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Title: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Merla on Oct 14, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
Today at work we celebrated my former Boss's birthday.  She is now my former boss because about two week ago there was some major a$$ restructuring of our department (but that's for another discussion).  Anyway I counted this little shindig as my lunch.  Today's lunch consisted of: 

1 piece of chocolate cake with chocolate butter-cream frosting (probably ingested around 1,000 calories  ::) but it was good)
1/2 cup chocolate ice cream with chocolate pieces
1 chocolate chip cookie

and two hours or so later
2 fun size Twix bars (what the hell makes them fun anyhow)

I think I am going to go into anaphylactic shock now. :o
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 14, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
DEATH BY SUGAR
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Merla on Oct 14, 2009, 08:30:48 PM
I think I am going to break the trend and have some cheez-its for dinner.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 14, 2009, 10:05:35 PM
Good idea.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 02:44:25 AM
She had homemade pizza for dinner.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 03:47:52 AM
I'd eat Schmoo's pizza.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 03:48:55 AM
Schmoo didn't make it, Merla did: The lazy way with rye bread, spaghetti sauce, and a slice of cheese.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:06:23 AM
Ugh... Merla's pizza sounds nasty. Do not want.

I'd still eat Schmoo's pizza.

Then I'll have your chocolate cake for dessert.

Blast from the past!
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:11:08 AM
I don't have any cake right now.  Eat out my apple muffin instead.




















































Yep, eat it right out of its paper muffin-cup.  If you remove it from the cup, it'll just fall apart and you'll get brown sugar everywhere.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:17:08 AM
God.

I can't wrap my mind around that metaphorical mess.

The brown sugar just confuses the hell out of me.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:23:19 AM
There's also cinnamon and nuts on top, but you don't find this out until you're about to eat it.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:28:32 AM
Nuts! No thank you. :puke:
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:33:44 AM
There's nothing wrong with walnuts!  They're full of protein and all diced up into teeny tiny pieces!
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:42:49 AM
Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put nuts in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:50:22 AM
But they're not in it, they're on top.  You can brush them right off.  BTW, fixed:

Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put raisins in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 04:54:22 AM
Let me tell you how to ruin a perfectly good baked good.

Put raisins in it.

Inconceivable! Why would anyone do such a thing?

QFT!!!

Boiled raisin cookies. Spew!
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 04:57:37 AM
The raisin is my most vile foe.  Powerless by himself, only foiling me by taking unsuspecting cookies and muffins hostage.  The bloody coward.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 05:03:50 AM
So nasty. It's like the cookie and/or muffin has these little organs that are popping between your teeth.

Foul. And I know people who swear by them.

"Mmm! Raisin cookies! So delish!"

Shut your mouths, sickos.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 05:09:00 AM
Schmoo learned quickly "why didn't you put raisins in them" was a stupid question.  Ew, they are like little organs.  Maybe if someone told me that earlier, I'd pretend I was eating a pilgrim's still-beating heart to gain his puritan powers instead of swishing the raisin in my mouth to remove the good crumbs and spitting it back out.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 05:17:51 AM
You're a far braver soul than I. I won't teach touch 'em if I know they contain raisins.

How about some chocolate chips next time? Hell yeah, now there's something everyone can enjoy.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 05:19:02 AM
Chocolate, peanut butter, white chocolate, dark chocolate, butterscotch... they're all gravy.  Butterscotch in oatmeal cookies is yum.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: joe on Oct 15, 2009, 05:26:26 AM
Hmm. I lied about the nuts.

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2009, 05:32:51 AM
I can make those bitches.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2009, 11:14:37 AM
How did I know this wasn't actually about healthy eating.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 15, 2009, 12:38:35 PM
Science?

And f u guys. Banana Walnut bread is delicious.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Sam on Oct 15, 2009, 04:14:24 PM
Hmm. I lied about the nuts.

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.

Ðis is true, but you know what comes in second?  Oatmeal raisin.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 15, 2009, 04:51:05 PM
You know what I love?

No-bake oatmeal cookies. YUM!
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2009, 06:09:15 PM
Know what I love?

Sushi.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 15, 2009, 07:24:05 PM
Ick.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 15, 2009, 09:40:38 PM
White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the greatest and best cookies in the world.
Ðis is true, but you know what comes in second?  Oatmeal raisin.

QFT
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Firebird1 on Oct 15, 2009, 10:34:34 PM
Got free lunch at a [Chiplotle today... Also may not be eating anything for a week....

http://www.chipotle.com/
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 15, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
Are you stocked up on Chipotlaway and did you watch last week's Southpark?
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2009, 10:53:04 PM
This week's was so much better. I peed myself when the cop shit out the cum from his ass into the evidence bag. Also, Butter is awesome.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2009, 01:15:25 AM
Censors must have come down hard on them on this one though. I thought they would have shown most of the stuff that they cut away from this time.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2009, 02:51:59 AM
I love oatmeal raisin!  Especially without raisins!  Butterscotch chips instead of raisins.  Try it, dammit.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: IDE on Oct 16, 2009, 07:23:26 AM
Tomorrow I'll make you a cleveland steamer.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 16, 2009, 08:34:26 AM
Censors must have come down hard on them on this one though. I thought they would have shown most of the stuff that they cut away from this time.
Considering Ms. Garrison and Richard Dawkins, I thought they would have shown the frat orgy.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 16, 2009, 12:32:23 PM
That's what I was thinking too. They've shown stuff just as bad before, but cut away this time. Seemed odd.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 16, 2009, 07:12:56 PM
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
Oatmeal is healthy. I'm not so sure about molasses.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 16, 2009, 09:52:30 PM
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!
I eat shit breakfasts (cereal, yougurt, and fruit smoothie) and dinners (sometimes just broth with a little pasta and a slice of multigrain bread), but save the high calories for lunches or early dinners. You can't eat healthy when you order a tasting menu, though. Mmmm. Amuse Bouche's.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 03:39:40 AM
I've been eating oatmeal for molasses almost every morning for the last 2 weeks. I have to start eating healthy damnit, but it's so difficult in this country :( no wonder most people are overweight, so much food!

Not to mention the less money you have, the harder it is.  A lot of the gross shit is just plain cheaper... and most people don't/can't walk to buy it.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:10:41 AM
You can make deliciousness on the cheap.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2009, 10:57:02 PM
I know you can, but the more money you have, the easier it is to eat healthy.  You can buy ready-made meals or just plain better products w/o worrying about a budget.  Eating well on the cheap requires effort that a good number of people can't/won't expend.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2009, 11:21:10 PM
Well most fat people are fat because it's easier to order a burger than it is to buy the ingredients to make one. America made it so easy, too.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:31:17 AM
I just wish I had the money to hire a trainer. I'm good with my weight. (about 201 on a six foot frame) but I do wish it was more toned. I need a trainer cause I'll work out for a couple weeks, but start slipping after that. I need someone yelling at me constantly to keep me doing it. And no I don't want to join the army.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 12:49:14 AM
I work out regularly without a trainer. If you want, send me your cell and I will call and yell at you whenever I go to the gym. I'll change things up and call at odd hours, but only just to talk. Ya know, really dish.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:52:29 AM
But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 12:54:48 AM
Then how will I call you when you're in the bathroom to work out, fatty?
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 12:58:42 AM
Well...I guess...I could have phone put in the bathroom?
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 01:02:26 AM
I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:03:14 AM
Well most fat people are fat because it's easier to order a burger than it is to buy the ingredients to make one. America made it so easy, too.

Yeah, exactly.

But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.

You can't be a technophobe if you're on the bloody computer.   :P

I'll change things up and call at odd hours, but only just to talk. Ya know, really dish.

Oh, you girls and your gossip.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:04:39 AM
I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.

Well, if he gets a laptop and wireless, he'll probably be messaging and posting from the can.  Especially if the toilet paper holder makes a prime minidesk.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 01:06:22 AM
He should get Hughes.net so he could post while pooping. I now have graduated to iPhone only in the bathroom. It's made life so wonderful.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 01:20:11 AM
I'm sure that extra space on the counter for that lean pocket has made your life complete.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 01:57:03 AM
But I don't have a cell phone. I'm a Technopobe I guess.

You can't be a technophobe if you're on the bloody computer.   :P



Says you...I type from ten feet away with a stick.

I don't feel comfortable with that. What if I call... when you're making.

x.x eww.

Well, if he gets a laptop and wireless, he'll probably be messaging and posting from the can.  Especially if the toilet paper holder makes a prime minidesk.

HA...I'm never getting wireless as long as I live here.

I'd get Hughes.net if I didn't mind getting anally raped.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 18, 2009, 01:57:34 AM
Double post...delete me please.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 11:15:17 AM
I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

Where is Chelsey, anyways? I miss that cr0n-fed crazy.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
Ha, deletion is for pussies!






















And, you know, also for pr0n.


I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

Where is Chelsey, anyways? I miss that cr0n-fed crazy.

You could always drop her a line on MySpace and see if she bites.  Assuming she still uses it.  I keep meaning to try it myself, but then I get distracted by shiny, shiny things.
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Derrick on Oct 18, 2009, 09:25:51 PM
She's Chelsey Boyer on facebook. Since I haven't used facebook...
Title: Re: A Healthy Lunch
Post by: Rama on Oct 19, 2009, 12:50:17 AM
Ha, deletion is for pussies!






















And, you know, also for pr0n.


Sounds like you are telling me to edit some pr0n into my post, but just doesn't seem right. Oh well...you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.