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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Llama Sha on Oct 17, 2009, 10:44:23 PM

Title: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Llama Sha on Oct 17, 2009, 10:44:23 PM
Happy Birthday Old Lady!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 10:51:00 PM
Yo Llama Sha I'm happy for Merla, imma let you finish, but Firebird1 had the best birthday of all time.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:13:52 PM
Is she dealing pot?

Eh, it doesn't matter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:34:40 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Now lets see those panties.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 12:51:46 AM
PANTIES!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:55:10 AM
 :nuriyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 12:57:22 AM
 :aroused: :aroused: ;D ;D :D :D :love: :love: :nuriyes: :nuriyes: :faye: :happybirthday: :headbang: :hungry: :blamerama:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:21:14 AM
:nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono: :nurinono:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: joe on Oct 18, 2009, 03:42:35 AM
Happy B-Day, you Kenobi-esque fossil!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 19, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Day birth happy you have. /caveman speak
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 19, 2009, 06:08:23 PM
Panties?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 06:55:00 PM
*Sigh* I don't think we are going to see any.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 19, 2009, 07:21:44 PM
Show panties, we enjoy.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 19, 2009, 07:51:29 PM
Concensus says we need panties, damint.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2009, 04:52:24 AM
Then show your own panties, fuckers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2009, 05:54:52 AM
I don't own underwear.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2009, 06:22:12 AM
Not my problem.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2009, 06:47:52 AM
Not mine either, since nothing exists for the problem to count. Cuz I'm frrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeballlllllllllllllllllin'.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 20, 2009, 10:32:52 AM
Did you guys know that nothing exists.

Period.

This is just what our consciousness perceives, man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2009, 11:30:18 AM
Whoa.
*burble*
What about things that exist only exist because we exist.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 20, 2009, 12:24:26 PM
Like Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 20, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
That non-existent cheese-steak sandwich I had for lunch was damn good, though.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 20, 2009, 07:48:13 PM
No, your perception was that you ate a tasty sandwich, there was no sandwich and you did not even taste it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 20, 2009, 09:09:57 PM
Just take it to its logical conclusion, then: I had not a tongue with which to taste.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 20, 2009, 09:43:14 PM
You weren't even born.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 20, 2009, 11:27:42 PM
Then where did my pants go?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 20, 2009, 11:44:38 PM
in the dryer.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 21, 2009, 01:07:26 AM
The dryer we call consciousness.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: IDE on Oct 21, 2009, 01:17:49 AM
Happy Birthday!

I give to you the gift of lying about your age.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2009, 03:04:57 AM
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 21, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
Think some fig newtons. Those rule.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Sam on Oct 21, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Rama on Oct 21, 2009, 03:04:57 AM
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?

I žink you should start wiž some new pants for Derrick here.  No one wants to see šat.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2009, 01:02:42 PM
I'm not wasting my powers on that. As long as he doesn't start rubbing up against me he can wear whatever or whatever he doesn't want. I don't care.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 21, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Sam on Oct 21, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Rama on Oct 21, 2009, 03:04:57 AM
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?

I žink you should start wiž some new pants for Derrick here.  No one wants to see šat.

It's Merla's Birthday, she deserves the birthday sausage.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: gwynn on Oct 21, 2009, 08:17:24 PM
Happy birthday, Nuri's sister!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 23, 2009, 11:23:04 PM
happy bdaaayy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Firebird1 on Oct 24, 2009, 11:09:11 PM
Happy Birthday Merla!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Merla on Oct 26, 2009, 03:15:42 PM
Thanks, People.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 26, 2009, 04:11:49 PM
Merla is Nuri's sister? WHAT? Oh, wait. I did know that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 26, 2009, 04:56:19 PM
What you don't know is that there is a third sister locked in the basement, cursed by Satan himself. A deformed and hellish creature that they feed live infants too, to keep her appeased.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 26, 2009, 05:06:25 PM
Those fanfics I wrote just turned incredibly kinky.

All right.  :blamerama:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 26, 2009, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: Rama on Oct 26, 2009, 04:56:19 PM
What you don't know is that there is a third sister locked in the basement, cursed by Satan himself. A deformed and hellish creature that they feed live infants too, to keep her appeased.

Wait.

Are they Austrian?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 26, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
That was also in my fanfic. FUCK! GOD IS PLAGIARIZING ME!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 26, 2009, 09:31:52 PM
/me hides the fanfic in his backpack
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 28, 2009, 08:09:08 AM
We don't really have basements down here.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 28, 2009, 09:19:31 AM
Why not? Low water table?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 28, 2009, 10:13:17 AM
My interpretation was the ground's kinda hard for it and the fact there's no need for them here, but maybe it's the water thing, too.  I dunno, but I've never been in a house with one.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 28, 2009, 12:23:23 PM
There is a low water table in most of Texas. I think. I've never heard of a basement in Texas, except in large buildings.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Oct 28, 2009, 01:12:26 PM
Huh...only the cheapo houses here don't have them. Doubt it's the ground being too hard. We have one and they had to blast through sold rock to get it deep enough. Could be the water table, though.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 28, 2009, 02:49:38 PM
Ditto here, mine is built into granite bedrock, which is why it's cool during the summer months and cold during the winter.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 28, 2009, 07:55:37 PM
I hope whoever paid for that sold rock got insurance on it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Sam on Oct 30, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
I can't comprehend a house or ošer building wižout a basement.  I was amazed when I was a kid and learned šat ošer people, like my uncle in Florida, didn't have šem.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 30, 2009, 09:32:53 AM
I don't even have an attic. I grew up in this house but I can't stand it.

I was once told that it was because the houses can cover more surface area, but I've seen houses in areas where basements are used, and that theory is bull shit.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: Sam on Oct 30, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
I can't comprehend a house or ošer building wižout a basement.

Ha ha, well, they don't even feel real to me since the only ones I've ever seen have been on tv.  There are several buildings I've been in that have had below-ground floors, but never in a home.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 30, 2009, 09:18:55 PM
We never had a basement, though I always wanted one for the purposes of creating a man cave out of it before I'd ever heard that particular term coined.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2009, 10:24:14 PM
A man batcave.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 01, 2009, 11:10:00 AM
How hacky.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2009, 03:59:01 PM
Keep saying that and you won't get a ride in his Batmobile.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 01, 2009, 06:37:47 PM
You mean his man batmobile?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 01, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
I'd rather not. I know Batmobile is just code for cock, and ride well... means ride. You see where I'm going with this? Mancave = Secret location for extended homosexual experiences.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2009, 11:56:58 AM
SOOOOOOOOOOO?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2009, 02:11:00 PM
And how do the Silverfish factor into all of this?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 02, 2009, 04:12:30 PM
I'm pretty sure mancave just means butthole.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
Quote from: Rama on Nov 02, 2009, 02:11:00 PM
And how do the Silverfish factor into all of this?

They need to get out of my roooooooom!  :nurinono:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2009, 04:49:46 PM
See...if you had a basement they'd just live there.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2009, 04:51:00 PM
Are you suggesting I construct one to accomidate their needs?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 02, 2009, 05:01:39 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 02, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
Silverfish theme for Christmas?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Long John Silverfish with little hats and peg legs?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 02, 2009, 05:16:07 PM
Silverfish bells on a sleigh.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 02, 2009, 05:34:48 PM
Silverfish for Jesus?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 03, 2009, 10:42:55 AM
Santa and his eight tiny Silverfish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2009, 03:53:01 PM
Ew, you went too far.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 03, 2009, 04:44:18 PM
I always do.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 03, 2009, 09:51:17 PM
I don't think we've gone far enough.

Silverfishdolls
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2009, 12:26:03 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2009, 08:29:16 AM
Silverfish on tranny pr0n?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 06, 2009, 07:14:27 PM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n133/rsixidor/silverfishdolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 07, 2009, 04:48:32 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 08, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2009, 05:36:14 PM
So is he sadly fapping or is he sad then fapping?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 08, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
That's like asking what came first, the chicken or the egg. The answer? The Chicken, eggs lack genitals.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
Replacing the faces on that pic is a useless gesture. No one looks at their faces.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 09, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n133/rsixidor/silvertitsdolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2009, 03:05:50 PM
Booooooooooooo Hisssssssssssss
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 09, 2009, 04:07:32 PM
Do they hiss, I wasn't aware of that?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 09, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n133/rsixidor/hatfish.jpg)

Is this more offensive?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2009, 02:18:45 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 10, 2009, 03:35:57 PM
I wonder if any else even knows that it is.