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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Rama on Jun 04, 2009, 03:55:13 PM

Title: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Rama on Jun 04, 2009, 03:55:13 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/


So I guess it's Killed Bill now.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2009, 02:03:19 AM

The minute ET mentioned that his body was half-naked, I immediately suspected it autoerotic asphyxiation.
I think the Daily Record was trying too hard with this headline: Kinky Thrill Kills Bill (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2009/06/05/kinky-thrill-kills-bill-86908-21416527/)

According to the AP (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ipVUX_BySIOm7FCTgbyATYx9NrywD98KBT9G1), the Thai police have not ruled out death by "heart failure due to orgasm".  Age is a bitch. 

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Rama on Jun 05, 2009, 10:17:58 PM

I think I'd rather him have gone that way. It's more honorable.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2009, 03:16:09 AM

And if he did, it would less a tragic accident and more an acceptable inevitability.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2009, 12:29:50 AM

True dat.

Bet there is a Thai hooker being sought for questioning as we speak.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2009, 01:15:44 AM

Male or female?

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 08, 2009, 09:29:11 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 08, 2009, 01:15:44 AM

Male or female?

They're always female, penis or no.

The crimescene pics were leaked, supposedly his hands are bound above his head. Suicide? Maybe someone should chell to see where Uma was. mmmhmm.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2009, 04:39:20 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 08, 2009, 01:15:44 AM

Male or female?

When they are Thai it doesn't matter! Right Fellas? YEAH!

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 08, 2009, 07:38:45 PM

Whatever happens in Phuket... will end up costing thousands in medical bills.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 10, 2009, 10:09:28 AM

I had heard that about his hands as well.  Yikes.  Maybe someone was helping him and then panicked when he died?  I guess someone could have killed him, too.  Insane.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Derrick on Jun 10, 2009, 10:23:07 AM

Yeah, even the police are saying it's suspicious. I still think they need to find out where Uma was.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: Rama on Jun 10, 2009, 01:57:43 PM

I think Fox killed him so his appearance on Mental would get better ratings.

Title: Re: David Carradine dead. Suspect suicide.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 10, 2009, 02:04:22 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Jun 10, 2009, 10:23:07 AM

Yeah, even the police are saying it's suspicious. I still think they need to find out where Uma was.

I say they just pin it on Uma for the hell of it.