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Title: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2009, 11:56:44 PM

http://www.lamebook.com/coolbaby

Please tell me you people have already seen this.  It's the funniest thing ever.  I laughed until I cried.

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Not so much because of the post, but also the fact that someone snapped that picture before the blood could even be washed.  And then it was actually posted on Facebook.  "Here's my bloody kid."

Merla thought it would have to be horribly embarassing to have a pic like that of yourself exist.  On the other hand, if that was MY baby pic you couldn't stop me from making that my avatar.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2009, 12:05:14 AM

I was browsing Lamebook after posting that and came upon this.  GOLDEN.

From National Tragedy, 2009 (http://www.lamebook.com/national-tragedy-2009), which reminds me of the pic below (http://ptwd.blogspot.com/2009/06/goodnight-sweet-prince.html).  :lmao:

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Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2009, 02:24:28 AM

I can't believe there's no love for Coolbaby and Michael Jordan.  You people are monsters.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2009, 02:28:35 AM

When Coolbaby gets a shoe deal with Nike then I'll care.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2009, 02:37:00 AM

He's fresh from the womb!  That's like passing up hot French bread.  It isn't done, sonny!

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2009, 11:49:47 AM

Well I'm a rebel man...a rebel.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2009, 08:37:28 PM

Don't you even care that Michael (http://forums.ijji.com/showthread.php?t=569318) Jordan (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-Jordan/57125291316?v=feed&story_fbid=112891193265) is (http://www.eliteskills.com/z/175904) dead? (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Michael_Jordan_dead)

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Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2009, 12:59:39 AM

Nope. Dead...Alive makes no diff to me.

Man Jordan wore a lot of Purple. Nice Jheri curls though.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2009, 05:34:32 PM

He truly was the King of Pop.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2009, 10:31:37 PM

And he was great in Space Jam.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Fiero on Sep 15, 2009, 10:34:07 PM

What about Shazam!?

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2009, 10:49:11 PM

And Steel.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Sam on Sep 16, 2009, 01:09:14 AM

I understand absolutely noþing in ðis þread.  What ðe hell is going on?  What is coolbaby?  Is ðat lamebook site supposed to be humorous?  Why is ðere a joke ðat OJ killed Michael Jordan?  Why is it a joke ðat Prince died?

Why?!

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 16, 2009, 01:48:41 AM

Success!

Congratulations...Dr. Beck, Dr. Fiero.

*Shakes hands.*

This is a grand day for Science.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 16, 2009, 12:50:11 PM

Dude, of course it's supposed to be humorous.  Lamebook is screencapping shit people supposedly actually put in Facebook.  That woman just had her baby and daddy or someone else was there snapping pictures before they could even get the thing washed.  Then she stuck it in an album as some kind of magic moment.  Just be glad I didn't link Stoolbaby.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Sam on Sep 16, 2009, 01:09:22 PM

I'll give you ðat one.  Ðe entries seem more sad or mundane ðan funny, but whatever.

Still, what's wiþ the OJ killing Michael Jordan joke?  Or Prince dying?

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: Rama on Sep 16, 2009, 01:17:57 PM

It was people thinking that was a picture of Jackson and posting it.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Sep 16, 2009, 07:38:04 PM

The Prince one was just someone's joke, but some people actually thought either Jordan had died or mixed his name up with Jackson's.  Putting it on OJ Simpson triples the funny because it plays on the idea that all black people look alike.

Title: Re: Coolbaby on Lamebook
Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2009, 02:21:03 AM

Boo hoo, I can't go to lamebook anymore.  Everytime I go now, I notice a bunch of random shit loading in my status bar.  Don't like, nope.  Don't like at all.  I would go to the lamebook tumblr site instead but then that one shut down.