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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Sep 20, 2008, 03:46:18 PM
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This video will make you never want to eat McDonalds again! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htnvzLU1I1o)
You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?
A guy decides to put a bunch of McDonalds food, including fries, into glass jars and watch them mold and decompose. The burgers mold and melt quickly, but the fries are fresh even after 3 months.
Not for the weak of stomach.
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If you eat them you'll never age.
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That's why I still look 28.
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I find their fries unsatisfying. They're so tiny and sad. But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.
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I find their fries unsatisfying. They're so tiny and sad. But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.
Burger King's fries are just so much more win. They're russet, and are like fried sticks of mashed potatoes.
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I love me some Hardees curly fires.
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You "rebellion for the sake of it" internet people need to wake up and realize McDonalds has the best fries.
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I love me some Hardees curly fires.
They're regular fries are win, hands down.
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I love me some Hardees curly fires.
They're regular fries are win, hands down.
IAWTP
But I do like McDonald's fries.
You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?
No, I don't because unlike you I don't eat hypotonic dried-the-hell-out filthy-looking old french fries off the floor.
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I like fresh fries. I make myself. Or maybe In N Out Animal fries.
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I find their fries unsatisfying. They're so tiny and sad. But you can shove like 80 of them in your mouth when you're drunk.
What else can you fit in your mouth when you're drunk?
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If it's the same vid I'm thinking of, I saw it as an extra on "Super Size Me". I don't really eat fries anymore.
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Yeah it is Morgan Spurlock.
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Bah. Though truthfully I had fries last week and they were delicious. Surely the resulting poop will live on for generations.
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I love me some Hardees curly fires.
They're regular fries are win, hands down.
IAWTP
But I do like McDonald's fries.
You know how you'll find McDonalds fries under the seats of your car or other places a year later, and the fry is still good?
No, I don't because unlike you I don't eat hypotonic dried-the-hell-out filthy-looking old french fries off the floor.
Where did that come from? :joe:
I didn't say I ate them, I just said the fry is "still good" in other words it hasn't molded or decomposed.
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But how do you know without tasting them? It's like saying "this tastes like ass"...certain things can simply be inferred.
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BK Fries > All.
McD's fries are dipped in sugar before frying, BK's in potato startch.
Chik-fil-A makes terrible waffle fries, but the chicken is more than worth it. I just get a chicken soup or amazing side salad.
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D, Why do you always have to post about old news?
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I passed all up for Jack in the Box spicy curly fries. Maybe that was just a Texas thang.
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Spangles' fries beat all thems to shit.
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BK's fries taste like slightly-wet cardboard. Disgusting. Maybe it's just the S.A. BKs, but I think BK and I'm grossed out. The Chik-fil-as here, on the other hand, make decent waffles.
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Some BK do make horrid fries, but then others make them perfectly.
Chickfila's are ... eh. But like I said, they have better side dishes. I tend not to get fries period anymore. I opt for a baked potato or side salad.
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The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.
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The fruit cup is always a rip off! At IHOP they want to give you fruit instead of pancakes. Fuck that I want hashbrowns instead of pancakes...or I would if I still ate fried carbs.
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The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.
How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!
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Fuck that I want hashbrowns instead of pancakes...or I would if I still ate fried carbs.
Stay away from the BK ones....
Worst side dish
Burger King Hash Browns (large)
620 calories
40 g fat (11 g saturated; 13 g trans)
1,200 mg sodium
60 g carbs
Calorie equivalent: 12 chicken wings
Yes, you’re ingesting more than a meal’s worth of calories from a side dish, but the real cause for concern here is that these little potato cakes pack seven times more trans fats than you’re supposed to eat all day! Until BK learns to cut out the partially hydrogenated oils, avoid encounters with potatoes of any kind at that fatty food joint.
I cut up little red new potatos & stir-fry in olive oil with bell peppers & onions on weekends. :aroused:
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The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.
How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!
I believe her fruit cup hardly had any fruit in it and some of the fruit was old.
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I never said it wasn't delicious, it's too much to pay for the measly thing of fruit they always give me. I'm better off buying my own fruit and making my own damn cup.
Another rip off: the Ice Dream. Delicious but you're better of getting the regular than the large. All you pay for is the larger cup. I've actually looked at the two different sizes side by side on at least three different occassions: RIP OFF.
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The fruit cup is a fucking rip off.
How is it a ripoff? It's fucking delicious!
Your Chickfila stinks then, the one in Doral always has apples, grapes, strawberries, and orange slices. Had one once with eh apples, but I blame the harvest.
I believe her fruit cup hardly had any fruit in it and some of the fruit was old.
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Wendy's has the worst fast-fries, hands down. I had a Wendy's Baconator combo today (the sandwich was pretty okay, though like all Wendy's burgers it was beyond greasy), but the fries were down-right horrid. I always knew their fries sucked, but I got a vivid reminder today.
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Yeah, get the baked Potato.
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Your Chickfila stinks then
They may stink but at least ours can make good waffle fries.
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Well, I go to Chickfila for sandwhiches anyways. If I want good waffle fries, I'll make em myself.
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I don't care for their waffle fries either. They're not bad but they're not great. I can't remember what the difference was between BK and Mickey D fries. Wendy's fries if prepared properly were pretty good but most of the time I noticed they were soggy (I think...again I don't eat fries anymore so it's all kinda hazy).
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Wendy's fries are waaay too potato-ey.
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What's so special about Chick-fil-a? I tried them in OK, but they sucked, I could hardly stomach them. And even with a coupon, they were too damn expensive. Fuck a Chick-fil-a.
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That's why I don't eat there...way too expensive. And if you don't like chicken sandwiches, well, you need to eat elsewhere anyway.
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I like Chick-fil-a. Aren't they like a religious chain? I heard you're not allowed to curse in their stores, but that might be a rumor.
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Rumor, though not without standing. There's religious stuff all over the place. The McDonalds fried chicken sandwhich is similar if you want an atheist sandwhich, but I prefer the grilled chicken which you can't get elsewhere.
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I like Chick-fil-a. Aren't they like a religious chain? I heard you're not allowed to curse in their stores, but that might be a rumor.
I don't know about swearing, but the last two times I went by the new one in town I was nearly driven to it. But I do know the man who founded it is a Southern Baptist (right on, brother), they close on Sundays, and they support Focus on the Family.
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I'm not there for religion, I'm there for chicken. It doesn't really matter to me. For all the times I've eaten Chick-fil-a, I've eaten in the actual restaurant like thrice.
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why none of you bitches have mentioned the fries from kfc? They are soooo fucking good HMMMMM
2nd place goes to burger king. Their fries are simply perfect. Wendysfries suck ass , they are so dry and always taste old.
Chick fila's are good too especially with the Polynesian sauce. And the owners are mormon, hence why they don't open on Sundays.
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KFC is the devil. I did them like crack when I was kid, but they give me the shits now.
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If you're anything like me...it's more about what doesn't give you the shits then what does.
Thank you almost having a ulcer when I was 15.
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Thank you almost having a ulcer when I was 15.
Who did what now?
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KFC is the devil. I did them like crack when I was kid, but they give me the shits now.
I'm sort of the same way, except it applies to anything fried, particularly when it's gotten cold and the grease is squishy inside it.
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I can only handle small amounts of fried food, I don't do fried chicken strips and fries very well. That and dairy products sometimes makes me feel like my stomach is ripping apart.
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Thank you almost having a ulcer when I was 15.
Who did what now?
I never told you this story? Hmmmmm odd, I thought I had.
Anyway...When I was around 15.... maybe younger...I don't know. However old you are when you start Junior High, maybe more like 13. Well I had a really bad cause of stomach flu right before I was set to start Junior High that weakened the lining of my stomach...then I was nervous for my first day of big boy school and so I had a lot of stomach acid going and it started to eat away the lining of my stomach. Of course I had a parent that thought I was faking to get out of school so it was a couple weeks before I was taken to the hospital proper and had X-rays taken. They found that my stomach lining was severely weakened and if I had waited much longer would have had a full out ulcer. They got in under control with high dose anti-acids, but my stomach has never been the same since.
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It was more like I didn't know what the hell you were saying in that sentence. I think you had told me that story way back when, but it's just as well that you repeated it anyway. Sometimes I need to catch all the details in a rerun.
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I can only handle small amounts of fried food, I don't do fried chicken strips and fries very well. That and dairy products sometimes makes me feel like my stomach is ripping apart.
Honestly, that's what started me on the veggie path - even the grease in milk would set me off. Pour some milk into coffee and chell out the oil slick it leaves. :P
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Even skim?
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ESPECIALLY skim!
On a side/somewhat related note: My boyfriend discovered he was lactose intolerant by participating in the milk gallon challenge in college (drink a gallon in an hour without throwing up). He chose skim though, while his friends chose chocolate, 2%, 1%, and even whole. :puke: I'm convinced that he just made himself lactose intolerant by drinking that much.
And nobody won the challenge that day.
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I can drink chocolate milk, but not much at once. Regular milk is hard for me to deal with, not due to intolerance for the lactose, but intolerance of the taste.
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Sometimes my stomach's selectively lactose intolerant. Like it decides sometimes that it doesn't like milk.
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I think I could drink a gallon in an hour.
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I drank a two liter of seltzer water once, nearly threwup.
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Thank you almost having a ulcer when I was 15.
Who did what now?
I never told you this story? Hmmmmm odd, I thought I had.
Anyway...When I was around 15.... maybe younger...I don't know. However old you are when you start Junior High, maybe more like 13. Well I had a really bad cause of stomach flu right before I was set to start Junior High that weakened the lining of my stomach...then I was nervous for my first day of big boy school and so I had a lot of stomach acid going and it started to eat away the lining of my stomach. Of course I had a parent that thought I was faking to get out of school so it was a couple weeks before I was taken to the hospital proper and had X-rays taken. They found that my stomach lining was severely weakened and if I had waited much longer would have had a full out ulcer. They got in under control with high dose anti-acids, but my stomach has never been the same since.
That's gastritis. I had the same shit for like three years. It would hurt sooo much I get shrivers everytime I think about it. That never stopped me from eating anything I wanted though . I can eat anything and never get sick. Maybe eating all those cheesesteaks when I was in the university made my stomach invincible
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Worst I get is a lil heartburn.
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McDonalds is having their dumb Monopoly game again.
And after collecting nearly 20 tickets I have yet to win anything more than a damn breakfast sandwich. I've collected a lot of them from people who gave them to me or didn't even bother to peel them off when they threw their garbage away. I can't believe people throw the tabs away... one of those could be a million bucks and you're not even checking to make sure?! :keelover:
If anyone needs the money I do. And if I don't get it this should be the time I shall storm to the headquarters and burn it all down.
Too bad I don't do pizza delivery. Then I'd order food there every night. I'd be 1 million dollars richer, and 50 pounds fatter.
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I chell the pieces on the rare occasions I eat there. I try to figure out which is the rare piece. For Yellow it's not Marvin Gardens. That's all I can help you with at this point.
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I have 2 of the yellow pieces... god knows there's probably only one of the third piece and it's in a trashcan somewhere.
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For it being "dumb", you certainly seem into it.
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It's what he knows.
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I'm disparate for money.
It's either this or whoring myself out.
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try it
you might like it
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I'm disparate for money.
I had to look twice to make sure I hadn't posted that one.
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I swear, I'm going to get a coronary before I win even 100 dollars.
I did win a free breakfast sandwich, but I've won those in past games too, I think it's just a common prize they throw in the contest to get people's hopes up that they'll win more. And they know most people don't eat McDees breakfast, so it gets more people eating breakfast food.
I used the free breakfast sandwich token to get Nuri's most hated sandwich, the McGriddle, which happens to be one of my favorites. I can't figure why she hates it so much.
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I'm disparate for money.
I had to look twice to make sure I hadn't posted that one.
lol, so did I.
It's either this or whoring myself out.
Please don't.
I've never even had a McGriddle. I just like to make fun of it.
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And they know most people don't eat McDees breakfast, so it gets more people eating breakfast food.
I'd eat their breakfast all the time if they would just serve it all day. They need to do breakfast at midnight or some shit...well actually I'm glad they don't because I couldn't resist the temptation.
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That's what Shoney's was for in the day...all night breakfast.
I'm disparate for from money.
Fixed.
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I wish there was a breakfast buffet that served egg McMuffin style eggs.
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They're just nuked eggs.
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Delicious nuked eggs!
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Get a small plastic dish, crack an egg, and nuke. I used to eat those in highschool, since I had to leave for the bus @ 6:41 am. That's when the news would cut for commercial, letting me know I had to run for the bus.
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I'd eat their breakfast all the time if they would just serve it all day. They need to do breakfast at midnight or some shit...well actually I'm glad they don't because I couldn't resist the temptation.
Oh yeah same here. Breakfast is the only thing I actually like to eat there.
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The ice cream is good, too.
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Are you guys talking about Mickey D's breakfast? That gives me the shits, just like KFC. I can feel the oil settling in my colon.
Places that don't sell breakfast all day piss me off. BK had these little cinnamon roll things, but they would stop selling them at 11. Bastards.
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I can't eat oily food anymore. I've been eating more fresh food grilled and lightly sauteed, and now when I eat most fast food I feel terrible and shit for hours. Blech.
Give me an outback steak over a hamburger anyday. I'd much prefer that fastfood.
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And with prices the way they are, there's not a whole hell of a lot of difference. I got a combo from Sonic the other day that cost well over $7. You can go to Olive Garden for a plate of spaghetti for not much more...or cook some at home for less.
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ew... Olive Garden. The breadsticks taste like baking soda and their pasta sauces are so plain.
Arbys is like 15 dollars for me and Kary. Takai desune. x.x
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That's what Shoney's was for in the day...all night breakfast.I'm disparate for from money.
Fixed.
desparate. DESPARATE!
Don't blame me that I don't have the ability to edit my posts. :(
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I recommend you try the Spell Check extension from Firefox or install a copy of WordWeb.
ew... Olive Garden. The breadsticks taste like baking soda and their pasta sauces are so plain.
The one here is brand new and must still have the shine from opening because it's been flawless. Even their breadsticks. But most of my Italian-ish dining is at a local place (http://www.nickandals.com/).
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Oily food is delicious. That's why it's bad for you. You can keep telling yourself that grilled and lean tastes better but you're lying to yourself and all of nature speaks volumes in arguments against it.
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ew... Olive Garden. The breadsticks taste like baking soda and their pasta sauces are so plain.
The one here is brand new and must still have the shine from opening because it's been flawless. Even their breadsticks. But most of my Italian-ish dining is at a local place (http://www.nickandals.com/).
The Olive Garden here sucks. The only people who go there are white trash and high schoolers who think they're going to a fancy dining establishment. Also, for some reason their information is the number and address of the restaurant I work at. So people call all the time and are like "Ummm.. is this the Olive Garden?" One lady got pissed at me because I didn't have their real phone number. I'm not a fucking directory service.
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Oily food is delicious. That's why it's bad for you. You can keep telling yourself that grilled and lean tastes better but you're lying to yourself and all of nature speaks volumes in arguments against it.
Pollo Tropical Grilled Chicken > KFC
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The Olive Garden here sucks. The only people who go there are white trash and high schoolers who think they're going to a fancy dining establishment. Also, for some reason their information is the number and address of the restaurant I work at. So people call all the time and are like "Ummm.. is this the Olive Garden?" One lady got pissed at me because I didn't have their real phone number. I'm not a fucking directory service.
My friend Jewel is an ass. She went to Pizza Hut the other day to ask where the local Papa Johns is.
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That's what Shoney's was for in the day...all night breakfast.I'm disparate for from money.
Fixed.
desparate. DESPARATE!
Don't blame me that I don't have the ability to edit my posts. :(
It's desperate. DEspErate.
I went to olive garden yesterday.don't even ask why. I hate these places that serve cheap foodand are "good". Super ghetto clientele
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Oily food is delicious. That's why it's bad for you. You can keep telling yourself that grilled and lean tastes better but you're lying to yourself and all of nature speaks volumes in arguments against it.
Pollo Tropical Grilled Chicken > KFC
Ok I can agree with that but good fried chicken > grilled chicken in general. There's a reason nearly everything tastes good fried.
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I just don't like Olive Garden. Not worth the coin.
I don't deny either that the fried shit tastes great. It's supposed to. But then it just settles there and creates forth of July in my ass. Best to cut back on it.
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Do the Boston Pops play the 1812 Overture in the bathroom along with said Fireworks?
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At olive garden I had the chicken with gnocchi . The chicken had the consistency of fish blahh
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Do the Boston Pops play the 1812 Overture in the bathroom along with said Fireworks?
No, but my cats peep under the door at me.
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Somehow that seems rather anticlimactic.
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At olive garden I had the chicken with gnocchi . The chicken had the consistency of fish blahh
I hate to eat at those chain restaurants. Most of the food is frozen and heated up in the microwave. It's even worse when you realize you're eating a frozen pizza from PizzaHut.
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I used to work at The Hut. I think we used frozen dough for one type of crust (maybe, I could be wrong), but that was it. The pie was made by yours truly. Cheese was like jewgold to those tightwads. Like they monitored if we were using too much by checking the sales to bags of cheese used ratio.
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hahahah cheapasses
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That Nazi blood comes out every so often, doesn't it?