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Title: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 05, 2008, 01:14:58 PM

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Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 05, 2008, 02:22:15 PM

A huge rack would have only helped Rachael Dawes.  "But which one of the internets do we hack?"  Pure gold.  Liquid gold.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 05, 2008, 09:10:36 PM

"An Ameircan Flag (CGI)" was my fav.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 06, 2008, 12:53:23 AM

I love how people were commenting with "I"m not even sure if this script is real..."  I mean, if you even thought for a second it was real, you don't deserve to reproduce.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 06, 2008, 10:09:54 AM

Old shit is oooooooooooooooooooold.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2008, 11:35:12 AM

Was new to me.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 06, 2008, 05:44:37 PM

A sunrise is new to a newborn.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 07, 2008, 11:30:27 AM

Teehee.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2008, 11:06:16 AM

Yeah and while the baby is enjoying his first sunrise someone comes up and yells "Old shit is oooooooooooooooooooold." at him. Then he cries. Good job jerk.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 08, 2008, 11:14:33 AM

Fuck that kid, he'll grow up to drive like shit, anyways.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2008, 10:20:43 PM

And that kid...that child that saw the sunrise for the first time. Well he turned out to be our 16th president....Abraham Lincoln. And now you know....the rest of the story.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2008, 08:41:49 PM

That he's tall and dead?

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 10, 2008, 10:38:41 AM

He was a great man, great at acting like a shooting target.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2008, 01:16:14 PM

Boooo too soon. It's only been around 150 years.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2008, 02:05:48 PM

You've should've made a JFK Jr. joke instead.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2008, 06:06:23 AM

How do I fly plane?

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Dec 12, 2008, 09:40:48 AM

You needed a picture of one of those cats wearing an aviator scarf sitting in a cardboard box with cardboard wings and text: How does I fly a plane?

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Merla on Dec 12, 2008, 10:00:49 AM

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2008, 01:25:35 PM

But then that would infer the kitty died a horrible death while arguing with his wife and her lesbian lover.

Poor Kitty :(

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Dec 12, 2008, 03:34:30 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 12, 2008, 01:25:35 PM

But then that would infer the kitty died a horrible death while arguing with his wife and her lesbian lover.

Poor Kitty :(

That kitty didn't really die, it was just pretend.

Title: Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
Post by: B E C K on Dec 14, 2008, 11:58:55 PM

Maybe the kitty had it coming?