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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2009, 07:25:44 PM

Title: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2009, 07:25:44 PM

The world's smallest parrot has been filmed in the wild for the first time. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8236000/8236410.stm)

Adorable.  They need to be mass produced and sold as key fobs.  Think about it.   :rawr:

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2009, 07:44:59 PM

WANT

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: gwynn on Sep 09, 2009, 08:08:39 PM

I didn't really get a comparison there, so how small are they, bumblebee sized?

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2009, 08:11:27 PM

Did you see the second vid on that page?  The guy's holding one and it's about the size of his thumb.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: gwynn on Sep 09, 2009, 08:16:00 PM

I wonder if I can get a whole hive of them to pollinate my tomatoes.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2009, 10:49:48 PM

Pollinate them with adorableness.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2009, 12:20:34 AM

They look delicious! Deep fry them pop them in a tub and sell them with a side of Mashed Potatoes and Cole Slaw and you got a deal!

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2009, 02:09:45 AM

"pop them in a tub"

wha?

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2009, 02:31:40 AM

Like the tubs KFC uses.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 10, 2009, 12:08:57 PM

Cute, but too fragile for our house.  We need something big to cuddle with the other critters, like a giant New Guinea rat. http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/07/giant.rat.papua/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/07/giant.rat.papua/index.html)

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2009, 01:45:51 PM

That rat needs to...oh god I just now realized what's going on in the dalaran sewers.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2009, 02:46:49 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 10, 2009, 02:09:45 AM

"pop them in a tub"

wha?

A chicken bucket.  Though what you're implying is far, far funnier.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2009, 03:13:46 PM

ass parrots.

that is all.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2009, 05:02:41 PM

Ass parrots for butt pirates.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2009, 12:31:12 AM

Boo, squawking penises.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 11, 2009, 05:39:27 PM

HA!

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2009, 07:44:14 PM

Vagina = Cracker
Polly = uh... j00 ??
Pot of Gold = ??
Smee = ??
Hook = Fisting
I = Am now lost

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 11, 2009, 08:14:40 PM

Profit?

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2009, 04:30:24 PM

The Jolly Roger = ??
The Lost Boys = Gang Bang
Wendy = Runs away from Doug.
That Crocodile That Eats Hook = ??





















Spanish Doubloons = Profit

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Rama on Sep 13, 2009, 02:06:02 PM

Quote

The Lost Boys = Gang Bang

All I can see now is Kiefer Sutherland being assaulted by a bunch of big burly men in prison orange.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2009, 04:28:29 PM

If that's what works, don't fight it.

Title: Re: Tiny-ass parrots.
Post by: Rama on Sep 14, 2009, 12:42:32 AM

Well I wouldn't say it's working. I mean I can't look away, but it's only a semi-chub at best. I don't know...maybe if I throw in Alex Winter it might do it for me.