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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 01:37:17 AM

Title: The fruit is having sex!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 01:37:17 AM
This candy is hilarious!  Anyone ever eat it?

From the ever reliable The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2606255/Fruity-wrapper-leaves-sour-taste.html):


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Title: Re: The fruit is having sex!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2009, 02:06:41 AM
They taste like sweat, ass, and shame.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 03:28:18 AM
That lime is a whore.
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Post by: gwynn on Aug 29, 2009, 06:56:53 AM
Hahaha oh Limey!
I like the cherry threesome.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 06:52:57 PM
I like how that one cherry just wants to watch.
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Post by: gwynn on Aug 29, 2009, 07:20:17 PM
That cherry is just taking a breather or waiting it's turn to be popped.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 07:28:13 PM
You're right.  That is a "me next" look.
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Post by: gwynn on Aug 29, 2009, 07:41:57 PM
Now I have this desire to see an orgy with the Fruit Of The Loom fruits.

(http://www.namedevelopment.com/blog/archives/fruit-guys.jpg)
Title: Re: The fruit is having sex!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2009, 08:15:11 PM
Are you invoking rule 34?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 10:06:07 PM
I'd say that's already been invoked.
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Post by: gwynn on Aug 30, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
Rule 34 is a Fruit of the Loom orgy? Have I crossed a line?
Do I win some free undies?
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 30, 2009, 08:23:15 PM
Yeah, but they're stained.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 30, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
Quote from: gwynn on Aug 30, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
Rule 34 is a Fruit of the Loom orgy? Have I crossed a line?
Do I win some free undies?

Rule 34: if it exists, somewhere, somehow, there is pr0n of it.  For instance... (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php)
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Points for originality.  And still faaarrr less squick-inducing than, like, Bart/Lisa pron or something.
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Post by: The D on Sep 01, 2009, 03:20:04 PM
What has been seen (and read) cannot be unseen!  :o
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 01, 2009, 06:02:47 PM
That didn't really hurt me at all. I could have seen myself enjoying, but not masturbating to, it.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2009, 07:36:39 PM
Why isn't this available on a t-shirt?! D:
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2009, 04:11:50 AM
You mean the humping fruit or the squid rapin' Hogwarts?
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 02, 2009, 12:51:42 PM
How about both? I'd kill for a giant squid hearts Hogwarts shirt.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2009, 05:14:11 AM
That would be awesome


or

I <squid> hogwarts

(along the same line as I <3 NY design)
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Post by: gwynn on Sep 04, 2009, 10:28:44 AM
I loved those "I <plane> NY" shirts, when you saw someone wearing one you just knew they didn't give a fuck.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 04, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
Or new they'd get the fuck beaten from them. Nah, probably not. Probably just a lot of people giving 'em the eye, and then the only person who has the will to say something to the jerk is some tiny broad who can't even push a cart. And then the shirt-guy gets all pissy and pushes the broad and then some big ol' muscular dude comes in and womps him for both the shirt and the roughing up of the little lady. And then that dude (in this particular story its me) gets to have sex with the broad in an airplane lavatory. They don't call them bathrooms. They call them lavatories.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 04, 2009, 10:04:15 PM
Reminds me of the "I X New Orleans" with the hurricane symbol in the place of the heart.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 05, 2009, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Fiero on Sep 04, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
Or new they'd get the fuck beaten from them. Nah, probably not. Probably just a lot of people giving 'em the eye, and then the only person who has the will to say something to the jerk is some tiny broad who can't even push a cart. And then the shirt-guy gets all pissy and pushes the broad and then some big ol' muscular dude comes in and womps him for both the shirt and the roughing up of the little lady. And then that dude (in this particular story its me) gets to have sex with the broad in an airplane lavatory. They don't call them bathrooms. They call them lavatories.

Sounds like a page out of my playbook.