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Title: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2008, 10:08:58 AM
What, really?   :blink:


http://www.tvguide.com/News/Halle-Berry-Sexiest-20040.aspx?rss=news&partnerid=spi&profileid=05
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 09, 2008, 10:11:05 AM
She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 09, 2008, 12:02:20 PM
Yeah, notice how few Sexiest Women Ever Born contests there are.   Too much quality competition.  Ava Gardner, Gene Tierney, Vivien Leigh....damn.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Rama on Oct 09, 2008, 04:02:57 PM
You ain't kidding about Ava Gardner.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2008, 10:47:48 AM
She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.

Yeah, that.  I'm certainly not disputing Halle Berry is damn attractive, especially being a 40-year-old mom and all.  But Sexiest Woman ALIVE.  I had a hard time swallowing that in a world of billions, the best we can do is Halle Berry.

Sexiest Woman Ever Born sounds intriguing.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 13, 2008, 07:07:07 PM
Honestly I wouldn't sleep with her on sheer looks. Dunno. I'm not really into black girls for one (though she's borderline for me) and...kind of slim looking. Like I'd accidentally break something.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 13, 2008, 09:08:51 PM
She doesn't fuck whitey, so you're safe.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2008, 10:06:39 AM
Wtf are you talking about? Her husband is white. Andfucking gorgeous. He can do so much better IMO
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 14, 2008, 05:14:23 PM
Really? Whenever I saw her, she was always with black dudes. I remember her saying that she identified as black more than white. Oh well, just goes to show you once you go black, you wander back to white.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
http://z.about.com/d/racerelations/1/7/h/halleaubrey.jpg

so.fucking.hot
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2008, 06:40:30 AM
Can't go whiter than that.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2008, 04:19:01 PM
Yea, she's paler than the guy next to her.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2008, 04:18:23 PM
Nice boob shot.  He's hot, too, but what's with his forehead?  Is a tiny alien about to free itself or what?
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Oct 26, 2008, 07:16:16 PM
These "ever" or "top ____" things are generally trash. The real "Sexiest Woman Alive" would likely be a pr0n star or some person not famous whom you've never seen before.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 27, 2008, 06:35:14 AM
Sunny Leone, hands down.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
She is pretty sexy.  But I have to wonder if you've spent so much time down here that you've been contaminated and can no longer appreciate a hot blond American chick.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 27, 2008, 06:26:39 PM
I never liked Blondes. Always been a Bruenette fan.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Sam on Oct 29, 2008, 12:39:55 PM
I'm a fan of women.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Oct 29, 2008, 04:14:33 PM
Have some standards, would you fuck them?

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Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: The D on Oct 29, 2008, 05:03:16 PM
I said in one place that I'd screw just about any chick unless they were huge, (like over 250 or so... just a random number) and got every female in that board pissed at me.


But seriously. Not many guys would fuck something that fat. The one on the far right maybe if I was desparate, but the rest, probably not.

You look at supermodels and they're all skinny as fuck. Anime girls... skinny as fuck. Comic book chicks... skinny (and maybe muscular). Movie stars...skinny. Porn stars? yep. The definition of hot chick is one that's skinny. Most men are attracted to skinny women, it's like it's bred into our genes.

And women have nothing to complain about. The ideal of a hot guy for a woman is either a skinny androgynous (possibly gay) guy, or a muscular guy. You don't see a fat James Bond.

Those women who got mad at me because I said I don't fuck fat chicks and shut up........ and uh... get back in the damn kitchen. yea. :mad:
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2008, 01:21:40 PM
why are you even choosing one of the girls in that pic? Are you serious?

Also, you are setting yourself up to a lot of comebacks with that "I'd fuck anything" statement up there son.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Rama on Oct 30, 2008, 02:47:30 PM
Would you hump a goat on a boat? Would you screw a fox in a box?
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
Is that a haiku?
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 30, 2008, 10:26:45 PM
It's the adult version of Dr. Seuss
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: IDE on Oct 31, 2008, 01:50:29 AM
I'd have sex with any or all of them for $100,000.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Oct 31, 2008, 01:53:29 PM
:lmao:

Quote
desparate

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/brickslam.gif)
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: The D on Nov 03, 2008, 06:08:05 PM
:lmao:

Quote
desparate

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/brickslam.gif)

I Spelled it right this time!  :mad:
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2008, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: Google
Did you mean: define:desperate 

Definitions of desparate on the Web:

    * Common misspelling of desperate
      en.wiktionary.org/wiki/desparate
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 05, 2008, 10:15:19 AM
I'd fuck a tranny above them, but like a good tranny. Vaniity maybe.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
Eddie murphy's?
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 05, 2008, 10:26:33 AM
Nooooooooooooo.

She does women and men. I like TS/Woman pr0n. It's like lesbians, except I always found it silly when the girl moans as another felates the strap-on. This solves the problem, since most of the trannies that do it with girls are hot. I've seen some that have just been god awful, though.

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Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: The D on Nov 05, 2008, 10:44:04 AM
I've become like Rama. His disease has spread to me. now my posts will be littered with misspellings.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 05, 2008, 11:21:13 AM
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL

If they're banging women, yes. Vaniity is just not bad at all. I prefer her to Rod Hammer's hairy ass.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: IDE on Nov 05, 2008, 04:25:50 PM
That's a dude?!

ugh
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 05, 2008, 07:13:46 PM
You should see him deep dick a woman. It's fucking hot.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2008, 11:57:22 PM
Eddie murphy's?

She's been dead for years.  I hope not.


So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL

Was I supposed to be able to tell he did from his other posts?
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Rama on Nov 06, 2008, 12:21:44 AM
Wow...this thread just got on the ship to weridsville.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 08:14:30 AM
Eddie murphy's?

She's been dead for years.  I hope not.

 she has? When and why did she die???
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2008, 09:37:18 AM
He probably had her killed when he had a viable career.
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Nov 06, 2008, 11:21:55 AM
That's actually a theory.  I found a webpage a while back about some bodyguard guy or something and he implied something like that.  He went and paid off a bunch of transsexuals ready to blab about Murphy and that one wouldn't shut-up.  Here's the Wikipedia entry for her:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atisone_Seiuli


EDIT:  Here's the page.  It's a long read so only if you're bored, that interested, or can't sleep or something.  http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/the_bagman.phtml
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 05:01:44 PM
Eddie murphy killed her to cover WHAt up? She already said everything so I don't know what he could have killed her for. Wow I didn't know eddie was an ass man !
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Derrick on Nov 07, 2008, 05:11:04 AM
Well he played one on Shrek.

*rimshot*
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 07, 2008, 01:10:57 PM
Now that old Adam Ant song "Desparate (But Not Serious)" is stuck in my head....  :mad: