The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2008, 08:10:15 AM
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I'm going to try I get him wasted. Pics shall be posted soon
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Pleeeeeeeeassse take compromising pictures of him!
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Psht, for you, I'll take compromising pictures of myself. Any requests?
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Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.
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Sammy... Davis Jr.?
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Make sure to pack your taser Faye.
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Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.
Seconded.
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*is confused*
Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant. :tom:
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Oh don't worry, Tom, as soon as I have a business trip to Florida I'll take a day to come visit you too.
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Um, why? o.O
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:laugh: @ Squirrel and thirded.
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Um, why? o.O
So he can pull a shipley on you.
What is pulling a shipley anyway?
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That picture has to be on some old archive somewhere in all its turgid rosy-red glory....
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*is confused*
Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant. :tom:
what the fuck dude, we are friends!
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Tune in next week true believers, when we find out if our hero can escape from...THE FRIENDZONE!
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Um, why? o.O
I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.
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Um, why? o.O
So he can pull a shipley on you.
What is pulling a shipley anyway?
Scanning your breaded member.
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Breaded you say?
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Long story. Had to be there.
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Um, why? o.O
I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.
Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.
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MY ASS IS NOT FOR VIOLATION!
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Long story short.
Zac Shipley scanned a certain body part. It was purple and smashed.
Around the same time Zac posted a picture of a Kentucky fried chicken head.
Later Merla opened a the fridge and there was some cr0n wrapped in foil but she thought breaded Shipley for some sick reason. I think Nuri still had a pic of the fridge and the stuff in it somewhere.
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Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.
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o.o
No wonder Zach doesn't post here.
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Um, why? o.O
I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.
Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.
Looking at the time, I think I posted that while I was still in Milwaukee.
I flew to D.C. Saturday morning. Then I hopped on a bus to Philly, met Faye, saw some of the city, ate dinner, watched a movie, then went to sleep. Next morning I hopped on the bus, went back to D.C., then checked into the $400/night suite the lawfirm had me in. Then yesterday and today I sat in all-day meetings. Tonight I fly back to Milwaukee.
I hate business travel. The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours. I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.
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I hate business travel. The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours. I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.
Thank you. Been to San Antonio three times for my company and have yet to make a trip where every second of my time other than sleeping or peeing isn't booked; otherwise, I would have snagged Nuri & Merla for a Riverwalk assault. :headbang:
Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.
Ah, but we'll always have Paris & the side stories, like Nuri accusing Merla of bathtub frottage by tagging pumice stone residue as bits o' Zac. ;D
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Thankfully, I'm generally not expected to work weekends and nights, so I can generally fly in a few days early or out a few days late. My past three trips to D.C. I've ended up making side jaunts to New York, West Chester, and Philadelphia.
The firm also has offices in Boston, Brussels, Chicago, Detroit, Jacksonville, L.A., Miami, New York, Orlando, Silicon Valley, Shanghai, Tallahasee, Tampa, and Tokyo.
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Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure! My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland. We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.
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How was your visit with Faye? You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing. Boo hoo.
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Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure! My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland. We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.
Well, unfortunately, just because we have offices there doesn't mean I can go there for something work related.
How was your visit with Faye? You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing. Boo hoo.
Faye's skinny. And she hates women drivers. And has a fairly thick accent.
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Do they have any kind of "willing to travel" list? Eddie let it be known that he could pretty much go anywhere - some people can't because of after-hours college, kids, etc. He's been to Baton Rouge, Philly, Seattle & Orlando so far.
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Because I have no idea what a thick Peruvian accent sounds like, I'm just picturing her Italian in my head. "Mamma mia, Sam!" And then she goes through the warp riding on Yoshi.
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Oh, and she calls her boss's cats "bitches". As in "Come here, you bitches, I have food for you."
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lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny
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Then did Sam instead meet....the ANTI-FAYE?? :o
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I would had been shocked if she wasn't skinny.
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I call my cats "cabbages" which is just a mangled portmanteau of "cat bitches".
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lies!! I would start meowing or singing the meow mix song. I would call them bitches if they were being obnoxious.
And I thought my accent wasn't that thick at all! No one from here commented on it when we had that yahoo meeting thing like three years ago.
Oh and I'm not skinny
You are the liar! You did do the little meowing noise, the meow mix jingle, and the little kissy noise that people do when they call animals over, but you did indeed also call them bitches.
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HA!
I can only imagine.
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If anyone wants to come visit me. I'll be in the mall (dadeland or aventure, not sure yet) on saturday dressed up as a toy soldier with Jenny McCarthy.
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Aventura's too far, though a great fucking mall. Free Tea @ Teavana = win.