The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2008, 06:27:03 PM
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:flash: It's super-fun happy time! :flash:
:happybirthday:
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Yeah, I don't want your pity. Booo.
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I meant to post "Happy Birthday?" in that other thread. I don't know why but for some reason I don't niotice the birthdays here. Can you make them flash or glow or something? Anyways Happy birthday nig tomorrow I am going to tailgate for the first time in a year. I have been a loner nailing chicks and pretending t5o have friends for tha last year. Tonight I actually hung out iwth my friends from college (FSU is playing miami) I had forgitten why men preferred the company of other men. Stories of my awesomeness were regasiled. I met some guy who said he'd heard of me but never thought he'd get ot meet me. I am truly fucking aawesome. My record stands as the bar for exellence and all that is man.
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I don't pay attention to thread titles. What's going on?
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They're trying to make it up to be. Didn't work. Booooooooooooooo.
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Sorry, dude. I was gonna make an earlier thread, but I had shit due and it didn't happen. At least you're not Max Con, who had to wait three months for a thread like two years in a row. What did you do for your birthday anyway?
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Yeah, man, what did YOU do? Huh?
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Got drunk off patron, ate some coldstone cookies and cream cake, went out for pizza at the nice italian bistro which makes em in a brick oven, and then... well I can't say the rest or Nuri will ban me for indecency.
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Well, I assumed you would get some but, yeah, please don't elaborate.
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Wasn't going to.
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The sharable part sound pretty good though.
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Getting some from your girlfriend on your birthday is like getting a giftcard that says good for 2 free breaths of air.
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Not when it's anal.
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Point and Match to Mister Derrick.
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Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!
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Not when it's anal.
Then maybe you could use that gift card after all.
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It better be for more than 2 breaths.
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Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!
You caught?
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I don't see the appeal in anal.
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You could see anal in appeal if it weren't for that pesky letter N. :-\
I didn't get a birthday thread either, but I have a Birthday Fun Fact: I was due 8/4/61, the day Barack Obama was born. :laugh:
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You didn't? :(
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This place needs more mods and members.
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And a hidden staff forum!
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Where's the staff hidden?
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We have a hidden member forum. =P Go recruit some minions for me.
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Rememberances today for my beloved John Entwistle of The Who - were it not for wild women and coke, it would be his 64th. :'(
Oh yeah, and some guy named John Lennon as well. :laugh:
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What's this about lemons now?
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Have you ever peeled a lemon and eaten it just like an orange?
Delicious.
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Meyer Lemons, yes
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I love his Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Yes, John Lennon. I can imagine "whirrled" peace.
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I prefer Phish Food, yet I hate Phish.
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They got back together!!
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Not when it's anal.
What the fuck that's DISGUSTINg
Anyways happy bday. I haven't gotten a birthday thread in at least 4 years
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You didn't hear what Anne Hathaway said about it. Plus, aren't Latinas supposed to be big into Anal?
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those are jewish girls. no latin girls. fuck no.
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I hear different, especially the Italian-Argentinians.
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if they were born in Argentina then they are argentinians. But no. I have many friends there and my cousin lives there too and she agreed with me. Maybe they get all whored up when they come I the states?
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Like I care one way or another.
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enough to mention it!
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No, I mean like I care if they come here with a love for anal or they gain it. As long as it's offered, then yes yes yes. DAME TU CULO, CHICA!
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haha we I hope I never hear that in Spanish . I went through enough trouble trying to keep my ex away from my ass. Every. Fucking. Day.
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Female IDE. :lol:
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?????
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She means you're a slut.
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But IDE isn't a slut, because he's a man and men get to have all the sex they want.
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IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.
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?????
I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.
IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.
I'm not sure if I'm in the slut bracket this year...
*crunches some numbers*
That was 2 in february...carry the 1...
Well what do ya know, according to the quarterlies I am a slut!
Champagne for everybody!
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MONEY CLOTHES! CARS AND HOES! THAT'S HOW ALL THE SLUUUUUUUUUUTS ROLL!!!
Cristal or bust.
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?????
I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.
Why would any girl want to do that?! It's gross !!
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Yet it feels fucking amazing.
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I see they've gotten to you already...
/bond music
/parachute off the roof of the building in a tuxedo
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...and straight into a giant ass.
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Parachute off the Eiffel Tower. If anyplace would have a giant "Ode To Goatse" sculpture, it would be Paris.
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So wait.....IDE is Grace Jones?
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No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.