The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2009, 03:23:16 PM
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That's what Merla and I are calling that breeder that brought in eight more mouths she can't afford to feed into the world. Anybody wanna soapbox about her? Her "filthy" house? Her obsession with Angelina Jolie?
Here are some latest headlines. I'm certain someone will give her money for the story someday though.
Dropped By PR firm for Death Threats (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4685166/Octuplet-mother-Nadya-Suleman-dropped-by-PR-firm-after-death-threats.html)
TLC does not pursue reality series (http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct=us/0-0&fp=499c1eb0070dbe74&ei=H3ucSeSRC57EM6jVrMoP&url=http%3A//www.realitytvworld.com/news/tlc-decides-against-pursuing-octuplet-mother-reality-series-8468.php&cid=1305620482&usg=AFQjCNFWnVKJd-56mdQ1CKjMmY67LKmhgQ)
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How exactly did she pay for the fertilization if she can't even afford the kids she had BEFORE she had it done again?
And I've always maintained there just something not right about people that like Angelina Jolie.
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FUck her, and fuck Angelina Jolie.
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Moar like 8 more welfare checks AM I RITE HUR HUR!!!
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Her vag is of no use to me or anyone at this point.
Turn her and her crotch dropplings into dog food says I.
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Merla had read somewhere that Octo-Mom hadn't had sex in years or some shit like that. That just seems wrong somehow. You're the mother of eight new babies but can't get laid once?
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Guess she is just cutting out the middle man.
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Merla had read somewhere that Octo-Mom hadn't had sex in years or some shit like that. That just seems wrong somehow. You're the mother of eight new babies but can't get laid once?
Yeah I read that too! I think i got it from that disgrace that is Perez Heiress-Whore.
I think she supposedly didn't have sex for 7 years or so. fuuuuck, that's probably why they had to do cesarea on her, her hoohah must have been air tight ew
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I caught the end of Dr Phil yesterday and he was talking about how she called him right before his show and said that reality was kicking in. DUH! She's had people take care of her kids up til now, but she has about 4 pages of housing requirements to meet before they let her take them home.
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I hear she got offered to do a porno. Ech.
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She does have some DSLs.
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She can't do a pr0n unless she gets some cosmetic surgery on her hoohah
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They can use her as a set.
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She can't do a pr0n unless she gets some cosmetic surgery on her hoohah
C-section both terms, the pussoui should be fine.
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oh shit really? eww then she needs surgery in her stomach.
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She's been offered I think. With the economy failing, isn't it great that this is what dominates the news? I know all about some crazy Turkish broad's vag, yet they're struggling on reporting when it comes to the current economy.
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I hope she does get the porno gig but winds up getting DVDA'ed for hours on end.
Death by booka! (http://raymond-tan.com/death-or-booka/)
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Every time I hear the media call her Octo-mom I imagine her with robotic arms like Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2.
I've been meaning to photoshop a picture of that for a while now...
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I think of squid girl and eel girl, just a woman who thought she was preggers and it turns out she is actually incubating a tentacle monster due to a horrid tentacle rape she endured years ago yet blocked from her memory. She then gives birth to Lord Octus who in turn rapes her and again impregnates her creating a neverending circle of rape. Fuck, I need to stop reading those manga.
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Yeah, for fuck's sake, man.
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That's more disturbing then some dude my boyfriend and I met outside a bar talking about how Ted Bundy was so cool. He was like "Man it was so cool how he chased girls out into the woods and raped and killed him. I want to do that!" Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.
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Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.
Not for the people outside. Yoinks.
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Holy freakin' crap.
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That's more disturbing then some dude my boyfriend and I met outside a bar talking about how Ted Bundy was so cool. He was like "Man it was so cool how he chased girls out into the woods and raped and killed him. I want to do that!" Fortunately, he couldn't afford the cover charge to go inside.
He was probably one of those losers that like to act sooo tough. He watched too much Rurouni Kenshin.
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I usually refer to her as either Octopussy or Cervix du Soleil. ::)
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I like the latter. It induces visions of Echidna and her brood in colorful costumes and doing elaborate acrobatics choreographed to song.
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Plus it would have Roger Moore hanging around it.
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I said latter, not former. Screw Roger Moore.
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I know. I was giving up yet ANOTHER reason to go with the former. I think I've made it pretty clear that I hate the Roger Moore Bond flicks. Well except for View to a Kill and that's more for the wicked awesome Duran Duran tune and Chris Walken and Grace Jones.
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You have? I never noticed. :lol:
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Can't tell if that' sarcasm or honesty. Doesn't translate well to the net. Either way I have. I think me Rodent got into it over Moonraker once. Horrible movie.
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Moonraker suffers mainly from cheap special effects at the end and an outdated style of super-villainy that goes unappreciated. It's still a fun movie, as are most of Moore's Bond flicks.
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See.
I'd maintain that weak SFX were the least of the film's problems.
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Can't tell if that' sarcasm or honesty.
It's honesty. They all look alike to me.
What? They do! They all look alike.
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Stated like a true bigot (http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/atch.gif) :fingershake: :laugh:
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Those Bonds are taking our jobs! They're ruining our economy!
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On a related note, I spot Lois Chiles around town occasionally. Still has the cheekbones at almost 62.
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I always thought of her as one of the better Bond women; gorgeous, intelligent, and the all-important name...she had it all. Only Pussy Galore beats out Holly Goodhead in my book.