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Title: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 24, 2008, 10:47:22 PM
Woo Christmas!  I just did Christmas with my dad's family tonight - I brought the boyfriend and everyone seemed to like him.  The homemade Bailey's may have helped loosen the wagons though.  Tomorrow we get to wake up extra early to go over to my mom's for present unwrapping then leave and drive an hour to his family's house for more present unwrapping.

What are your guys' plans?



 :poo:
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Dec 24, 2008, 11:17:37 PM
Man I bet that  Jesus guy is pissed off his birtday fell on Christmas.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: blanktoe on Dec 25, 2008, 05:13:40 AM
I dont know who jesus is but Merry Christmas, Knishmas, Holidays and all that other good shit everyone. Catch you next new year. :poo:
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2008, 12:02:13 PM
Jesus detailed my car.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2008, 11:49:17 PM
Happy Birthday, Jesus!  Get any birthday action?














I didn't really have any plans.  I baked stuff.  I gave the stuff I baked to people.  We're visiting my dad this weekend.  The jerk was in town on Christmas Eve at my grandpa's and didn't even stop by our house: We live about three or four minutes away.  What a lazy ass.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Dec 26, 2008, 02:14:03 AM
I ended up going out last night.  I woke up this morning and opened up some new vag as a present.  I wasn't allowed to seal the deal though.  Hopefully saturday night.  Like jesus, my boner died and will rise from the grave days later.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: The D on Dec 27, 2008, 12:50:36 PM
If sitting around eating days-old ham and watching Sweeny Todd is normal, then yes, I had a normal Christmas.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Bitch on Dec 27, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
I spent three days at my grandparents' house for Christmas. Everyone loved me and my newfound skinniness.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 28, 2008, 01:12:12 AM
Man I bet that  Jesus guy is pissed off his birtday fell on Christmas.

It sucks having your birthday so close to Christmas.  Everyone cops out and gives you "birthday/Christmas" presents.  Bullshit.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Dec 28, 2008, 02:49:41 AM
Yeah I know. My Mom's is on the 20th and she got the short end of the stick her entire life. I'm luckly, mine is close but still far enough away that it doesn't get bundled in with Christmas.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 31, 2008, 02:10:51 AM
This is bullshit, every year I get less and less presents. This year I got three, and they all came from my bf. Fuck my uncles from travelling during Xmas! :shakes fist:
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Dec 31, 2008, 11:04:22 PM
The spirit of giving Ladies and Gentlemen.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Derrick on Jan 03, 2009, 09:13:28 PM
I got 300 bucks from my Dad... and apparently a new bedroom set with a Tempurpedic mattress.

Kary got me 3 pairs of socks. Her mom got me some kind of pullover sweater thing.

That was all.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 05, 2009, 08:34:18 AM
edit: neeevermind

I got:
from my bf: my favorite chocolates, a pair of indoor socks (the ones that are reaaally soft :3 ) and a diamonds bracelet
oh and my coworker got me a hat!
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 06, 2009, 06:03:59 PM
The Christmas gift thing sort of falls off quite a bit with weak economics and having breached the big 3-0.  But I bought myself a shotgun and 25th Anniversary Optimus Prime on New Year's Eve, so I came through for myself, as usual :)
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Jan 06, 2009, 08:18:32 PM
The reissue? I hope you didn't pay full price for it.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2009, 08:22:15 PM
I still haven't decided on my gift to myself yet.  I'm sure I'll love it though.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Jan 06, 2009, 10:45:11 PM
I still need a master piece starscream.  But I'll wait until the talking one comes out instead of getting shafted by buying the first release.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 07, 2009, 01:14:45 PM
I still haven't decided on my gift to myself yet.  I'm sure I'll love it though.


I imagine you would be a hard person to buy for yourself.  Sometimes buying presents is so difficult.  I'd just get myself a gift card to a store I know I like.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 07, 2009, 10:28:11 PM
The reissue? I hope you didn't pay full price for it.

No, I put it in my subspace pocket and smuggled it out of Walmart after leaving a twenty on the shelf in its place.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Jan 07, 2009, 10:35:18 PM
Well that's good cause it isn’t worth the 70 clams they expect you to put down for it.

But what I meant is that some Wal-Marts have clearanced this thing after Christmas to the more reasonable 50 bucks. And I was just hoping you didn't pay full price for it.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 08, 2009, 01:24:39 AM
That's good to know.  That's one reason why I keep receipts.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Bitch on Feb 19, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
Waay late:

2 weeks away from BCT
$1000 from gramma
Samsung BlackJack 2
Digicam
Clothes
Love
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2009, 02:18:03 PM
$1000...?  Can your Gramma adopt me?
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 03, 2009, 11:35:08 PM
My Grandma gave me like $70!  Goddamn.
Title: Re: Jesus Birthday Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 20, 2009, 02:16:18 PM
We got a cool cherrywood mantle gas log fireplace installed for Xmas.  Looks great, but as soon as it gets warm the main fire goes out and leaves just the pilot light on for safety reasons.  Fuckers - we can only use it for about 6 weeks.  If we want to die warm from carbon monoxide, let us.  :razz: