The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2008, 02:35:51 AM
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Spoilers plz.
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McCain 51 Obama 49 with McCain barely getting it, followed by widespread reports of election fraud which will never be followed up.
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Oh, you said election thread...(http://bonr.shwiggie.com/Smileys/default/skeletor.png)
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Jon McCain turns out to be Obama's father and Palin is Frozen in Carabonite.
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So I could theorhetically tap that ass?
I've been watching 'Naylin' Paylin' too much.
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John McCain dies at the very last second before being announced the winner. Palin steps in as president and let's the Russians do to Alaska like the Mexicans did to California.
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The Russians are going to sell Oranges on the Street Corner and wait outside Home Depot for work?
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I'm voting for McCain. I want him to die in office and have Palin as president. Then I want her to fuck the world up so badly that we reach The Visionaries Scenario (i.e. All technology on earth ceases to function and I'm visited by a strange wizard who gives me magic armor and a holographic totem spirit to battle evil or enslave the rest of the humanity depending on what side of the bed I get up on).
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I voted McKinney.
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We find out that McCain has been dead the whole time and only that creepy kid can actually see him.
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Spoilers plz.
Spoilers provided by Diebold (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks)
I went about 3pm.... I decided that a lot of people would be voting early so there would be long lines in the morning, and then long lines in the evening when everyone got out of work.
Apparently I was right. There was a line of... 7-8 people.
Michigan's ballots are all Scantron-style ballots, where you blacken circles for the candidates and then stick it into a machine that reads the ballots. The ballot machine had a Liebold (http://candorville.com/2008/11/02/candorville-11208-fritz-golem/) icon. Now I'm worried.
Afterwords I went and got my free coffee from Starbucks. There was a short line there too. It seems like everyone there was for the free coffee.
And then I went to Ben and Jerry's for the free ice cream. The free ice cream would be passed out starting at 5pm and it was 4:30. There was no line. 10 minutes later when I returned, there was a line 6 stores down. By the time I got my ice cream the line was two blocks long.
There was a guy driving around a Captain Morgan truck with a guy dressed as The Captain telling people to vote responsibly, and then drink Captain Morgan responsibly.
I got a Obama poster and walked around town holding it in front of me. Then I stuck it in my car's back window.
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BARACK OBAMA!
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It ends with a bang! :laugh:
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Yes indeed it does end with a bang. The bang that comes from an illegal immigrant plowing into you while driving with the license that Obama provided him. But don't worry, the fact that this person shouldn't even be in the country to hit you and put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life won't bother you. An accident is an accident right? Plus I'm sure he's all paid up on his insurance.
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Im more interested in seeing how Obama now fucks his voters in the ass. They think things will change, though why would he? He used the system for this powet and now he will use it like anyone else.
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Im more interested in seeing how Obama now fucks his voters in the ass.
Ha, so am I. But we all know he'll give a great speech while he does it. I asked my mom which she thought was more improbable: a black president or a president with the middle name Hussein. She was all "His middle name is Hussein!?" :lol:
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McCain 51 Obama 49 with McCain barely getting it, followed by widespread reports of election fraud which will never be followed up.
Eh, I was close enough to say mulligan.
Now let's see how long it is before his ratings are in the tank!
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Quiet, Tom. Just wait until four years from now when no one is unemployed, no one is poor, everyone is healthy, and flowers smell better.
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I wish, I need a real job soon.
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From the commentary I assume everyone here voted for McCain. Sucks to be you.
If Obama does even marginally better than Bush I think I'll be pleased. Don't forget our last 8 years of bullshit. I'll be conservative and say that I think Obama will do an average job and at least we'll get some shit fixed around here and it will be much better than Dubya.
Also, everything and everyone I voted for won. Including the removal of the ban on embryonic stem cell research.
I also did not see that landslide coming... I expected it to be a close race.
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Apparently California looks like it repealed gay marriage.
What the fuck?
Now what's Ellen supposed to do?
Fuck you California. Fuck you Christianity. Fuck you right wing fucking religious fuckjobs!
*burns a fucking bible*
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what about George Takei?!!! FUCK YOU SHATNER!!!
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Marriage is a religious institution. I don't mind civil unions but we can't go around amending religious doctrines. If we're going to do that then I want the bible edited to read that I am the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind.
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King James edited the bible. I can't think of a reason why we couldn't.
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Well you're a nig-
Wait, nevermind. You're the fucking MAN now. Why the hell you keeping my white-ass down?
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There is no more Presidency; there is only...the HNIC! Forget "Hail to the Chief". Will the new presidential standard be hip hop or R&B or what? We're talking fundamental changes here.
Fuck you California. Fuck you Christianity. Fuck you right wing fucking religious fuckjobs!
*burns a fucking bible*
Who do you think drew in all those morally conservative blacks and Hispanics to vote in California? Your boy Obama.
And I'll have you know that I voted Bob Barr for President.
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Well you're a nig-
Wait, nevermind. You're the fucking MAN now. Why the hell you keeping my white-ass down?
Yeah! DAMN THE MAN!
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There is no more Presidency; there is only...the HNIC! Forget "Hail to the Chief". Will the new presidential standard be hip hop or R&B or what? We're talking fundamental changes here.
Fuck you California. Fuck you Christianity. Fuck you right wing fucking religious fuckjobs!
*burns a fucking bible*
Who do you think drew in all those morally conservative blacks and Hispanics to vote in California? Your boy Obama.
And I'll have you know that I voted Bob Barr for President.
Another reason I can't vote for him or the DNC this time around.
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There is no more Presidency; there is only...the HNIC! Forget "Hail to the Chief". Will the new presidential standard be hip hop or R&B or what? We're talking fundamental changes here.
Fuck you California. Fuck you Christianity. Fuck you right wing fucking religious fuckjobs!
*burns a fucking bible*
Who do you think drew in all those morally conservative blacks and Hispanics to vote in California? Your boy Obama.
And I'll have you know that I voted Bob Barr for President.
I think I remember you saying that you thought McSane was too moderate.
I don't see marriage as being a religious institution. Originally, marriage was a transaction. In other words, man buys wives.
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And the egyptians enslaved the jews, but marriage in your culture stems from religion and before it ever granted civil rights of any kind was solely in the jurisdiction of priests and rabbis.
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So anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes some backwater redneck to off Obama?
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I don't think it would be a redneck if that happened.
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Oh, good grief - it's not going to be the Roger Rabbit entry into Toontown scene, but it's not going to be Hieronymus Bosch either. JFK was supposed to make the national religion Catholicism and give the Vatican a secret office from which they would decide national policy. I've smiled politely over too damn many servings of lutefisk at Advent, and Lutherans would have been the first against the wall for the Reformation, so I kind of think that didn't happen. :P
Just in case anyone thought I was exaggerating about how the insurance industry and the GOP are in each other's pockets - a little something from the Texas Independent Insurance Agency. Take that "Independent" part lightly - every single endorsed candidate for which all IIAT members were "encouraged" to vote is Republican. The running joke around election time is "Remember, 'raise' and 'Republican' both begin with 'R'!":
http://www.iiat.org/down/cr_Nov7_08.pdf
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Oh, good grief - it's not going to be the Roger Rabbit entry into Toontown scene, but it's not going to be Hieronymus Bosch either. JFK was supposed to make the national religion Catholicism and give the Vatican a secret office from which they would decide national policy. I've smiled politely over too damn many servings of lutefisk at Advent, and Lutherans would have been the first against the wall for the Reformation, so I kind of think that didn't happen. :P
Oh it happened. Just the Illuminati don't want you to know about it. Cause if you all knew you wouldn't accept the One World Goverment they are setting up. Course that's just to get us ready to be slaves to our alien overlords the Dracos.
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There are worse things than being told what to do by blonde wizard boys. :kinky:
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I think I remember you saying that you thought McSane was too moderate.
This is true. He couldn't bring himself to attack Obama where he was weak, either, due to his kumbaya mentality to people with "D" at the end if their names. He'd probably like to suck your dick simply on that basis.
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I liked McCain - I was rooting for him to get the nomination in 2000 & 2004, despite the nasty joke about Chelsea Clinton which was really uncalled for. I have no idea who impersonated him this time. :blink:
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There are worse things than being told what to do by blonde wizard boys. :kinky:
But Dracos eat you...and not in the good way.
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I liked McCain - I was rooting for him to get the nomination in 2000 & 2004, despite the nasty joke about Chelsea Clinton which was really uncalled for. I have no idea who impersonated him this time. :blink:
Ditto. I hope the Republican party sees this as a wakeup call so they don't have to kowtow to the religious right.
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Well my state didn't pick the winner...(which is odd as we usually do), but I'm still batting a 1000.