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Title: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2009, 11:03:25 PM
I mean, I kinda laughed after I realized what happened.  Hey, and Gidget the Taco Bell dog died.  Sadly, her death with likely have more relevancy for most youth than Walter Cronkite's.   Walter Cronkite was just an old newsman, but Gidget whored chalupas.  It's not Gidget's fault that Cronkite couldn't pimp chalupas.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 23, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
I kinda wished Walter had been able to hang on till the 40th of the Moon Landing and died on that day. Would have been more fitting.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2009, 11:17:36 PM
Then he could've discovered with the rest of us it's actually made of cheese after all.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 23, 2009, 11:32:12 PM
Just further evidence that it was all hoax! Fine grainy surface indeed!
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2009, 11:39:22 PM
I hope it wasn't grainy.  I don't want that in my shells and cheese.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 23, 2009, 11:49:16 PM
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: joe on Jul 24, 2009, 02:07:51 AM
I'll always remember old Wally for his role as Professor Neweyes in We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Possibly his greatest contribution to civilization. Nay, indubitably.

John Goodman was also excellent.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Quote from: Derrick on Jul 23, 2009, 11:49:16 PM

10 minutes too long.  What was the point again?


Quote from: joerammstein on Jul 24, 2009, 02:07:51 AM
I'll always remember old Wally for his role as Professor Neweyes in We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Possibly his greatest contribution to civilization. Nay, indubitably.

Are you just saying that or are you actually one of the poor souls who've seen that movie?
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 25, 2009, 02:07:46 AM
That Andy Rooney cums in his socks and then wears them.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 02:15:18 AM
Sounds moist and possible smelly.  The real one or is it just a joke?
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2009, 02:36:49 AM
Depends on if he lets the dry before wearing them...then it's crunchy and itchy.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 02:43:39 AM
That's true, I didn't consider that.  Reminds me of the convo Merla and I had earlier today.
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2009, 02:50:26 AM
O_O

And here I was just worried that someone would steal my stuff when I go.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 02:59:44 AM
Yep.  Sometimes they just leave stuff of their own.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2009, 03:04:46 AM
oh and YO JOE! I forgot that.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 03:16:22 AM
Too late.  This August your childhood will continue getting raped.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2009, 03:23:46 AM
You don't have to keep reminding me. ;__;
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 25, 2009, 11:30:20 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Jul 25, 2009, 02:43:39 AM
That's true, I didn't consider that.  Reminds me of the convo Merla and I had earlier today.
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Best story is, a woman is at Target with her daughter. The daughter goes off (nothing happens, Momma is the victim) and the Mom decides to look at their socks. Target has an awesome selection of socks. The woman is bent over looking for a color, when she feels something warm on her Lane Bryant stretch pants. She turns and this guy just came on her. BUKAKAE!

After she said she was afraid to go out. YOU WILL NEVER GET CUM UPON AGAIN! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OUTSIDE FROM JAPAN TO GET A SPLOOGE SPLASH ON YOUR ASS AT TARGET!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337530,00.html

Unfortunately, it wasn't crazy Andy Rooney, who gets half a million a year for his stupid comments.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 26, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Jul 25, 2009, 11:30:20 AM
After she said she was afraid to go out. YOU WILL NEVER GET CUM UPON AGAIN! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OUTSIDE FROM JAPAN TO GET A SPLOOGE SPLASH ON YOUR ASS AT TARGET!

Well, it's disgusting.  I wouldn't want to either.  Jizz lightning can strike twice.  So to speak.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 26, 2009, 11:36:02 PM
Maybe if you work with IDE.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 27, 2009, 02:53:42 AM
I'm sure he owns a pair of khaki pants and a red shirt.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 28, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
It'd be less gay than working at the Cheesecake Factory.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: B E C K on Jul 28, 2009, 11:52:15 PM
And he'd get us discounts on cool Target shit.
Title: Re: Walter Cronkite's Funeral
Post by: Derrick on Jul 29, 2009, 05:12:10 AM
Sweet.