The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Aug 09, 2009, 08:18:14 PM
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I had to change some settings for forum registration and as I was registering, I completely forget I had altered the user terms:
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Also, it seems we haven't had a new account here since 2007. So if anyone legitimate was trying to register, they were put on an infinite backburner. There were over 900 accounts pending. :( Oops. I had made it upon admin approval, but I thought it was set so the board would e-mail me anytime there was a new account. Heh, was not the case.
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Sanctions never work...we should invade!
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Lots of Ruskies were in the backlog.
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I had to blind myself and return to the source to get in here.
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Dude, what?
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My board TOS:
Signing up here shows that you either want to a) be part of a good group of folks, b) look at forums not open to lurkers, c) bitch at us about something stupid, or d) spam the forums ad infinitum. Well, c) and d) will result in having your account deleted, and b) is useless because what you see is what you get...while there are secret forums, registering won't give you access to them. But if a) is your reason for registering, we're glad you're here.
Here are some things you should know before you start:
1) What I say goes in terms of board rules and whatnot. There is not a democracy...it's a benevolent dictatorship. If you have a problem with this, do not accept this agreement and back out right now. I control the horizontal and the vertical...if you won't submit to how things are run here, go away and don't come back.
2) General posting rules: no lurid imagery (defined as pornographic activity that utilizes exposed genitalia...for instance, posting pictures of female breasts is highly encouraged, so long as it doesn't expose the nipples) or conventionally disdained images (Goatse, Tubgirl, et. al.). Other than that, don't be annoying to and unreasonable with the rest of us. Many administrative decisions are made after openly consulting with fellow BONRs, so pissing the regulars off won't help.
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Now, if none of that is a problem for you, then go ahead and agree with this thing and start posting. If you want to prove you actually read this thing, be sure to mention "free Z in every box" in your initial post.
~ Shwiggie, Lord and Master of BONR
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I control the horizontal and the vertical
But not the diagonal?
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It should be assumed. Pythagoras says so.
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Oh, well, I guess if Pythagoras said so...
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Why would anyone listen to that homo?
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Because the butt sechs is awesome?
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They didn't go anal, the greeks fucked between the boy's legs. Anal was a nono.
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So they gave leg jobs?
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Fucking young boys= Ok. Anal Sex=Not Ok. Leave it to the Greeks.
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The thighs were tied together and lubed up with olive oil. I learned my Greek history from a Gay Welshman who made it clear there was no butt fucking in ancient Greece.
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I saw Bobby Flay do that with some chickens, but he just put them on a grill without secret-saucing them. Obviously wasn't Greek style.
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TZATIKI ALL OVER THE STOMACHS!
x.x
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The thighs were tied together and lubed up with olive oil. I learned my Greek history from a Gay Welshman who made it clear there was no butt fucking in ancient Greece.
You don't know. You weren't there!!!11qw312efdvrgvnl,...m
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There's records on pots. Apparently, they loved adding scenes of this to things they would eat on.
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And the quote about Alexander the Great does say that he was only defeated once, and that was by Hephaestion's thighs, not his pooper.
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Hephie had a hairy ass loaded with dingleberries. They didn't have charmin wipes back then.
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The thighs were tied together and lubed up with olive oil. I learned my Greek history from a Gay Welshman who made it clear there was no butt fucking in ancient Greece.
So 300 was a lie, or was it okay to put it in a woman's pooper?
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I don't know about women. As I said, the professor was a homosexual. But before the final fight, Leonidas had more teabags than the Dutch East India Company.
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There's records on pots. Apparently, they loved adding scenes of this to things they would eat on.
I know my rimjob chinaware gets great mileage!
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TOSS A SALAD... well you get where I'm going.
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Something about tomatoes, I think.
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I know my rimjob chinaware gets great mileage!
That so is my quote of the day.
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I prefer my china from Lesbos. It makes my smoked salmon taste sweeter.
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I prefer my china from Lesbos. It makes my smoked salmon taste sweeter.
The scenes are just depicted, the juices from these activities are not baked into the clay.
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Makes them brittle you know...that's why they don't do it.
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I prefer my china from Lesbos. It makes my smoked salmon taste sweeter.
The scenes are just depicted, the juices from these activities are not baked into the clay.
I can supply the sweet juices.
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Great! Stick your dick in this.
(http://juicepresser.com/juice_press/juicer/Wheatgrass_Juicer_WF52327.files/Wheatgrass_Juicer_WF52327.jpg)
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Not manly juices, sweet female nectar. What do I look like? [Insert other male poster, preferably Joe]?