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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 08, 2008, 03:32:46 PM
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Happy Birthday, you Dick!
Dick Van Dyke facts:
Unwitting patron saint of this board since 2000.
Birthday: Dec 13
Age: Eighty.... er, three?
Wikipedia tidbit: Van Dyke's attempt at a cockney accent was cited as one of the worst film accents in a BBC poll.
His film credits include Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and that turdling ball known as Night at the Museum.
His tv show credits include Diagnosis Murder, <a href=">The Dick Van Dyke Show[/url], and Diagnosis Murder. Also, Diagnosis Murder.
Dick Van Dyke meets Slipnot:
Lookit that little scoundrel!
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Matlock pwns Diagnosis Murder. Andy Griffith can kick Van Dyke's ass to the next galaxy.
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Quincy > Matlock.
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None of those losers have Dick Van Dyke's impish charms!
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Can any of them making falling over an ottoman look graceful? If Matlock fell over a chair, it would just be tragic.
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Not to mention if he hurt himself and Don Knotts had to take over all his cases.
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This thread is now about how awesome Quincy is.
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Can any of them making falling over an ottoman look graceful? If Matlock fell over a chair, it would just be tragic.
:lmao: