The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 27, 2004, 10:41:49 PM
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^_^ KiSS MY ASS YANKEES!
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smuh?
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Oh come on, the Red Sox so obviously won.
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What was "the curse"?
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If you say "Babe Ruth" three times while looking in the mirror at midnight, you'll find a bloody bat in your bed ten minutes later.
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But I don't have a bed. Actually I do, but it's Merla's now. Does that mean it appears in Merla's bed? Or does it appear on the couch where I sleep? Or does it appear on the floor of my bedless room?
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Hey.
If you build it, they will come.
On a side note, I don't have a bed, either. Just a torn-up chairbed that's ...maybe younger than Bernie. I've been sleeping on that thing since I got back from the army.
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I have two beds. And a couch.
n_n
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Fuck you. I have toys.
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Ew.
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Um, re-reading that post out of the context I intended it.............. yes. Ew.
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Make sure you wash them so you don't get a yeast infection.
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:ph34r:
That reminds of a time in the eight grade when I got in a fight with this big black guy in Algebra 2. I couldn't get the stupid protective locking cases off of the calculators, and I was all "How do you open these thing?" and then he leaned in and said "You cough up yeast on it," went off to to his seat and added "Get that, mother fucker?"
I followed his footsteps for about seven feet or so and said "Granted, that was pretty funny, but you'll have to understand that it still makes me want to hit you in your fucking face," So every body turns around and we were both stuck... we had to try to show eachother up, and we both came out with nothing but some bruises. <_<
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You should've just compared penises and left it at that.
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No, you didn't read the story... the guy is black. BUUHHLAAAHAAACCKKKK.
Not a fair contest.
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Sometimes in order to avoid violence you have to take the bigger penis like a champ. I'm sure Ghandi said that somewhere.
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:lol: Damn, I can't follow that up with anything...
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But uh, you can go ahead and keep talking about penises anyway.
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Sometimes in order to avoid violence you have to take the bigger penis like a champ. I'm sure Ghandi said that somewhere.
That might depend on whether Megs has a strong gag reflex.
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I don't actually. I think I really would have made a pretty good faggot.
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But uh, you can go ahead and keep talking about penises anyway.
Okay. How big are you?
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:unsure: ..............hmmmmmmmm. This has the potential to be either the best or worst conversation that I've ever had, ever.
Should I continue it? Choices, choices. <_<
....tsk.....nuhhhhh........
Five inches.
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Ha ha, that waaaay beats-- oh wait, I'm not suppose to know that. But it's not Rama and it's very very small, that's all I can say. :lol:
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Holy crap! :o
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Shhh! Shhh! I said nothing! :ph34r:
tee hee
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:(
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Um, there there.
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No, I'm just trying to imagine.... fuck.
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Who moved my penis?
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That reminds me, I gotta call Kat tomorrow, I wonder what she's doing lately.
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I don't know if I'm supposed to know what you're talking about or not so I'll just post a random emoticon. :wacko:
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Oh, you're not.
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Oh okay, cool.
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On a side note, I don't have a bed, either. Just a torn-up chairbed that's ...maybe younger than Bernie.
The difference being that your bed probably sags. <_<
We have a double bed in the bedroom, a futon & sofa in the living room, and a sofa that folds out into a bed that's over 50 years old in the spare room. When we don't want people to stay over for long, we put 'em in that one. :P
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Exactly. I just started sleeping 180 degrees from how i used to, so that my body is supported.
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Ha ha, that waaaay beats-- oh wait, I'm not suppose to know that. But it's not Rama and it's very very small, that's all I can say. :lol:
whooooooooooose! tell meeee
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LOL. You wouldn't know who I'm talking about anyway.
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Oh. Oh, so it's not Rama. Actually not.
Hmmm. :)
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Good luck on finding and subsequently grabbing every male that's ever posted here.
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:D
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I'm just going to say screw this penis talk, and go back to the original topic by repeating my previous comment.
The fact that it took them playing in the middle of a lunar eclipse for the Red Sox to actually win the series, it probably won't happen again for another 80 years.
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Does Nuri know everyone's 'size'?
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It's important that she know. She is the administrator of the board.
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But I use the metric system, I can only measure in centimeters :huh:
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put it here!
all the guys sohuld put their measures here, im curious
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put it here!
Sure thing, just open wide and say 'Ah'
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LOL!
nono, measures, you have the option of putting it on centimeters or inches.
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Nah, I'd probably know more if I remembered the penis thread. Frankly, with all of those 7/8 inchers, I really don't think everyone who posted there was being honest to begin with.
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And I meant 7 and/or 8 by "7/8", not 7/8ths. :lol:
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Im a lil over 6.