The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Aug 04, 2004, 10:02:37 AM
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See ya!
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Toodles.
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Adios.
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Ja ne!
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*waves* Bring us back a present!
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Who are you?
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either that damned danhabiki person or the dirty assed turderer Rama.
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au revoir.
where're you going? and whatever happened to rama by the way?
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Looks like Doug's finally getting those breast implants...
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Now he can pursue a career as a professional model.
You guys need to get some avatars up in here, everyone's starting to look the same.
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Dangerous D is Doug is Fresh. Danhibiki died and took Rama with him.
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I thought Rama was living a double life as Robert Patrick...
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Noway, Robert Patrick has a job and his own house.
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Who's Robert Patrick?
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Man, if Joe were still around he'd toss your ass over to the IMDB before you could even ask that. Robert Patrick is best known as the T-1000 from Terminator 2 and he was also one of the main characters in the final two X-Files seasons.
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speaking of which anybody know what happed to joe?
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Okay, now I remember. ::mimics scene where he stiffly chases down the car::
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:huh:
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Joe's getting the Canada Gundam operational in time for the Montreal holocaust.
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Any set date?
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Fun fact! :D Robert's brother Richard was with NIN while T2 was filming - Robert would listed to "Pretty Hate Machine" to get in character.
And I was wondering what happened to Cactus Boy myself. After LBOE went tits up, I saw him at Zac's board & here, but not a lot. Didn't he get a WOMAN?? :unsure:
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Joe's getting the Canada Gundam operational in time for the Montreal holocaust.
The hockey Gundam with maple syrup attack?
o.o
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He shoots nuclear batter from the Gundam's nipples into space, which will cause it to rain atomic pancakes over the skies of Montreal.
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He shoots nuclear batter from the Gundam's nipples into space, which will cause it to rain atomic pancakes over the skies of Montreal.
I think that is the Ukrainian Gundam.
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Flapjacks in Ukraine? Please.
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More like mudjacks.
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My post was obviously in response to Robert Patrick. I didn't even see that post aboot joe.
I've seen him post here sparsely. I don't know if he's somewhere else or if he just comes online less.
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Flapjacks in Ukraine? Please.
But they do have mutated radioactive titties that spray pancake batter.
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<_< Nobody ever wonders what happended to me.
And now I can't even log in!
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"happended" :unsure:
No wonder no one misses me.
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You suck.
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:angry: ....
.......:( yeah...
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For some reason these last two posts look like they should be part of the one that became about Will Smith.
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He shoots nuclear batter from the Gundam's nipples into space, which will cause it to rain atomic pancakes over the skies of Montreal.
Mmmm.. pancakes.
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My post was obviously in response to Robert Patrick
::mimics scene where he stiffly chases down the car::
This so sounded like an allusion to some work situation joe would get himself into that it didn't even register. :lol:
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Damn, 3 fucking pages? I'm only gone 2 days!
I'm not leaving, I'm going to Arizona for a week and I'm not sure I'll have internet access.
I leave tomorrow.
Oh, and my flight is Northwest flight #267, tomorrow at 5pm from Dicktroit to Pheonix. If you see that number in the news because these terrorist warnings come true, then at least you'll know why I haven't returned to the board.
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...and my big stupid flight is blah, blah, blah....BORING!
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One of the engines is gonna fall off and right into some guy's bedroom.
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I guess that means we don't get a present. <_<
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Like we were going to get one in the first place...
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Stop whoring my thread.. MINE!!!
I'm here, I've been here since saturday.
I haven't done much, there's not much to do in Pheonix.
Today, at least, I went to a large water park. And even with about a gallon of sunscreen that I applied twice, my pale ass is red now.
Well half red.
my front is still pale. My back is redder than Hellboy.
I blame it on so called 30spf "waterproof" screen that is barely water resistant, and Arizona's non-existant ozone layer.
Tomorrow I might go to a shooting range, paintball (I don't want to go, I hear paintball can be painful), or laser tag. And maybe gameworks.
Here's something that might upset some of you guys. The kids here had a betta fish and when I got here the bowl was dirty and the guy had droopy fins. From what I've read if they're in bowls you have to clean the water often, and none of the kids wanted to take responsibility (they're all lazy). So finally the youngest (8), with help from her daddy, cleaned it up.
Good thing too, if no one else did, I would have cleaned it out, and taken a new pet home.
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Was that a post or a blog entry?
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Both! It'll end up copy-pasted into his blog.
I need to change my betta's water later. My rats shoved a couple dirty wood shavings into his bowl XD.
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My betta actually lived for 3 years, however I found it very odd that one morning I fed him before work and in the afternoon when I got home he was cut into two pieces. I don't suspect anyone else in the house could have done it because they were in Florida at the time.
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Betta-seppuku? oO
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Wouldn't surprise me if it just got bored and deceided to ram the filter until he was cut in half...I wonder if fish can even comprehend suicide.
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He rammed the filter? Owww. We had a problem with a new filter in our aquarium that was way too strong for the tank size. It said on the box "for up to 10 gallons," but it ate a little more than half our fish when it was on its lowest setting. It was only in the tank for about a day and a half before we had to take it out and let the remaining fishies (and crab) catch their breath. The tank was nasty, too , because it had stirred up all the fish poop the old filter wasn't picking up.
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Well, I don't know that he rammed the filter, but I can't think of any other way for him to cut himself clean inhalf.
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Certainly ain't food rot. If he didn't show any signs of fin rot or anything, your geuss is probally as likely as any. Maybe there was a really sharp pebble.
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They were the really small, round pebbles...so I think they're ruled out.
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Maybe someone snuck in and sliced the poor fish in half, and left both pieces as a warning.
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Wouldn't the dog have made more sense than a $3 fish?
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its an x file
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No one remembers me either I guess I didn't piss many people off....
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With a name like Guest-1, no wonder you were forgotten.
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I hate that guy.
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I imagine the dog would've been harder to cut. The poor fishy. :( I don't know how old mine is, but I'm worried he may meet a similar fate in this stupid house. He has to be about three or more by now.
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With a name like Guest-1, no wonder you were forgotten.
i hope is rumble :(
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With a name like Guest-1, no wonder you were forgotten.
i hope is rumble :(
yeah. i hope it's not rumble.
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hey, dont mess with rumble :angry: :(
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hey, dont mess with rumble :angry: :(
Your mom is Rmbl!!!!
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??? :blink:
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It kinda makes you question your whole life.
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It certainly would.
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What is up and what is down? Can you tell anymore?!
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That Rumble would have to be a real piece of monkey spew if he ever showed his face here again.
... oh damn
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o.o
O christ, the Amish, it returns! Well since Faye has been defeated... now, there is another.
DUTCHY!!! *huggles Rumble*
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Pass that dutchie!!
Welcome back, Rumbley!
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Sweet fuck. B) I think I'll celebrate with a beer of some kind.
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OMGWTF! Is it really Rumble, or some dork using that username to post something unfunny?
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Time only shall tell, sweet Bitch.
He heh heh. Bitch. :lol:
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Time only shall tell, sweet Bitch.
He heh heh. Bitch. :lol:
Teh funnery.
Welcome back Rumblecakes.
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OMGWTF! Is it really Rumble, or some dork using that username to post something unfunny?
Well not everyone has your talent to make every single post a barrel of laughs :rolleyes:
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*pokes Rumble* You're gonna stay now?
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OMGWTF! Is it really Rumble, or some dork using that username to post something unfunny?
its not him! he told me he wasnt gonna come back
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Well I've been away from everything and everyone for the past few months. But since I at least have internet access again, I decided to look up some old places. And when I saw people here where still talking about me, I decided, eh what the hell, I'll make a post :P
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I doubt it is him too. He made a post on another board saying he was vanishing from being online. That, and he woulda called me a dick by now.
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who wouldnt??
i bet its lenin, or maybe even tom!
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or maybe even tom!
It would really suck if I was tom, cause then I would have to start ignoring myself
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If you were me, I'd be abusing you many ways. But I doubt you are Rumble. Whoever you are... whatever.
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i dont think Rumble would put on his info that he works as a prostitute
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You know what, Tom? I doubt that you are Rumble. How do you like that?
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So how do I prove I'm me?
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Take a plane to Alaska, there you'll find a man named Bubashakida, he'll tell you the rest.
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*tests this possibly-faux Rumble* <_<
What's that Dutch beer with the rodent on the label that I think is cute & what kind of rodent is it?
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Easily googlable.
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*tests this possibly-faux Rumble* <_<
What's that Dutch beer with the rodent on the label that I think is cute & what kind of rodent is it?
Damn I don't even know, I know Heineken tastes like rodent piss if that helps.
It's still me, and I am most definitely back in online land, chell the ezboard evidence:
http://p205.ezboard.com/fstupravisionfrm0....icID=2252.topic (http://p205.ezboard.com/fstupravisionfrm0.showMessage?topicID=2252.topic)
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Quite an eloborate scheme.
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Damn I don't even know, I know Heineken tastes like rodent piss if that helps.
Eh, it was a long time ago. :lol: The beer is Gulpener Korenwolf, and I thought it was a hamster on the label, but you told me it was some other rodent and damned if I can remember what it was.
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Oh yeah, korenwolf, didn't think of that one, it isn't exactly one of the main brands. Incidentally korenwolf means as much as grainwolf, it's a kind of rat :)
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Quite an eloborate scheme.
Well I'm not one for half-assed schemes, all my schemes are 100% full-assed
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Always gotta have a full-ass.
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Only if your name is tom
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*poops on you*
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I'll pass my turn.
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Ha ha ha. Fuck. :lol:
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no fucking way this is rumble... he hasn't threatened me with death yet.
or made a reference to how stupid i am when someone asked if it was me playing a stupid-assed prank.
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i know its not rumble cause i sent him an email to chell and he hasnt answered it back.
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and he's lacking his former witicism. and he's using smilies.
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His insults are usually better too.
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Maybe he quit drinking?
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yeah, what he said
although, seriously, what are the odds of that?
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quite low.
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Pee test!
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i know its not rumble cause i sent him an email to chell and he hasnt answered it back.
You didn't send an e-mail to my netscape e-mail address which is the only e-mail address of mine that's still in use.
Eh well, this is all just getting way too silly, so we may as well forget it about it. But never let it be said that I didn't try.
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*believes in Rumble*
*feels saved* :D
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Pee test!
that doesn't work! get a hair test
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Sperm test!
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Sperm test!
If that comes in the form of a taste-test performed by Faye, I'll comply
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you drink a lot AND you smoke weed too, your spunk probably tastes sooooo baaaaaad
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Yeah, but it gets you pretty strunk so you won't notice as much
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:throws up:
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Sperm test!
If that comes in the form of a taste-test performed by Faye, I'll comply
Agreed!
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ha ha ha
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*unzips pants*
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Not the first time this has happened.
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Sperm test!
If that comes in the form of a taste-test performed by Faye, I'll comply
Agreed!
:huh:
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:lol:
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I want to chant 'Sperm test! Sperm test!'
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so how did things go Faye?
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Oh, yeah . . . wait, what?
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Yeah, is he positive?
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I'm confused. Are we in the crossed thread dimension? I thought Toe was asking about the roomate bullshit, but you seem to be talking about the blowjob. Fuck it. I'm gonna go put on a pair of my mom's socks and jack off to the wal-mart catalog's underwear section.
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Soil your own socks!
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I'm gonna wear 'em on my feet.
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I'm confused. Are we in the crossed thread dimension? I thought Toe was asking about the roomate bullshit, but you seem to be talking about the blowjob. Fuck it. I'm gonna go put on a pair of my mom's socks and jack off to the wal-mart catalog's underwear section.
You should get the Women of Wal-mart Video. I saw it at the video store a couple weeks ago, but.. none of the women in my town's Wal-mart look like THAT!
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so how did things go Faye?
:blink: with what??
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C;mon Faye, We're all friends here. There's no need to be shy. You can tell us anything.
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i will, but about what?
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Sperm test!
If that comes in the form of a taste-test performed by Faye, I'll comply
Agreed!
:huh:
that.
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no way.
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See, she won't tell. Damn!
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won't do it
maybe Nuri.... haha jk:-p
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Notice how noone is asking me
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Because no one cares about you.
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All I want to see is a cumshot, it's the girl that matters, not the dick. That's all you are, one drunk ass dick.
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Then why are you so intent on seeing my cum?
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It's the fucking cumshot that matters, not that it's yours. Dick.
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That's an unhealthy sperm fetish you got there lad
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It's not that it's sperm, it's that it's sperm on a girl's face. And it's me imagining it's my sperm. Watch BrunoB (http://www.brunob.com) and you'll maybe understand.
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Nah, I'm on a strict diet of lesbian pr0n only. It's the only kind of pr0n that's for watching, straight pr0n is for doing.
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it's that it's sperm on a girl's face
This is rumoured to be very good for the skin; anti-aging and all that hype.
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Nah, I'm on a strict diet of lesbian pr0n only. It's the only kind of pr0n that's for watching, straight pr0n is for doing.
Fuck lesbians dude. Err, well . . . uh.
Lesbian pr0n is goddamn boring. Oh, look at them licking eachother, fuck that. I wanna see people FUCKING.
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fag. You just wanna see floppy dicks.
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Oh my god, how did you figure it out. It's much more enjoyable then watching two women fuck eachother with their 'little dicks.'
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o.o;;
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Go find a movie called 'Slut's day out,' and you'll understand.
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I remember when I had a working pass to this site http://www.welivetogether.com (http://www.welivetogether.com) those were two fun days. You can keep all your cumshot pr0n.
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I love that site. That one girl looks like if Phucking Heiress-Whore was hot.
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Lesbian pr0n does not excite me. And realy, it's not just the cumshot, it's the whole experience, I wouldn't want to watch JUST a cumshot, I want to watch from beggining to end, from as soon as she gets disrobed to the point where she's wiping his semen off of her face telling him she'd love to come back again.
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Meh to each his own I suppose. I simply love the naked female form, so I go by the simple caveman equasion:
one naked woman good
two naked women better
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If there's two women, I want them on me, not on eachother.
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Yeah, I don't like lesbian pr0n either. Only while I'm not liking it, I am also not believing in a God.
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If there's two women, I want them on me, not on eachother.
Yeah but's that the difference between watching and doing. With lesbians there's no way you could ever be part of it anyway, but watching straight pr0n you're watching another man do the job you're supposed to be doing.
My ego can't handle that shit
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Yeah, I've always wondered that. How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
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I never paid attention to the physique of the guy, I've always found it hard to judge people's sizes and attributes just from pr0n anyway. Some female pornstars I thought to be giant amazones turned out to be midgets in real life too, when I saw them on some regular tv show standing next to the interviewer.
Overall my attitude to male pornstars is one of 'you yammy bastard, you actually get paid for this don't you?'. Resenting the guy takes away too much pleasure of watching the girl, so the only pr0n I consider looking at now is lesbian pr0n
:D
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Yeah, I've always wondered that. How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
I have no problem with that. If that's his dick, let him use it as he pleases, mine will be plenty happy as well.
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Somebody's gonna jump all over that.... :lol:
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damn I need to good gay joke! HELP!!
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Yeah, I've always wondered that. How do guys feel watching some dude with a 13-incher (allegedly) driving a woman crazy?
I have no problem with that. If that's his dick, let him use it as he pleases, mine will be plenty happy as well.
Yea because your dick... likes.... other dicks! Because... you're gay...
I'm too much of a gay rights advocate to use that as an insult.
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we should all be fired.
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The loser is you.
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I really haven't seen much pr0n but the guy is usually gross and shit anyway. I kinda like the lesbo stuff. Women are prettier than men.
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yes. seeing a guy naked is like not that cute, but women naked look better
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Yup, us men are allowed to be ugly :D
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if its a guy with a great body and almost no body hair then its ok. what i dont like of a guy naked is that you can see the tan lines of the bathing suits, half their legs are white as hell and the other half is tanned. that is funny :P
o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!
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Waxing would bean option if hair didn't grow on my ball sack. I sensitive down there.
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o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!
Fuck that, a man's not a man without his chesthair
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If it's naturally bare, fine, but don't wax. If I wanted a smooth chest, I'd have a woman. :P
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If only more women thought like you
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o and hair everywhere, yeah. all the guys should wax their hairs!
Fuck that, a man's not a man without his chesthair
i dont like hairy chests:-/
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If I was gay, I'd want a smooth-chested man.
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Hairy chests scare me.
If you shed more than my dog, then we have a problem here people!
Everytime I see one, I want to yell "YOU ARE HAIRY LIKE ANIMAL!"
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Eh, screw all a' yas
*rubs his soft furry chest*
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For once, I agree with Rumble. I shaved my chest... once. I prefer it hairy. If the girl dun like it, I'll put on a nice soft T-Shirt for her.
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Eh, screw all a' yas
*rubs his soft furry chest*
That's just screaming for a couple of Furry jokes.
Edit: speaking of furry, I saw this spam a few minutes ago:
"I have a yahoo group dedicated to the yiff of gargoyles. (the TV show) join, and contribute yiffy gargoyle files!!"
DEAR GOD. STOP FUCKING DEFILING MY CHILDHOOD!!!
*runs away screaming*
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Moderate hair is okay. A carpet is just wrong. And bare... well it looks kinda nice, yet at the same time evokes mental images of a newborn marsupial climbing towards its mother's pouch.
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you mean camel toe.
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Okay, I don't know exactly what you mean by that but my previous post was in no way inclusive to penii or ball sacks or any of that disgusting stuff.
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haha camel toe haha
its when a girl is using super extra tight jeans and those make you look your punani like a camel toe
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Well I do have a hump to store extra fat so I don't have to drink much water.
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:lol: that sounded sooo wrong
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Well I do have a hump to store extra fat so I don't have to drink much water.
yeah, it's called your ass.
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Mmm . . . Nuri's ass.
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No! No "mmmm"!
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What? I'm hungry!
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Hey, maybe that's what happened to Faye's ass! :blink:
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whatever, i like my ass. but now im more focused in my boobs, a friend that havent seen me in a while told me today they've definitely grown! hell yeaah!
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*cries at the direction his thread has turned*
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Did you want us to talk about your ass?
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Mmm, d's ass . . .
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D probably doesn't have an ass, and he's sad because he wishes he had one.
link (http://www.adventchildren.net/media/screens/ffx2int/ffx2int44.jpg)
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Is that your's b? I can't quite make that picture out.
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No, it's a guy's.
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Figures . . . but what is it from?
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*points at the guy in the background*
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Me?
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I can't even tell there's a guy in the background.
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... (http://www.adventchildren.net/media/screens/oct23/img009.jpg)
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Is that the Matrix?
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fuck Final Fantasy! They should have made a Kingdom Hearts movie!
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Kingdom Hearts didn't have an ending with absolutely no closure, though.