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Title: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 28, 2009, 04:16:34 PM
HA!  Mere mortals!

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Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 28, 2009, 09:29:30 PM
Ed was in his advanced years and had fallen on hard times.  Farrah lost a nasty and tough cancer fight.  MJ might as well have died fifteen, twenty years ago for his own sake.  But Billy seemed to be a regular guy making a living that most of us just happened to know as somewhat strange but a pleasant enough guy. 
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2009, 10:04:31 PM
I actually am sad about this one. First Bill in the closet, now Billy in the Bed. ;.;
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 29, 2009, 02:42:29 PM
Even though he made me dive for the volume control on the remote, I do use OxyClean.  And he didn't consort with punchy hookers like ShamWow Vince.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rama on Jun 29, 2009, 05:13:23 PM
Speaking Of Vince. Do we know his whereabouts at the time of Billy's death? Accident indeed. I bet he has a slap chop sized bump on his head.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 29, 2009, 07:26:35 PM
Ooh....maybe Billy didn't love his nuts.  :(
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: IDE on Jun 29, 2009, 10:51:54 PM
I'm making Rap Chop my ring tone as soon I get the new Iphone.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:51:04 AM
Actually, he used the slapchop on his heart.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 11:41:42 PM
I had no idea who you guys were talking about and then I read "OxyClean" and that was all she wrote.  Why, God?  Why Mays?  Couldn't you have taken Tony Little instead?
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 06:25:07 AM
Tony is perfectly healthy because of the amazing Super Gym. That's right, the Super Gym. So easy, a braindead invalid could use it. So effective, you'll be transformed from an elderly shutin to a guido popping his pecs at a Jersey Shore night club! And order now, and we'll take one full payment off!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Gah! What's the number! WHAT'S THE NUMBER? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 01:33:21 PM
1 800 the game
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2009, 02:12:04 PM
DAMN  YOU!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2009, 03:39:02 PM
Ransom Tony Little's ponytail.  It's the only solution now.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 07:51:32 PM
ALL WORSHIP THE PONY LITTLE!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jul 01, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
Karl Malden and his epic shnoz have passed on.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:14:45 PM
Oscar Mayer also died.  What will my bologna be called now?!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 09, 2009, 01:27:24 PM
D-E-A-D-M-E-A-T. Strangely accurate.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 09, 2009, 01:39:01 PM
"Ground-up Cow Anuses"?
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 09, 2009, 01:41:08 PM
I only eat turkey colons.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Mmmmm, anuses.

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Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 09, 2009, 01:50:55 PM
So you're going to see Bruno this weekend?  :happy:
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2009, 01:56:19 PM
:lol:  No way.  I saw him dance on The Tonight Show and that was enough Bruno for me.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 05:59:14 PM
What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2009, 05:57:15 AM
Bruno sucked him off.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 10, 2009, 09:19:22 AM
Anyone else seeing Billy Mays commercials again?  Some might be cut - not sure how the public will take to a dead guy hawking odor ridders and fly traps.  8)
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jul 10, 2009, 07:45:56 PM
Billy Mayes: From the Vault...Literally!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2009, 08:54:37 PM
He needs some oxiclean.
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: B E C K on Jul 12, 2009, 01:17:03 PM
Quote from: Rama on Jul 09, 2009, 05:59:14 PM
What did Oscar Mayer do? Eat one of his own Hot Dogs? Those thing are horrible.

Blasphemy!
Title: Re: You thought the passing of Ed, Michael and Farrah was news?
Post by: Derrick on Jul 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM
The turkey ones are decent, BJs sells em for 3 something for a package of 30. A decent protein snack when I don't feel like trolling the alley for bum sperm.