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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2008, 08:10:15 AM

Title: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2008, 08:10:15 AM
 :poo:
I'm going to try I get him wasted. Pics shall be posted soon
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 18, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Pleeeeeeeeassse take compromising pictures of him!
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Post by: Sam on Sep 18, 2008, 03:59:48 PM
Psht, for you, I'll take compromising pictures of myself.  Any requests?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 18, 2008, 08:39:52 PM
Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2008, 10:17:58 PM
Sammy... Davis Jr.?
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Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2008, 10:48:40 PM
Make sure to pack your taser Faye.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 19, 2008, 05:58:47 AM
Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.


Seconded.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 06:13:49 AM
*is confused*

Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant. :tom:
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Post by: Sam on Sep 19, 2008, 09:21:00 AM
Oh don't worry, Tom, as soon as I have a business trip to Florida I'll take a day to come visit you too.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Um, why? o.O
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 19, 2008, 12:44:43 PM
 :laugh: @ Squirrel and thirded.

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Post by: IDE on Sep 19, 2008, 01:19:11 PM
Um, why? o.O

So he can pull a shipley on you.

What is pulling a shipley anyway?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 19, 2008, 01:31:28 PM
That picture has to be on some old archive somewhere in all its turgid rosy-red glory....
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2008, 05:07:41 PM
*is confused*

Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant. :tom:

what the fuck dude, we are friends!
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Post by: IDE on Sep 19, 2008, 10:50:50 PM
Tune in next week true believers, when we find out if our hero can escape from...THE FRIENDZONE!
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Post by: Sam on Sep 20, 2008, 12:16:54 AM
Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 20, 2008, 02:31:08 AM
Um, why? o.O

So he can pull a shipley on you.

What is pulling a shipley anyway?

Scanning your breaded member.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 20, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
Breaded you say?
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Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2008, 01:13:01 AM
Long story. Had to be there.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2008, 02:07:34 PM
Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.

Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 22, 2008, 05:04:58 PM
MY ASS IS NOT FOR VIOLATION!
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Post by: Merla on Sep 22, 2008, 09:59:14 PM
Long story short.

Zac Shipley scanned a certain body part.  It was purple and smashed.

Around the same time Zac posted a picture of a Kentucky fried chicken head.

Later Merla opened a the fridge and there was some cr0n wrapped in foil but she thought breaded Shipley for some sick reason.  I think Nuri still had a pic of the fridge and the stuff in it somewhere.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 23, 2008, 04:39:54 AM
Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 23, 2008, 09:24:02 AM
o.o

No wonder Zach doesn't post here.
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Post by: Sam on Sep 23, 2008, 11:06:04 AM
Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.

Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.

Looking at the time, I think I posted that while I was still in Milwaukee.

I flew to D.C. Saturday morning.  Then I hopped on a bus to Philly, met Faye, saw some of the city, ate dinner, watched a movie, then went to sleep.  Next morning I hopped on the bus, went back to D.C., then checked into the $400/night suite the lawfirm had me in.  Then yesterday and today I sat in all-day meetings.  Tonight I fly back to Milwaukee.

I hate business travel.  The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours.  I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2008, 12:47:36 PM
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I hate business travel.  The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours.  I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.

Thank you.  Been to San Antonio three times for my company and have yet to make a trip where every second of my time other than sleeping or peeing isn't booked; otherwise, I would have snagged Nuri & Merla for a Riverwalk assault.  :headbang:

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Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.

Ah, but we'll always have Paris & the side stories, like Nuri accusing Merla of bathtub frottage by tagging pumice stone residue as bits o' Zac.   ;D

Title: Re: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!
Post by: Sam on Sep 23, 2008, 12:56:26 PM
Thankfully, I'm generally not expected to work weekends and nights, so I can generally fly in a few days early or out a few days late.  My past three trips to D.C. I've ended up making side jaunts to New York, West Chester, and Philadelphia.

The firm also has offices in Boston, Brussels,  Chicago, Detroit, Jacksonville, L.A., Miami, New York, Orlando, Silicon Valley, Shanghai, Tallahasee, Tampa, and Tokyo.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2008, 01:07:29 PM
Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure!  My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland.   We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2008, 09:05:09 AM
How was your visit with Faye?  You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing.  Boo hoo.
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Post by: Sam on Sep 24, 2008, 09:41:40 AM
Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure!  My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland.   We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.
Well, unfortunately, just because we have offices there doesn't mean I can go there for something work related.

How was your visit with Faye?  You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing.  Boo hoo.
Faye's skinny.  And she hates women drivers.  And has a fairly thick accent.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2008, 10:06:17 AM
Do they have any kind of "willing to travel" list?  Eddie let it be known that he could pretty much go anywhere - some people can't because of after-hours college, kids, etc.  He's been to Baton Rouge, Philly, Seattle & Orlando so far.
Title: Re: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
Because I have no idea what a thick Peruvian accent sounds like, I'm just picturing her Italian in my head.  "Mamma mia, Sam!"  And then she goes through the warp riding on Yoshi.
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Post by: Sam on Sep 25, 2008, 12:48:36 AM
Oh, and she calls her boss's cats "bitches".  As in "Come here, you bitches, I have food for you."
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 25, 2008, 08:54:46 AM
lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 25, 2008, 09:48:00 AM
Then did Sam instead meet....the ANTI-FAYE??  :o
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Post by: Merla on Sep 25, 2008, 10:31:23 AM
I would had been shocked if she wasn't skinny. 
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Post by: Bitey the Snail on Sep 25, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
I call my cats "cabbages" which is just a mangled portmanteau of "cat bitches".
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Post by: Sam on Sep 25, 2008, 11:46:13 AM
lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny

You are the liar!  You did do the little meowing noise, the meow mix jingle, and the little kissy noise that people do when they call animals over, but you did indeed also call them bitches.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 25, 2008, 11:57:47 AM
HA!

I can only imagine.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 25, 2008, 03:16:51 PM
If anyone wants to come visit me.  I'll be in the mall (dadeland or aventure, not sure yet) on saturday dressed up as a toy soldier with Jenny McCarthy.
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Post by: Derrick on Sep 26, 2008, 05:37:57 AM
Aventura's too far, though a great fucking mall. Free Tea @ Teavana = win.