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Title: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 09, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite music?  :joe:




Hip hop!




Yeah, like you didn't see that one before it popped the clutch.... :P
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
I forgot about Easter this year.  I would've made cascarones if I remembered.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Derrick on Apr 22, 2009, 06:13:16 PM
Me, Kary, and my brother bought way too much Easter Candy. But then we had to have reserves until Halloween! July 4th candy just isn't that good!
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
"July 4th" and "candy" combined together is foreign to me.  I'm used to it being all about BBQ and pie.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Rama on Apr 22, 2009, 11:49:00 PM
Same here.

And I did notice a lack of posts professing the love all things Peep this year.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 23, 2009, 09:00:05 AM
What could top that Peep Show picture with the bunnies pole dancing?
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 23, 2009, 09:33:44 AM
I don't like Peeps.  I know, I'm weird but I'm not a marshmallow fan.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Derrick on Apr 23, 2009, 09:58:19 AM
Alien succubus!
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Apr 30, 2009, 03:39:29 PM
For whatever reason, my taste for the almighty Peep waned this year.  I've been eating progressively healthier I suppose but I don't really know why else I wouldn't want any.  I didn't buy myself any Cadbury creme eggs either.  Maybe next year.  Peeps are still adorable as all heck though.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Rama on Apr 30, 2009, 10:35:56 PM
For whatever reason, my taste for the almighty Peep waned this year.  I've been eating progressively healthier I suppose but I don't really know why else I wouldn't want any.  I didn't buy myself any Cadbury creme eggs either.  Maybe next year.  Peeps are still adorable as all heck though.

I only had one Cadbury egg this year. They are usually my weakness, but I don't really eat Candy unless I am at the movies anymore.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 01, 2009, 01:32:57 PM
My brother made his boyfriend a Peeps bouquet one year.  I asked him what he thought was so romantic about playing Vlad the Impaler with a bunch of innocent marshmallow denizens.  :mad:
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Rama on May 02, 2009, 01:19:31 AM
MUST NOT MAKE JOKE....URGE TOO STRONG...MUST FIGHT IT...
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Derrick on May 02, 2009, 01:59:04 AM
Too easy for me. It's like making a joke about Faye's herpes. Sometimes it's what is not said...
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 02, 2009, 07:33:13 PM
That's why I didn't even go there when I saw it - sheesh....I went for the implied gore factor and asked why he didn't put little trails of red icing down the straws.  Making a white or chocolate icing joke would have been too dur-hur.  But it did give me the notion to do something creative with bamboo skewers and jelly babies for Halloween.   :happy:
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: B E C K on May 02, 2009, 09:30:19 PM
Well, it's a metaphor, you see.  Your brother's the Peep and his boyfriend's the-- wha?  You mean we aren't going with that joke, then?  Oh, okay.
Title: Re: Your Bad Joke for the Season
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 03, 2009, 03:15:05 PM
That could be done as well if Eddie had given me a Peep bouquet - twice as possible, really - but no one would think of that.   What does that say about society, class?  8)