DIDN'T TAKE THAT PART
That would have been fucking disastrous.
No way. That would've been so much fail it would've turned into win!
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Sawyer should play lil Gambit's dad in the new X-Men movie. If they have Gambit and if there's a flashback.
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Oh dude, yes! Hell, let him play older Gambit. So much continuity's been fucked with, it doesn't matter anymore. Or let's just send him back in time with Cable or Bishop.
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That would be cool too, but he'd never play Gambit. He doesn't want to be typecast, and playing Gambit (while a fanboy/girl dream) would just turn him into the southern hunk Michael Cera of the movie industry.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with Michael Cera being in 2 movies every year? It's always the same fucking role. The new movie looks eh, but I doubt he'd be funny enough for a 10 dollar movie ticket.
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Someone make that bastard play Gambit dammit! He still has decades left in him to shake it off. He can devote the rest of his life to playing Oscar Wilde for all I care, but he needs to be Gambit!
I had to Google who that was. You pretty much described Julia Roberts' career and she got a freakin' Oscar out of it.
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Seriously, what the fuck is up with Michael Cera being in 2 movies every year? It's always the same fucking role. The new movie looks eh, but I doubt he'd be funny enough for a 10 dollar movie ticket.
On top of that, he's apparently turned into a giant doucebag because of this. OMFG you made money doing the same thing over and over for years, big fucking deal.
However, I think he would be better in small parts, and would have got a lot of the same fangirl following, but wouldn't be such a doucebag. Stop giving him leads, hollywood.
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He's now a douchebag? Wow. It makes sense, but wow.
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Don't worry...The Jon Heder effect is in play.
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But Heder's a Mormon.
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I know. He did Blades of Glory. Oh you said Mormon.
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Blades of Glory was fucking awesome, but only in a very special way.
Yeah, I've heard anecdotal evidence that Cera is a total douche. Not John Edward level of doucebaggery, but still a douche.
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I know. He did Blades of Glory. Oh you said Mormon.
AHHAHAHAHAHA, yes.
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Don't worry...The Jon Heder effect is in play.
What is that anyway?
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Don't worry...The Jon Heder effect is in play.
What is that anyway?
When an unknown actor suddenly finds himself popular after doing a low budget movie that attains success and then goes on to use his 15 mins of fame to make mediocre to terrible movies before falling off the face of the earth.
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Gaaaaaaaaawwwd.
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When an unknown actor suddenly finds himself popular after doing a low budget movie that attains success and then goes on to use his 15 mins of fame to make mediocre to terrible movies before falling off the face of the earth.
Ah, fabulous. Yes, let's hope he kindly disappears.
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Nic Cage bugs the hell out of me, but I'm still going to see Kick-Ass.
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He's now a douchebag? Wow. It makes sense, but wow.
He was acting like a little bitch about being part of the new Arrested Development movie.
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That really irritated me. The show that got him where he is. Fucking dumb ass has to do that shit or he's a realfuckturd. I actually still laugh at his movies, though, but he'll never be as funny as on AD.
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I never liked him in Superbad. McLovin' made that movie.
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Definitely. I still haven't seen Role Models, though. Poor guy is gonna have trouble getting roles.
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Again, he was amazing in that. Both character roles, though. He might be typecast. He should play a homosexual serial killer to get the acting community to warm up to him. They love straight men who act like queers.
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Have you guys watched that movie of his, something like Nora's infinite play list or some crap like that. Ooooooo so dumb. He was acting exactly like George Michael. I think he's stuck in that character forever. Welcome to Al Pacino's club.
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I did watch that, and I really enjoyed it, but not so much because of him. I found the two female leads attractive (Nora more than the skanky bitch), and the gay guys are fucking hilarious.
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She annoys me so much. She always has this "everything else stinks but me" attitude going on
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Scene girls just suffer that.
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She annoys me so much. She always has this "everything else stinks but me" attitude going on
Who is "she?"
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That Nora girl or whatever her name was in the movie
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I liked her. I found the other chick attractive but wanted to hit her.
But like I said, the gay guys were probably the best part of the movie. No homo.
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'No homo' doesn't always work. Especially with what you just said.
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Coincidentally, Nohomo is his Hawaiian name.
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Yep.
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But like I said, the gay guys were probably the best part of the movie. No homo.
>the gay guys were probably the best part of the movie
>the gay guys were probably the best part
>the gay guys
No homo.
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This is the quality analysis we should be paid for.
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のほも
野穂も
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"[ho] Field head"
BABELFISH FAIL
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のほも。ノホモ。野穂茂。乃帆喪。Ha ha, I have no idea what I'm typing but the possibilities are endless!
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HEY! My mom isn't the spawn of a dirty trout! Take that back!
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Dirty carp, then?
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のおかまがじゃりません。
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