The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2009, 03:15:33 PM
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And fuck you. >:(
No, I'm just saying that. You're a good man.
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You know no one really knows when Washington was born. More then likely President's day was assigned as his birthday to cover up some much older pagan holiday and thus make converting to locals that much easier.
I may be getting him confused with Jesus.
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fuck this shit , yet another holiday I don't get off.
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Who? What? Who's birthday did I miss? There was some kind of important day that passed by?
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Not really.
You know no one really knows when Washington was born. More then likely President's day was assigned as his birthday to cover up some much older pagan holiday and thus make converting to locals that much easier.
I may be getting him confused with Jesus.
Maybe Washington was the second coming of Jesus.
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Hey Maybe!
Wait...Since he didn't take us with him does that mean we are all going to hell?
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Maybe we're there now and we don't know it.
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Pope John Paul II said Hell doesn't exist, so ha!
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Guess he knows he is wrong now huh.
Maybe we're there now and we don't know it.
Would explain a lot actually.
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Guess he knows he is wrong now huh.
Or he knows he's right. Either way, who gives a shit?
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If I were the pope, I would just say shit and watch you monkeys debate about whether or not it's true.
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Isn't that what the Pope does anyways?
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yeah, basically
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The pope is either a certified genius or a pathetic whacko: the former because he is virtually worshiped by the half of the world who doesn't want him dead, or the latter...because he has to be a Catholic to do it :P
As for Washington's birthday, I only get off work for two men's birthdays...Jesus and Robert E. Lee. And General Lee's birthday is only because MLK day still isn't official in my home state, and I don't work for the federal government anymore.
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The pope is either a certified genius or a pathetic whacko: the former because he is virtually worshiped by the half of the world who doesn't want him dead, or the latter...because he has to be a Catholic to do it :P
A Ghostbuster refrence. Nice...nice.
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I aim to please.
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There's more you could do. Now get on your knees, AND DON'T LOOK UP AT ME!
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Squirrels don't do oral...we'd gnaw it all off. Or were you talking about shining your shoes?
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Don't squirrels gnaw those off too?
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They better not, mine are imported Italian leather.
I have a recipe for critter pie.
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I'm shaking in my nutsack.
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As for Washington's birthday, I only get off work for two men's birthdays...Jesus and Robert E. Lee. And General Lee's birthday is only because MLK day still isn't official in my home state, and I don't work for the federal government anymore.
I don't know what to think about the fact that I am unsurprised that a southern state would have a holiday for Lee and pretends that MLK doesn't exist.
Racism's good and alive in this world... yeee hawwww! *swigs some moonshine*
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It has nothing to do with racism. REL day predates MLK day by nearly a hundred years, and since they fall on the same day it makes no difference at all, except to idiots who don't know better. It certainly doesn't to the huge population of African Americans who live here...the state with the largest percentage of them in the nation.
So fuck what you're surprised by. You're far more racist than anyone else I've met online.
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What's REL day?
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Robert E. Lee day.
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Screw, Robert E. Lee! >:(
No, no, we're cool, man. We're cool. :)