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Title: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2008, 06:27:03 PM
:flash:  It's super-fun happy time!  :flash:


 :happybirthday:
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 03, 2008, 08:24:06 PM
Yeah, I don't want your pity. Booo.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: IDE on Oct 04, 2008, 12:34:00 AM
I meant to post "Happy Birthday?" in that other thread.  I don't know why but for some reason I don't niotice the birthdays here.  Can you make them flash or glow or something?  Anyways Happy birthday nig tomorrow I am going to tailgate for the first time in a year.  I have been a loner nailing chicks and pretending t5o have friends for tha last year.  Tonight I actually hung out iwth my friends from college (FSU is playing miami) I had forgitten why men preferred the company of other men.  Stories of my awesomeness were regasiled. I met some guy who said he'd heard of me but never thought he'd get ot meet me.  I am truly fucking aawesome.  My record stands as the bar for exellence and all that is man.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 04, 2008, 01:07:23 AM
I don't pay attention to thread titles.  What's going on?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 04, 2008, 12:22:10 PM
They're trying to make it up to be. Didn't work. Booooooooooooooo.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 06, 2008, 02:24:56 PM
Sorry, dude.  I was gonna make an earlier thread, but I had shit due and it didn't happen.  At least you're not Max Con, who had to wait three months for a thread like two years in a row.  What did you do for your birthday anyway?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Sam on Oct 07, 2008, 10:03:22 AM
Yeah, man, what did YOU do?  Huh?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 10:33:15 AM
Got drunk off patron, ate some coldstone cookies and cream cake, went out for pizza at the nice italian bistro which makes em in a brick oven, and then... well I can't say the rest or Nuri will ban me for indecency.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 07, 2008, 10:59:28 AM
Well, I assumed you would get some but, yeah, please don't elaborate.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
Wasn't going to.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Sam on Oct 07, 2008, 01:23:26 PM
The sharable part sound pretty good though.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: IDE on Oct 07, 2008, 02:41:04 PM
Getting some from your girlfriend on your birthday is like getting a giftcard that says good for 2 free breaths of air.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 03:15:23 PM
Not when it's anal.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Rama on Oct 07, 2008, 04:51:58 PM
Point and Match to Mister Derrick.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 05:15:25 PM
Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: IDE on Oct 07, 2008, 09:58:09 PM
Not when it's anal.

Then maybe you could use that gift card after all.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 08, 2008, 06:43:03 AM
It better be for more than 2 breaths.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 08, 2008, 09:15:54 AM
Yeah, she cleaned that kitched to my wildest OCD desires!

You caught?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: The D on Oct 08, 2008, 02:04:45 PM
I don't see the appeal in anal.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 08, 2008, 02:19:19 PM
You could see anal in appeal if it weren't for that pesky letter N.  :-\

I didn't get a birthday thread either, but I have a Birthday Fun Fact:  I was due 8/4/61, the day Barack Obama was born.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2008, 05:31:48 PM
You didn't?   :(
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 08, 2008, 09:46:22 PM
This place needs more mods and members.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 08, 2008, 11:35:58 PM
And a hidden staff forum!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 09, 2008, 09:09:59 AM
Where's the staff hidden?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2008, 09:41:27 AM
We have a hidden member forum.  =P  Go recruit some minions for me.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 09, 2008, 09:46:35 AM
Rememberances today for my beloved John Entwistle of The Who - were it not for wild women and coke, it would be his 64th.  :'(

Oh yeah, and some guy named John Lennon as well.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2008, 09:48:22 AM
What's this about lemons now?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Sam on Oct 09, 2008, 05:40:34 PM
Have you ever peeled a lemon and eaten it just like an orange?

Delicious.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 09, 2008, 08:25:33 PM
Meyer Lemons, yes
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 09, 2008, 11:56:17 PM
I love his Ben and Jerry's ice cream.  Yes, John Lennon.  I can imagine "whirrled" peace.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 10, 2008, 10:16:12 AM
I prefer Phish Food, yet I hate Phish.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 11, 2008, 01:46:21 AM
They got back together!!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2008, 10:44:52 AM
Not when it's anal.
What the fuck that's DISGUSTINg
Anyways happy bday. I haven't gotten a birthday thread in at least 4 years
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 14, 2008, 05:18:43 PM
You didn't hear what Anne Hathaway said about it. Plus, aren't Latinas supposed to be big into Anal?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2008, 10:06:03 PM
those are jewish girls. no latin girls. fuck no.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2008, 06:40:00 AM
I hear different, especially the Italian-Argentinians.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 15, 2008, 09:26:34 AM
if they were born in Argentina then they are argentinians. But no. I have many friends there and my cousin lives there too and she agreed with me. Maybe they get all whored up when they come I the states?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 17, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
Like I care one way or another.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 18, 2008, 10:29:31 PM
enough to mention it!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Oct 19, 2008, 02:16:38 AM
No, I mean like I care if they come here with a love for anal or they gain it. As long as it's offered, then yes yes yes. DAME TU CULO, CHICA!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:25:45 AM
haha we I hope I never hear that in Spanish . I went through enough trouble trying to keep my ex away from my ass. Every. Fucking. Day.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2008, 12:08:01 AM
Female IDE.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 08:02:53 AM
?????
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2008, 09:34:04 AM
She means you're a slut.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 06, 2008, 11:42:51 AM
But IDE isn't a slut, because he's a man and men get to have all the sex they want.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2008, 12:44:59 PM
IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: IDE on Nov 06, 2008, 01:16:15 PM
?????

I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.




IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.

I'm not sure if I'm in the slut bracket this year...

*crunches some numbers*

That was 2 in february...carry the 1...

Well what do ya know, according to the quarterlies I am a slut!

Champagne for everybody!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2008, 01:20:44 PM
MONEY CLOTHES! CARS AND HOES! THAT'S HOW ALL THE SLUUUUUUUUUUTS ROLL!!!

Cristal or bust.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
?????

I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.

Why would any girl want to do that?! It's gross !!
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Derrick on Nov 07, 2008, 05:10:26 AM
Yet it feels fucking amazing.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
I see they've gotten to you already...

/bond music

/parachute off the roof of the building in a tuxedo
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
...and straight into a giant ass.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 07, 2008, 01:14:19 PM
Parachute off the Eiffel Tower.  If anyplace would have a giant "Ode To Goatse" sculpture, it would be Paris.
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Rama on Nov 07, 2008, 04:45:37 PM
So wait.....IDE is Grace Jones?
Title: Re: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2008, 09:38:12 AM
No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.