The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Sam on Sep 12, 2008, 01:31:56 PM
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Issue 1: A friend of mine just got back from playing minor league ball in Amarillo for the summer and related to me an interesting story. When asked by a girl, a college graduate at that, where he was from, he replied, "Wisconsin." To which she replied, in all honesty, "Where's that?" When he explained that it was a state she asked where. Then she seemed unable to understand that it was to the north of Texas, apparently believing that Texas takes up the entire middle of the country.
Now my dad, who used to do a lot of business travelling down there and to Mexico, once brought back a postcard featuring an image titled "A Texans view of the United States" in which Texas did indeed take up the entire middle of the country with the other states pushed over to the sides or combined into vague identities like "Bunch of little states". I had no idea it was so true.
Issue 2: Why the hell is the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce sending me email trying to get me to move there?
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Because too many Mexicans like Nuri and Merla are clogging the state's white-tit-tude. Ike is sending back all the darkies to New Orleans.
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Issue 2: Why the hell is the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce sending me email trying to get me to move there?
Cause they are short of white males to take advantage of the illegals?
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Texas also has a provision in its 1845 U.S. annexation that would have allowed it to break up into 5 separate states if it weren't for the U.S. Constitutional forbidding it.
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I'm fucking sick of these mexicans filling out Universal Studio promotion forms in Laredo. They have the money to pay the registration fee but they have no intention of doing anything with that money except sending it back to mexico. I can't wait till we have robots that do menail labor. I'd say mexico would be fucked at that point but they'll probably be poised to take over the united states by then. But they'll be in for surprise! Those robots aren't just good for menial labor paco! Prepare to face the mechanized wrath of your dwindling population white overlords! Hopefully we'll also have evolved pointy ears and glowing eyes by then too.
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That picture is terrifying.
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Some kid came out on the Tyra Banks show a while back and in the course of conversation with other kids, he was all "there's nothing but white people in Texas". Dumbshit. I assume there's so much stupid here because it's such a large state.
Because too many Mexicans like Nuri and Merla are clogging the state's white-tit-tude.
Dude. What the heck does that even mean?
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YA'LL NEED TO GO BACK TO HISPANESEISTAN!
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Hey, we were here first!
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That's what the Native Americans said!
YEAH! HIGH FIVE!!!!!
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HELL YEAH, CRACKA! No seriously, all you Mexicans should leave. We have civilization. CIVIL-IZ-A-TION. It's something white people invented. :D
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Go back to Europia!
Seriously though, stop calling me a Mexican. I'm not an immigrant. It's fucking annoying, like that fucking WASP woman talking on her phone in the SAMA about San Antonio and its "local flavor". Fucking racist bitch.
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Maybe she was talking about the Tex Mex? Eh...Maybe?
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I love TexMex food. And Latinas. Mmmm, do hispanic women do the same thing some Japanese women do with sushi?
...where would they keep the salsa?
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Maybe she was talking about the Tex Mex? Eh...Maybe?
No, I heard most of it and she was talking about people.
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Maybe there is something local flavor there? I know that most people don't speak english in public here and the streets have been renamed to general Maximo gonzales blvd, etc. There is certainly some sort of flavor going on here...the flavor of poop.
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I thought that the south of the US= Mexico. No?
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You mean is Mexico right beneath the US? Yes. Unless that was a joke that the actual southern United States IS Mexico. Mostly from areas closer to the border.
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Yeah they should rename El Paso too.........ummmmmmmm......El Paso?
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You mean is Mexico right beneath the US? Yes. Unless that was a joke that the actual southern United States IS Mexico. Mostly from areas closer to the border.
Mexico with welfare and proper infrastructure, maybe.
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Meh, a duck is a duck is a duck.