The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2008, 10:08:58 AM
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What, really? :blink:
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Halle-Berry-Sexiest-20040.aspx?rss=news&partnerid=spi&profileid=05
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She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.
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Yeah, notice how few Sexiest Women Ever Born contests there are. Too much quality competition. Ava Gardner, Gene Tierney, Vivien Leigh....damn.
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You ain't kidding about Ava Gardner.
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She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.
Yeah, that. I'm certainly not disputing Halle Berry is damn attractive, especially being a 40-year-old mom and all. But Sexiest Woman ALIVE. I had a hard time swallowing that in a world of billions, the best we can do is Halle Berry.
Sexiest Woman Ever Born sounds intriguing.
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Honestly I wouldn't sleep with her on sheer looks. Dunno. I'm not really into black girls for one (though she's borderline for me) and...kind of slim looking. Like I'd accidentally break something.
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She doesn't fuck whitey, so you're safe.
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Wtf are you talking about? Her husband is white. Andfucking gorgeous. He can do so much better IMO
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Really? Whenever I saw her, she was always with black dudes. I remember her saying that she identified as black more than white. Oh well, just goes to show you once you go black, you wander back to white.
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http://z.about.com/d/racerelations/1/7/h/halleaubrey.jpg
so.fucking.hot
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Can't go whiter than that.
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Yea, she's paler than the guy next to her.
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Nice boob shot. He's hot, too, but what's with his forehead? Is a tiny alien about to free itself or what?
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These "ever" or "top ____" things are generally trash. The real "Sexiest Woman Alive" would likely be a pr0n star or some person not famous whom you've never seen before.
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Sunny Leone, hands down.
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She is pretty sexy. But I have to wonder if you've spent so much time down here that you've been contaminated and can no longer appreciate a hot blond American chick.
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I never liked Blondes. Always been a Bruenette fan.
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I'm a fan of women.
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Have some standards, would you fuck them?
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I said in one place that I'd screw just about any chick unless they were huge, (like over 250 or so... just a random number) and got every female in that board pissed at me.
But seriously. Not many guys would fuck something that fat. The one on the far right maybe if I was desparate, but the rest, probably not.
You look at supermodels and they're all skinny as fuck. Anime girls... skinny as fuck. Comic book chicks... skinny (and maybe muscular). Movie stars...skinny. Porn stars? yep. The definition of hot chick is one that's skinny. Most men are attracted to skinny women, it's like it's bred into our genes.
And women have nothing to complain about. The ideal of a hot guy for a woman is either a skinny androgynous (possibly gay) guy, or a muscular guy. You don't see a fat James Bond.
Those women who got mad at me because I said I don't fuck fat chicks and shut up........ and uh... get back in the damn kitchen. yea. :mad:
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why are you even choosing one of the girls in that pic? Are you serious?
Also, you are setting yourself up to a lot of comebacks with that "I'd fuck anything" statement up there son.
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Would you hump a goat on a boat? Would you screw a fox in a box?
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Is that a haiku?
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It's the adult version of Dr. Seuss
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I'd have sex with any or all of them for $100,000.
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:lmao:
desparate
(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/brickslam.gif)
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:lmao:
desparate
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I Spelled it right this time! :mad:
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Did you mean: define:desperate
Definitions of desparate on the Web:
* Common misspelling of desperate
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/desparate
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I'd fuck a tranny above them, but like a good tranny. Vaniity maybe.
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Eddie murphy's?
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Nooooooooooooo.
She does women and men. I like TS/Woman pr0n. It's like lesbians, except I always found it silly when the girl moans as another felates the strap-on. This solves the problem, since most of the trannies that do it with girls are hot. I've seen some that have just been god awful, though.
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So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL
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I've become like Rama. His disease has spread to me. now my posts will be littered with misspellings.
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So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL
If they're banging women, yes. Vaniity is just not bad at all. I prefer her to Rod Hammer's hairy ass.
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That's a dude?!
ugh
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You should see him deep dick a woman. It's fucking hot.
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Eddie murphy's?
She's been dead for years. I hope not.
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL
Was I supposed to be able to tell he did from his other posts?
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Wow...this thread just got on the ship to weridsville.
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Eddie murphy's?
She's been dead for years. I hope not.
she has? When and why did she die???
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He probably had her killed when he had a viable career.
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That's actually a theory. I found a webpage a while back about some bodyguard guy or something and he implied something like that. He went and paid off a bunch of transsexuals ready to blab about Murphy and that one wouldn't shut-up. Here's the Wikipedia entry for her:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atisone_Seiuli
EDIT: Here's the page. It's a long read so only if you're bored, that interested, or can't sleep or something. http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/the_bagman.phtml
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Eddie murphy killed her to cover WHAt up? She already said everything so I don't know what he could have killed her for. Wow I didn't know eddie was an ass man !
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Well he played one on Shrek.
*rimshot*
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:lol:
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Now that old Adam Ant song "Desparate (But Not Serious)" is stuck in my head.... :mad: