The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2009, 08:47:00 PM

Title: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2009, 08:47:00 PM
Well, kind of. there are two of them. and it's not really me but it's a girl that looks EXACTLY like me. My bf found it (  :mad:  ) and its supposedly one of the "top viewed" with over 10k visits. What the FUCK am I going to do if someone else I know watches it? you guys can't even imagine how alike that slut is to me, almost IDENTICAL. fuuuuuuuuuuuuck :finger: :nono: ::)
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 27, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
We can't possibly judge unless we have proof of these videos.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Feb 27, 2009, 02:20:30 PM
Yeah, name of the young starlet?
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2009, 06:37:16 PM
The fuck I know! he thought it was me so there was obviously no name. I have a screen cap but she looks like me and she's naked so I don't want to put it hereeeeeee
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2009, 07:57:37 PM
post the link to the vid or pic
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Feb 28, 2009, 06:36:23 PM
Since I don't know how you look, this really has stretched my attention. This is a Doug-esque rant. Pics, or shut the fuck up. Seriously, if it's not you who the hell gives a fuck? Not me.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: B E C K on Mar 01, 2009, 08:07:03 PM
There's pictures of her on her Myspace.  Anyway, not that I want to, but I don't even know how you begin searching for something on no other information but a face.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 01, 2009, 09:55:26 PM
Exactly, it's just a bullshit whining post. Now say she HAD provided even a still of her versus a screenshot of the supposed actress, even then we'd have a thread. But all it is vapors. For all I know, there's a sextape of me out there. I've fucked in some odd places. If anyone ever finds it, please post it.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Sam on Mar 02, 2009, 12:16:58 PM
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Pssht, the only additional information I think you mentioned to me was that it was some pr0n youtube-like site.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 02, 2009, 12:34:35 PM
There's only 40 of those with 20k videos in each. This would be really interesting if the 'girl' were a Brazillian shemale.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Sam on Mar 02, 2009, 01:53:17 PM
I think it was youporn.com
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2009, 05:48:37 PM
 You think so?? I don't know! I don't want to post the pic here cause I thought it was prohibited to do so

ps: fuck you tom for comparing me to doug, wtf
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 03, 2009, 06:17:15 AM
Explain to me the difference, then, between you bitching and Doug bitching. Post a name so we can at least compare. It's not you, we know it's not you, it's another person entirely, who cares?
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2009, 04:18:38 PM
Explain to me the difference, then, between you bitching and Doug bitching.

One is hot and one is not?






































You can debate which.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 05, 2009, 05:51:22 AM
Can't we compromise that both are crazy?
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: IDE on Mar 05, 2009, 03:56:50 PM
There is an animated gif of me plowing a 19 yr old on INTERNET. If you can't find it everywhere then please let me know so I can post it up.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 05, 2009, 07:47:30 PM
ew
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 05, 2009, 08:08:30 PM
HOORAY GOLDEN GOD!

*pound*
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 07, 2009, 11:31:24 AM
There is an animated gif of me plowing a 19 yr old on INTERNET. If you can't find it everywhere then please let me know so I can post it up.
What was his name?
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: IDE on Mar 07, 2009, 03:58:19 PM
Oh ho ho you character you! You card!

Wait I'm not done yet...

Oh hooo hooo ho man...Ohhh ho...ahh...gay jokes.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 07, 2009, 09:42:01 PM
Seriously, was he blonde? If so, post that shit up.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 07, 2009, 09:56:07 PM
No, I'll back him on this.  Unless by "he" you mean a man with a vagina and no external gonads.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: The D on Mar 14, 2009, 04:00:39 PM
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Why would you be embarassed if it's not actually you.

You could always post a pic of yourself alongside a censored version of the pr0n star, although considering it's you I doubt you know how to use a photo editing software to censor.


(yes I noticed the jokes at my expense, I'm used to them now and I refuse to give any kind of response to them besides this one)
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 14, 2009, 10:33:42 PM
I am an equal oppurtunity offender, but I am confident that if a you-look-a-like is ever sucking big black cock on camera, you'd have the decency to show pics for comparison.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
And by "us", he means just him.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 16, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
Man. Never changes. Hilarious!
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 19, 2009, 09:50:35 PM
I don't know where he found the video online, I watched it in his computer. And I already said I'm not going to post the pic, its embarassing!
Bet if you search you'll find it. I mean if you know how I look. Sammy can probably get it.

Why would you be embarassed if it's not actually you.

You could always post a pic of yourself alongside a censored version of the pr0n star, although considering it's you I doubt you know how to use a photo editing software to censor.


(yes I noticed the jokes at my expense, I'm used to them now and I refuse to give any kind of response to them besides this one)

Cause she REALLY REALLY looks like me! I'm just afraid some future boss would see it and then look at me funny thinking it was me on that video! i mean that girl stuck a dildo up her ass for god's sake!
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: IDE on Mar 22, 2009, 03:19:21 PM
Hey guys I have a 2 headed gold fish that grants wishes.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Mar 22, 2009, 07:05:49 PM
omfg, pics or it didnt happen
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2009, 10:16:14 AM
Hey guys I have a 2 headed gold fish that grants wishes.

Unlimited wishes or only three.  Or this some bs monkey paw thing because that "consequences for wishes" crap doesn't fly.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: joe on Apr 09, 2009, 12:50:09 AM
This is the most disappointing thread ever.

I only skimmed over it, but from what I gathered... Faye is Sam's girlfriend, there's a video of them fucking IDE, but no one wants to post the link?

You people are horrible.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Rama on Apr 09, 2009, 12:54:28 AM
Well I think we came to the conculsion that George Washington was the 2nd coming of Jesus and that we are all in Hell now. So it makes sense we are horrible.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Max Con on Apr 09, 2009, 05:31:33 AM
This topic sucks.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: The D on Apr 11, 2009, 01:59:22 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I just want to see the fucking video, as long as it's GOOD pr0n.

I'm seriously disappointed for that reason alone.


As they say on /b/, Tits or GTFO.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Apr 11, 2009, 08:16:36 PM
Agreed, TITS OR GTFO!
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 13, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
GTFO without tits will be difficult....
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 21, 2009, 01:31:25 PM
Be a woman trying to exit a vehicle in a compact car space and tell us that.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Derrick on Apr 21, 2009, 05:26:39 PM
Ladies should always be dropped off at the entrance.
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 22, 2009, 09:28:11 AM
Would that I could train my car to do that at work, and pick me up as well.  Nothing pisses me off like having to shimmy sideways into my little Toyota Echo sandwiched by giant soccer mom barges because the bints were too fucking lazy to walk across the garage to the stairs and cornhole into the compact car spaces.  I always take the plate number and report them - three offenses and their wheel gets the locking boot!  :razz:
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Rama on Apr 23, 2009, 12:10:34 AM
You need a Knight Rider!
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 23, 2009, 08:52:40 AM
I'd like a Christine as well to sic on the space hog hags.  >:D
Title: Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
Post by: IDE on May 09, 2009, 03:26:30 PM
Do pr0n professionally or join the army?