The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2009, 10:12:04 PM
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I can't find the thread. I am so fucking confused right now because I swear it was on this forums.
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...supply pics next time, jackass.
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OMG I'm afcuking idiot
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/08/17/celebrity-pictures-miley-cyrus-new-career/
Pardon me while I go shoot myself in the other foot.
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So, I didn't see this. Was she actually pole dancing, or was she just dancing and squatting while next to a pole? Because there's a not-so-subtle difference. I'm guessing the latter and people are jus' makin' a mountain outta this here molehill.
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So, I didn't see this. Was she actually pole dancing, or was she just dancing and squatting while next to a pole? Because there's a not-so-subtle difference. I'm guessing the latter and people are jus' makin' a mountain outta this here molehill.
The video I saw did not have pole dancing. It does have pole touching. < - I suggest you turn the volume all the way down.
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I try not to talk about Miley Cyrus if I can help it.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
She's not the greatest looking girl, but if I hear the pics are out there, I'll take a gander.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Move to LA to become an actor, no stable reationships, working at the Cheesecake factory... now this?
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Can we all just stop this "when she turns 18 I'll hit it" stuff, what are we all in our late 20s here?
I personally have just upped my possible significant other age minimum to 26. Maximum i guess is 32?
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No, we cannot stop it because we are all disgusting perverts.
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Can we all just stop this "when she turns 18 I'll hit it" stuff, what are we all in our late 20s here?
I personally have just upped my possible significant other age minimum to 26. Maximum i guess is 32?
In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers. :D
So yeah, 18 means nothing to me now. Just convincing Kary that a 16 yearold is better than someone our own age will be a problem.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.
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^^^^^
I'd hit that.
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I would too. Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez, too.
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You'd have sex with Sam too?
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...depends on if he shaves his ass or not. I'm not navigating around dingleberries.
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In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers. :D
Yeah, but not on school/weeknights :-*
As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.
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In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers. :D
Yeah, but not on school/weeknights :-*
As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.
It didn't seem anywhere close at all to me. She just touched the pole for a few seconds. She was closer to shitting on ice cream then she was to pole dancing.
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In Rhode Island, the full legal age of consent is 16. We have official 16-yearold strippers. :D
Yeah, but not on school/weeknights :-*
As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.
Actually, that was the problem. A 16-yearold was working as a stripper after 11pm (the cutoff for under 18 employment in the state for every day of the week) and she was being asked to work after the curfew. She complained and the case was brought up, and it was ruled that the only law broken was her working after 11pm. I don't see why you need to be at a stripclub after 11pm anyways.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.
Give this man a medal.
Miley Cyrus is a goblin. She lives in a hollowed out old log and subsists on a diet of mushrooms and small woodland creatures.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Ðat's not because you're old, ðat's because she's not attractive.
Give this man a medal.
Miley Cyrus is a goblin. She lives in a hollowed out old log and subsists on a diet of mushrooms and small woodland creatures.
She eats animals? I'm not okay with that. Miley, we're through.
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Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.
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Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.
My opinion was mostly untrue. She can eat this snake I have.
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Well, you're all homos. I'd stick a thumb in her ass just to hear her squeal.
That's nothing special, Steve Irwin would, too.
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Maybe I'm finally starting to get old, but I honestly don't want to see her naked when she's 18.
Move to LA to become an actor, no stable reationships, working at the Cheesecake factory... now this?
I recently deflowered my barely legal girlfriend of one month. Actually she's 20 (just turned) but I still don't want to watch that little disney hillbilly pole dance.
The sticking a thumb in her ass thing has potential though.
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She could make much more money offering that.
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It amazes me that she has a singing career, the voice isn't much.
As for Hanna Montana, she was riding an ice cream cart and undulating on an umbrella pole sans umbrella. To me, it wasn't pole dancing, but it was uncomfortably close.
Yeah, close enough to be trashy. Her and Vanessa Hoebag. Yuck. But my opinion can't mean much. I saw Law & Order the other night and Judith Light got me kinda tingly.
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Grabbing a pole is one step from humping it. She'll get there eventually, once she turns 20 and is too old to work for disney anymore.
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Maybe she'll remake Showgirls and it'll destroy her career like it did Elizabeth Berkley's. And when I say "maybe", I actually mean "hopefully".
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Now she's a guest star as David Caruso's ex on CSI Miami. Saved by the Bell looks damn good to her now, I reckon.
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I never liked Jesse, either. Kelly and the black chick were much hotter.
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MUCH HOTTER
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That's because they made Jesse the uptight bitch. Turns out none of those chicks did it for me and none of the guys did either. Must be why I never cared for that show.
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Dustin Diamond didn't get you wet? He got me wet. In my ass.
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Are you sure you don't just have the shits?
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He did that to me, but then he did just fuck me in the ass. It's a plunging action.
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I'm just surprised it wasn't Mario Lopez.
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I'm just surprised it wasn't Mario Lopez.
No, that would be so gay.
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With Screech, it isn't gay. AC was a total homo, though. AC only cock-blocked Zach because he wanted to feel Zach's blonde pubes tickling his nose.
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:lmao: I always thought Slater was a gross, diseased man-slut. Everytime he appeared on screen, I wanted to punch him in the face.
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I never liked AC either, nor Jessie. When they hooked up, I didn't miss a thing. Also, I hated the New York girl they introduced when Kelly was too popular to do the show anymore.
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I don't think I was paying attention when that happened. The Slater/Jessie thing was kinda ftw. It was like watching a car wreck. But yeah, since I didn't like either one, it seemed fitting they should suffer with each other.
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Playing with poles appears to run in the family:
While this has been said to be very innocent, three things: (1) I notice that only the girls in that vid are mesing with the poles, (2) I hope that music wasn't the real music being played, and (3) why are there poles like that in the floor in the first place?
This comment was funny:
What's most disturbing is that an adult filmed little girls dancing, playing, and walking around at a party. There was obviously the REST of the party going on, and yet, this creep concentrates all his energy and focus on these kids. Perhaps a "legal" investigation needs to be conducted to see what "else" this individual may possess in their recording library and what they may have already been accused of.
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She was trying to work all that ham off.
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There seems to be this obsession with getting teen pop stars to spin around poles suggestively. The dance choreographers don't have them go so far as humping or erotically dancing on the pole, because then parents would be pissed and there'd be a shitstorm over teens being exploited as sex objects. They just have them twirl around the poles as if to suggest some erotic overtone, as if "hey look jailbait on a stripper pole!" or "Look at me, I'll be stripping and straddling this thing in 5 years."
They're putting the hint of sexuality into the dance, but not so far as to piss off soccer moms.
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You mean the soccer mom's who are doing their neighbors later?