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Title: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 13, 2008, 01:38:25 PM
Titanium Spork! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travelpower/8ace/)  ;D

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Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 13, 2008, 06:48:06 PM
Except the foe is an enormous fat chick.  One so fat that plastic will not deter her.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2008, 05:17:45 PM
Why is 1 of every 5 threads that D creates (which cover most of the first page of threads, btw) about IDE?

Nuri, you should take away from D the powet to create threads. Not cause they are about iDE but because he opens like 2490490 of them for the lamest reasons. BOO
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 19, 2008, 10:40:12 PM
Because geeks flock to my cause for my very existence is an abomination to those who persecute people for liking anime and warcraft!   It's like I stole one of the enemy ganmen and am piercing the heavens for every grown man who collects toys and dresses up like japanese cartoon characters!
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rama on Sep 20, 2008, 02:35:58 AM
Or maybe he just has a Man crush on you.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 20, 2008, 03:05:13 AM
Because geeks flock to my cause for my very existence is an abomination to those who persecute people for liking anime and warcraft!   It's like I stole one of the enemy ganmen and am piercing the heavens for every grown man who collects toys and dresses up like japanese cartoon characters!

As if I didn't have enough IDE-isms on the BONR Quote-a-Matic already...(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/rotflmao.gif)
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2008, 10:03:56 AM
Or maybe he just has a Man crush on you.

that sounds more like it
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 20, 2008, 03:51:12 PM

As if I didn't have enough IDE-isms on the BONR Quote-a-Matic already...(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/rotflmao.gif)

Quote a matic? What the heck is that thing?

Here I am toiling at making a php random quote generator....

(toiling is actually the wrong word.. I'm basically done just adding a few features and cleaning up)
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2008, 01:11:32 AM
You should be getting royalties from that.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 21, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
Quote a matic? What the heck is that thing?

Here I am toiling at making a php random quote generator....

My technology is not for sale, lease, or donation.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2008, 02:21:29 PM
Why is 1 of every 5 threads that D creates (which cover most of the first page of threads, btw) about IDE?

Nuri, you should take away from D the powet to create threads. Not cause they are about iDE but because he opens like 2490490 of them for the lamest reasons. BOO

Yeah, I know what you mean.  This is just getting silly.  Has anyone else looked at the stats here?  He's the second highest topic starter.  Bernie is third and has started about two-thirds fewer topics.  I love topics about crap as much as anyone, but go blog.  Bitching about free membership cards?  Then don't get them in the first place!
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 22, 2008, 03:08:15 PM
On the positive side, at least I help keep this board busy.

After the mention of Squirrel's board, a thought came to me about making an account there too,  because I think I'm one of the few people here that don't have an account at that board as well.













And I'm sure the instant Squirrel sees this, he's going to try to figure out every way of discouraging me from creating an account there.  :laugh:
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rama on Sep 22, 2008, 03:10:34 PM
I don't think I have one there...of if I do it was so long ago I forgot all about it.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 22, 2008, 03:23:25 PM
You probably did and I deleted it a year after your last log-on.  It's tradition to shred most old accounts.

And D, registration at BONR no longer requires admin approval, so you're welcome to go ahead.  But knowing the sort who post there you probably won't stay very long.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 22, 2008, 03:31:08 PM
After the mention of Squirrel's board, a thought came to me about making an account there too

registration at BONR no longer requires admin approval, so you're welcome to go ahead.  But knowing the sort who post there you probably won't stay very long.

MORE MEAT FOR THE GRINDER!
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 24, 2008, 09:10:06 AM
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On the positive side, at least I help keep this board busy.

And on the negative side, you keep it busy with whining.  Not to mention you have this annoying habit of posting several similar topics when one big one would have sufficed.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 24, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
Well, one of the last topics I posted was about Pirate Day and Renaissance clothing, and the second topic died quickly. I have yet to see Bernie in any wench outfits. :(
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 25, 2008, 09:32:20 AM
Until I get electricity and a washer back, I'm not putting on anything that can't be washed in the kitchen sink and hung outside.  :-\

On the plus side, I've lost 7 lbs. since Ike hit, and this is according to the sadistic scales at the doctor's office.  I had thought that things were feeling loose because I wasn't putting them in the dryer. Queso and chips this weekend! :D
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Merla on Sep 25, 2008, 10:32:43 AM
You still do not have electricity?!? O_O   Oh that sucks so bad!
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 26, 2008, 01:04:49 PM
Thanks.  Really, conditions camping at Renfairs are worse, but there, I don't have to get up at 5 and dress appropriately for work.

There was a reason for the weight loss.  My annual doc visit on Wednesday turned up an intestinal bacterial infection that they've seen a few of; possibly from ingesting tap water while it was still iffy after the storm. (While showering??  Who knows....) On a week's worth of metronidazole - sounds like something Carson Kressley would take - and therein lies Ike's final cruelty....

NO ALCOHOL FOR A WEEK!!!    :o

I don't want to play Hurricane Aftermath anymore.  I wannna play something else!   :tantrum:
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 26, 2008, 02:22:20 PM
It's an emergency! Bernie needs beer shipped to her ASAP! STAT!

You probably did and I deleted it a year after your last log-on.  It's tradition to shred most old accounts.

And D, registration at BONR no longer requires admin approval, so you're welcome to go ahead.  But knowing the sort who post there you probably won't stay very long.

I have a bad feeling about this. It may be a trap. But I will take your challenge and meet it head on!

(what kind of people post there anyway? If you mean transformers/comic nerds you're probably right.)
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 26, 2008, 02:39:39 PM
Ahhh! I have lost post editing priveledge as well! I have been neutered much as IDE has!  :keelover:

 :vaderno:




It has been done.

Squirrel, the activation email that was sent had the link "http://bonr.shwiggie.com/index.php?action=activate" embedded, in other words the rest of the URL (";u=2**;code=2*******a") was there but was not a part of the link. That might just be because of my shitty email service though.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 26, 2008, 06:57:53 PM
Ahhh! I have lost post editing priveledge as well! I have been neutered much as IDE has!  :keelover:

Does this mean his name is in red now too?  If so, that's crap! The unique red name was the only good thing about the loss of editing.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 27, 2008, 11:19:50 AM
I don't know what you mean by having my name in red. On my browser my name's still black.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 27, 2008, 04:04:32 PM
good.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 27, 2008, 09:41:27 PM
Squirrel, the activation email that was sent had the link "http://bonr.shwiggie.com/index.php?action=activate" embedded, in other words the rest of the URL (";u=2**;code=2*******a") was there but was not a part of the link. That might just be because of my shitty email service though.

It has to do with your email settings...it tried to render the link in HTML but didn't know how to handle the PHP stuff.  You must have cut and pasted the text link to activate the account, which is good, as even bots know how to activate their accounts :P
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2008, 09:51:06 PM
good.

You're in your own separate groups.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 28, 2008, 11:27:06 PM
IDE's peculiar like that.  I put him in a separate group on BONR simply because he wanted his name in purple.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: The D on Sep 29, 2008, 03:26:43 PM
Actually, from here IDE's name is black too. I know not what he means about having his name in red.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2008, 05:39:15 PM
I thought I had made him brown for poop.  But if he wants purple here, too, I could do that.  I don't think I have purple people here.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Sep 29, 2008, 10:45:48 PM
I actually didn't request purple.  Someone else didn't want it so I took their shame and started a new trend.  And you may very well have made my name brown but I'm color blind so it looks red to me.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2008, 07:50:29 AM
I thought I had made him brown for poop.  But if he wants purple here, too, I could do that.  I don't think I have purple people here.
What!! Nuri I want my nickname to be colored too, yes??? Not brown though. Nor maroon.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2008, 11:04:47 AM
I actually didn't request purple.  Someone else didn't want it so I took their shame and started a new trend.  And you may very well have made my name brown but I'm color blind so it looks red to me.

I think it may also depend on how the comp shows color.  I made this PowerPoint thing orange once and it looked tan on someone else's comp.

I thought I had made him brown for poop.  But if he wants purple here, too, I could do that.  I don't think I have purple people here.
What!! Nuri I want my nickname to be colored too, yes??? Not brown though. Nor maroon.

I tried making you purple.  Since you're not online right now, I don't know if it worked or not though.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2008, 01:53:32 PM
I'm online now! But I don't see my name purple :(
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 01, 2008, 01:40:03 PM
Shouldn't mine be drunken Irish green? :bernie:
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 01, 2008, 11:00:55 PM
Look in the "Users Online" section to see.  It doesn't show up everywhere your name does, unfortunately.

I actually didn't request purple.  Someone else didn't want it so I took their shame and started a new trend.  And you may very well have made my name brown but I'm color blind so it looks red to me.

Really?  My bad.  What color did you want? 

BTW, did you know that "crap" works as a color code in HTML?  As you should expect, it's a shade of brown.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2008, 12:57:23 AM
hmmm...gold

thanks
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Derrick on Oct 02, 2008, 08:31:50 AM
I never see it.
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 02, 2008, 01:26:24 PM
yay purple! Although I would prefer fucsia or turqoise. Jk
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2008, 03:31:47 PM
Nuri can you tell me if my IP has changed since my last post? 
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 02, 2008, 09:01:43 PM
uuujh someone us going to get a visit from the FBI pretty soon
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2008, 10:23:55 PM
lol wut
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
Nuri can you tell me if my IP has changed since my last post? 

Yes.

And I can do different colors for you, Bernie and Faye.  I'll work on it later this weekend though.  :)
Title: Re: IDE! I have found your new weapon!
Post by: IDE on Oct 04, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
Then I can continue to leave DOTA games and piss off 14 yr olds indefinitely!