The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ekerou etaou on Aug 02, 2004, 05:01:52 PM
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you gotta love it when marching band starts and you're forced to march on the burning hot asphalt of the parking lot becuase the football field 'can't be disturbed' until games. it's almost as if not using the football field will make our team suck less. oh wait...
it's even better when we get hassled by our director when we're all dead tired from the heat and the whole 'marching from 9-5' thing because we're not enthusiastic enough! just shove it up your ass, ed.
yeah, we're like last in our division. that's division 4, which is the last division you can be in. all in all, we're sort-of fantastic.
i just love football season
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I miss band camp. I was in color guard, we did 3x the work that the band did.
We were only allowed to use the field on a few select days. They were afraid that we'd tear it up, but the football left divots so big, I was afraid of stepping in them.
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I prefered concert band... Marching sucks because Souzaphone + tight wool uniforms + hot ass sun = bad times.
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+ flutes
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+ the goddamned director
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My Band director seriously hated me... he really did.
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mine does. i uh...added motions (pelvic thrusting) to one of the shows...yeah, he didn't like that too much.
can't imagine why.
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What instrument do you play? I used to play clarinet in concert band.
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i play clarinet in concert band and orchestra...and alto sax in the jazz and marching bands. a 'band nerd' by anyone's standards. but i'm proud of my convictions.
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My highschool's band owned. Our tropy cases were chock full of actual trophies and blue ribbons ^_^
The sport's case (note, case) lacked trophies from the past 20 years, and the only notes of merit were from the girls basketball team, which placed 2nd 3 years in a row.
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yeah, our only claim to fame sports-wise is our girls soccer team. division 2 state champions 3 years out of the past 5.
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I miss band camp. I was in color guard, we did 3x the work that the band did.
*Insert band camp joke here*
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She did what to the what now?
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Dammit, where's the picture I took of myself flipping off the camera?
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In the closet with the book of clichés.
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That's where I thought I put it. It's always in the last place you look.
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Join a bagpipe band. At least you can go commando & get a good healthy breeze 'round your privates.
*10 points to whoever recognizes where I stole that from*
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If I don't, is it minus 10?
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Nope. It's a line people would probably WANT to forget.
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Is it from Monty Python?
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Close - right country! But not TV, though the line may be in the upcoming movie.
Hint: it's a paraphrased quote. Commando wasn't mentioned per say.
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But the TV's all I know from that country!
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Join a bagpipe band. At least you can go commando & get a good healthy breeze 'round your privates.
*10 points to whoever recognizes where I stole that from*
WHERE'S WALLACE!?
*patton oswald smiles*
I want my points now.
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Where's Wallace??
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Jesus Christ, Chelsie is cute. :o
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No, I think Chelsie is rather ugly.
Chelsey on the other... hot damn!
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Chelsie's not ugly. She's just... homely.
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You have to look PASSED the hair-lip.
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Or maybe PAST it. Past.
...past
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Past
past ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pst)
adj.
No longer current; gone by; over: His youth is past.
Passed
pass ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ps)
v. passed, pass·ing, pass·es
v. intr.
To move on or ahead; proceed.
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Correct. "passed" is fucking VERB. <_<
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You got served!
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"passed" is always a verb. The verb in your sentence is 'look'. And "past" is always used for distance.
I'm surprised Megs didn't bother getting you for "harelip" as well.
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But ... he got served ... =(
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*sigh* <_<
...I got served.
And oh, what a great joke it was on me.
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Now, Mega! Bust out the "Achey Breaky Heart" and show Max who's the boss!
And Chelsie can't help her imperfections, she just can't afford to get a full body wax every month.
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You can tell the world you never was my girl,
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone,
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been,
And laugh and joke about me on the phone.
You can tell my arms go back to the farm,
You can tell my feet to hit the floor,
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips,
They won't be reaching out for you no more.
But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.
You can tell your Ma I moved to Arkansas,
You can tell your dog to bite my leg,
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip,
He never really liked me anyway.
Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please,
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.,
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind,
It might be walking out on me today.
But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE OTHER WORDS TO THAT SONG!!
How about that... it's so strange. I was wondering what song those lyrics were to until I got to the chorus.
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*splooges in Billy Ray Cyrus's mullet*
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Inverse dreamy.
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*splooges in Billy Ray Cyrus's mullet*
:lol: Take that, Doc!
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Billy Ray Cyrus was on Degrassi last night!! He drove four of the kids in a shitty limo to their prom. Well, he only made it to the restaurant, he got arrested for unpaid parking tickets.
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Billy Ray Cyrus was on Degrassi last night!! He drove four of the kids in a shitty limo to their prom. Well, he only made it to the restaurant, he got arrested for unpaid parking tickets.
Degrassi?
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Horrible, horrible show. Like a soap opera for younguns.
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Never heard of it. o.o what channel?
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Noggin, I think.
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There was nothing else on, I swear!
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Horrible, horrible show. Like a soap opera for younguns.
kinda like saved by the bell??
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...don't you dis Kelly.
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No, Saved by the Bell was a comedy, and it was good.
Degrassi is, bad teenage actors getting into stereotypical teenage problems.
Though I liked the one where the blonde girl went to meet her internet boyfriend at a hotel, but it turned out to be some middle aged guy looking to rape her... and video tape it!
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God, that's hot.
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It would have been funny if Dustin Diamond was playing the pedophile.
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No, Saved by the Bell was a comedy, and it was good.
Degrassi is, bad teenage actors getting into stereotypical teenage problems.
Though I liked the one where the blonde girl went to meet her internet boyfriend at a hotel, but it turned out to be some middle aged guy looking to rape her... and video tape it!
That sounds like comedy material to me.
I remember years ago Degrassi came out on PBS. Degrassi Jr. High anyway. I don't know how many incarnations of that show there are.
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Though I liked the one where the blonde girl went to meet her internet boyfriend at a hotel, but it turned out to be some middle aged guy looking to rape her... and video tape it!
That's probably the only way I'll ever get any, with my recient track record with women. <_<
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..................
EW.
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Maybe if you weren't a stick figure with a big spoon things would be different.
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yea, my big 'spoon' does get in the way often.
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REPEAT PREVIOUS POST
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:lol: !!