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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2009, 01:55:53 AM

Title: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 13, 2009, 01:55:53 AM: I honestly thought she already was one. (http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/CelebrityCafe/story?id=7817716&page=1) Certainly no one can claim shock. The best part of the article are the comments. These include such gems as:

"[W]hat we all need is Jesus" - Considering Chaz was a lesbo for the past twenty years, Jesus may be a little late on the game here.
"They [children of celebrities] cannot live up to the heights of their parents" - What the fuck does that have to do with becoming a dude?
"Why can't Chastity (Chaz) be a normal lesbian like all of the others?" - :laugh:
"Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live." - No, live and let die! *cues Wings*
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rama on Jun 13, 2009, 09:34:50 AM: *Claims shock*

I barely knew who she was anyway. Sonny and Cher's Lesbo daughter was about the extent of my knowledge about her.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 13, 2009, 06:31:42 PM: I wonder if she'll want a black cock?
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 13, 2009, 07:24:07 PM: Haven't seen one of these in the news in a while. But "gender reassignment surgery"? Instead of being a nutty conflicted bitch, she'll be a nutty conflicted bitch with a cock. Call it what it is: an adidictomy.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2009, 03:16:00 AM: Boo. ABC News doesn't need to be using any fake medical terms, that's a job for FOX News.

Quote from: Rama on Jun 13, 2009, 09:34:50 AM
*Claims shock*

I barely knew who she was anyway. Sonny and Cher's Lesbo daughter was about the extent of my knowledge about her.

That's all I knew about Chastity, too. I think that's probably all anybody needs to know.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rama on Jun 15, 2009, 01:36:49 AM: Well it is pretty much all she has done. If she wants real fame she needs to write a song about being a half breed or ski into a tree and do it the right way.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Sam on Jun 15, 2009, 01:03:14 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 13, 2009, 01:55:53 AM
"Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live. Live and let live." - No, live and let die! *cues Wings*

Can we listen to the GnR cover instead?
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 15, 2009, 02:18:59 PM: Best song ever to fake the Axl voice to.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rama on Jun 16, 2009, 12:33:41 AM: Better then Paradise City? I don't know if I buy that.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 16, 2009, 05:36:33 AM: "When you were young......" the intro makes it.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: IDE on Jun 16, 2009, 09:48:19 PM: I don't know if it's the best but it's definitely top 3.

Will she even have any sensation in her frankenweiner?

Sex change operations are one of the few things that still make me squeamish.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2009, 12:44:01 AM: Our buddy Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty) says yes.

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Sensation is retained through the clitoris which is at the base of the neo-phallus; also, often a large nerve in the graft is connected to nerves either from the clitoris or other nearby nerves. In addition, nerves from the graft and the tissue it has been attached to usually connect after a while, thereby allowing additional sensation.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2009, 01:26:21 AM: Old and barely related, but may be of interest:

Man rejects first penis transplant (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/sep/18/medicineandhealth.china)
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 17, 2009, 05:15:01 AM: *passes out*
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: IDE on Jun 19, 2009, 12:08:03 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 17, 2009, 12:44:01 AM
Our buddy Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty) says yes.

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Sensation is retained through the clitoris which is at the base of the neo-phallus; also, often a large nerve in the graft is connected to nerves either from the clitoris or other nearby nerves. In addition, nerves from the graft and the tissue it has been attached to usually connect after a while, thereby allowing additional sensation.

yech, implanted nerves and dulled sensation from a filet o' clam! Might as well turn my arm into a penis with cloned nerve endings.

/waits for it
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 19, 2009, 04:21:19 AM: Waits to... have your arm turned into a penis?
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rama on Jun 19, 2009, 10:29:07 AM: I bet he was bitten by a Radioactive Penis and that's how he got his powers.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 19, 2009, 09:20:26 PM: I read about how the removal of prostate polyps causes bloody ejaculation for a week.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: IDE on Jun 22, 2009, 05:53:41 PM: shazzam!

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Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: The D on Jun 26, 2009, 03:40:46 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 17, 2009, 12:44:01 AM
Our buddy Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty) says yes.

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Sensation is retained through the clitoris which is at the base of the neo-phallus; also, often a large nerve in the graft is connected to nerves either from the clitoris or other nearby nerves. In addition, nerves from the graft and the tissue it has been attached to usually connect after a while, thereby allowing additional sensation.

The real question is, where do they get the tissue for the penis?
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 27, 2009, 09:13:08 AM: Michaels.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: The D on Jun 27, 2009, 02:00:11 PM: You mean the craft store? I once rang bells for the salvation army in front of the local one. I never knew they sold spare penii.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Rama on Jun 28, 2009, 02:01:34 AM: They might just lop off one of her fingers and go from there.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 28, 2009, 10:14:55 PM: Fatchicks can be kinda hot. Sorta. There's this clerk at the liquor store that tries, and she could if she lost some weight, but it's obvious she won't. Chas wishes she looked like her, though.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: IDE on Jun 29, 2009, 10:50:53 PM: Chubby chicks can be sort of hot. Fat chicks can't.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 30, 2009, 05:50:06 AM: Eh, she's not too fat. She could save it if... But I doubt it would happen. Oh well.
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 30, 2009, 10:55:14 PM: Wait, so what's chubby and what's fat? What's the scale we're looking at? Nikki Blonsky... fat or chubby? America Ferrera... chubby? Queen Latifah... big boned? Kirstie Alley... fat? I guess....
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: Derrick on Jul 01, 2009, 06:16:17 AM: Depends on the individual, the frame, overall musculature, how they wear it.

If you have biceps that look like a butcher-wrapped turkey... maybe you should get on a diet. *remembers the woman from the other day and shudders*
Title: Re: Chastity Bono becoming a dude.
Post by: IDE on Jul 01, 2009, 05:09:20 PM: Nikki Blonsky is fat.

America is Chubby.