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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on May 19, 2009, 09:38:10 PM

Title: Topic 5: St*r WarzzZZ Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 19, 2009, 09:38:10 PM
I still dislike the finer points though I like this movie. I suggest everyone see the two major fan-edits of the movie; the Phantom Edit and the Phantom Re-edit. The later is my personal favorite, because it completely redefines Jar Jar as a sarcastic being who hates the Naboo for being racist and colonizers. I just found out that the director of the Empire Strikes Back was offered to direct it with George stepping back as producer... and he turned it down. Fucker could have made things beautiful. :( I still blame Lucas, though.

Still, I love the Battle Droids.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rama on May 20, 2009, 01:19:48 AM
It's actually paced better then Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith and the underlying plot isn't halfbad. It's just the things he got wrong where so in your face and hard to ignore it that it just ruined it for most. I have to admit I hardly have anything to do with the Franchise anymore, and I use to be a pretty big fan. I don't know if it was the prequels or what. Although I more firmly believe now that it was more Gary Kurtz (Producer on SW, ESB, and Raider of the Lost Ark.) that kept Lucas in line and made those movies great. Once Lucas fired him and replaced him with Yes Men it all went down the shitter and he pulled Spielberg with him (course he was losing it in his own already anyway...I mean did you SEE War of the Worlds? Blech!)
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 20, 2009, 08:06:28 AM
Lucas focused way too much on putting the stuff out, but the movies definately needed more creative help.

Here's hoping the new TV shows are better. If they never come out.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rama on May 20, 2009, 12:34:17 PM
Clone Wars has been ok...it's not blowing my socks off, but it's also not the total suck either. I don't know if he Live Action one is ever going to get of he ground. They've been talking about it since ROTS and it seems to be stuck in the same stage of devolpment now as it was then.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 20, 2009, 03:53:27 PM
St*r WarzzZZ has sucked ever since the original three.  And the third was pretty iffy in places.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 20, 2009, 03:55:16 PM
I almost walked out of the IV re-release when Greedo shot first. :goddammit:
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 20, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
Clone Wars has been ok...it's not blowing my socks off, but it's also not the total suck either. I don't know if he Live Action one is ever going to get of he ground. They've been talking about it since ROTS and it seems to be stuck in the same stage of devolpment now as it was then.

The episodes without the little red girl are much better.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
It jumped the shark with that skewed proportion text from the intro...it nearly made me hurl!
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rama on May 21, 2009, 01:15:19 AM
I almost walked out of the IV re-release when Greedo shot first. :goddammit:

Shhhhh...let's not speak of that.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 21, 2009, 05:41:45 AM
I still need to cut my own version of the first 3 using the unedited and special edition DVDs.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: B E C K on May 22, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
DO IT.

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I have to admit I hardly have anything to do with the Franchise anymore, and I use to be a pretty big fan. I don't know if it was the prequels or what.
It was.  Just say it was.  I wasn't even a "pretty big fan" by any standard and once those prequels came out, I started backing off that shit.

I really don't give a damn about SW anymore.  I'll always have my memories of the first three movies.  The rest of that shit since the prequels is just fan-made satire in my opinion.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 22, 2009, 08:52:34 AM
At the end of Phantom Menace, my brother shrilled in his best pissy-queen voice, "My first post-Lasik movie and I get Jar-Jar Binks?!" Seemed to sum up the sentiments of the surrounding 10 rows.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 22, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
Show him the Phantom Re-edit. Jar Jar is likable and important to the story.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rama on May 22, 2009, 02:41:26 PM
DO IT.

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I have to admit I hardly have anything to do with the Franchise anymore, and I use to be a pretty big fan. I don't know if it was the prequels or what.
It was.  Just say it was.  I wasn't even a "pretty big fan" by any standard and once those prequels came out, I started backing off that shit.

I really don't give a damn about SW anymore.  I'll always have my memories of the first three movies.  The rest of that shit since the prequels is just fan-made satire in my opinion.

Ok...it was a big part of it. That and the fact I went from pretty well off to pretty un-well off around the same time didn't help either. Hard to be a fanatic when GL wants his huge cut of the profits.  Looking around my house you wouldn't think I was anything more then a casual fan these days. OT DVDs in the DVD shelf, a Poster on the wall, and a couple books in the bookcase. That's about it.
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 22, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
Phantom Menace meets D&D is still hilarious to me. (http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html)
Title: Re: Topic 5: Retard Wars Episode I - A decade has passed.
Post by: Derrick on May 23, 2009, 08:40:50 AM
I didn't get it.