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Title: Fuck, how depressing.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2008, 11:12:10 AM
Was taking a summer class.
My average: 79.28571429.
My grade: C

Missed a B by a hair.  Fuckity fuck fuck.   :goddammit:
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 14, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
sorry, beck. i hate when they're bitches and rounding is not an option.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2008, 11:41:24 AM
She rounded everything above .5, so I actually missed a B by something like .22.  I'm gonna see if she'll let me look over my final.  One mistake on her part would get me a B.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 14, 2008, 12:26:28 PM
ah, i see.  well, fingers crossed for your professor to have fucked something up.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 14, 2008, 12:36:16 PM
No extra credit in summer school?  My dyke algebra teacher gave us extra credit for attending her slow-pitch softball games.  It was the only way I passed. :laugh:
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2008, 02:55:23 PM
No extra credit that I know of.  :(
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 14, 2008, 03:22:14 PM
Kill her cat, and ransom off the head.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2008, 03:39:58 PM
I read that "kill her and ransom off the head".  :lmao:
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 14, 2008, 08:32:12 PM
Eh, whatever you think will work.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 15, 2008, 01:53:28 AM
Better a human than a cat.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 15, 2008, 09:47:16 AM
Hmmmmmm. Tricky proposition.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 15, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
After you kill her the cat can change it to a "B". Some spinster will take a picture and add the caption "Im in ur files Changin ur gradez" and we'll all laugh and laugh.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 15, 2008, 12:47:27 PM
What's up with this spinster shit?  I have eight cats at present and, if you count up all legal spouses, over 15 years of marriage under my belt; more if you count the common law years.  :mad:
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2008, 12:33:23 AM
After you kill her the cat can change it to a "B". Some spinster will take a picture and add the caption "Im in ur files Changin ur gradez" and we'll all laugh and laugh.

:lmao:

Meh, I checked over the test and she made no mistakes.  Even worse, I had originally gotten two of them right, but then decided they were wrong and changed them.  (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/brickslam.gif)
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Post by: Sam on Aug 18, 2008, 12:28:41 PM
I don't think you should count yourself above threats and/or blackmail yet.  Work for that B.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2008, 12:41:39 PM
Get some other disgruntled students together and re-enact Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 18, 2008, 01:14:39 PM
After you kill her the cat can change it to a "B". Some spinster will take a picture and add the caption "Im in ur files Changin ur gradez" and we'll all laugh and laugh.

:lmao:

Meh, I checked over the test and she made no mistakes.  Even worse, I had originally gotten two of them right, but then decided they were wrong and changed them.  (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/emoticons/A-D/brickslam.gif)

Kary does that all the time.
Title: Re: Fuck, how depressing.
Post by: IDE on Aug 18, 2008, 01:40:45 PM
What's up with this spinster shit?

It's an awesome word that's what's up with it!

Spinster.

Say it with me...Spinster!...Spinster!  A Kung-Fu granny that summons cat spirits to do air juggling combo attacks.  Her main weapon is dual wielded giant sewing needles!  Down, Diagonal Down, Forward, Punch launches them at your opponent. Forward, Down, Diagonal Down, Forward, Punch summons a long white cat spirit that uppercuts you from a portal beneath your opponents feet.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2008, 01:49:50 PM
Well, that works.  I really should learn to knit, considering how cute cats look with balls of yarn and such, but laser pointers don't gather dust. 
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 18, 2008, 06:08:40 PM
You should start stocking up on over-sized t-shirts with cats wearing flowery hats on them.  Oh, and stretch pants.
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 19, 2008, 08:51:19 AM
trade in your car for a nice big buick.
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Post by: Sam on Aug 19, 2008, 09:54:01 AM
I could teach you how to knit.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 19, 2008, 11:48:34 AM
I got an A for my independant study over the summer. ^^;
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 19, 2008, 01:12:12 PM
My brother said I'd either end up looking like the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons or wearing a polyester stretch leopard skin jumpsuit.  I predicted he'd be in a tatty bathrobe and terrycloth flip-flops sighing because his leather chaps no longer fit and watching cooking shows.  Of course, since neither of us are spinsters any more, we have to do something else.  And having the future planned out was so comforting.... :'(
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2008, 05:16:12 PM
Talking about cats, I have to take care of the two cats of my ex-project manager. i hate when they look at the wall behind me liek there's someone there, it freaks me out.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 19, 2008, 08:27:16 PM
That would be funny if they were just fucking with you on purpose.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2008, 10:05:21 AM
little bitches, they better don't!
they started doing that when I was watching Shutter. Worst timing ever imo
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Post by: IDE on Sep 22, 2008, 12:45:04 AM
None of my cats were ever aloof.  I raised them all from kittens and was their lord of thundera.  I could call them over to my side like dogs.  One of them followed me around the neighborhood if he saw I was walking away from the house.  I'd go inside a friend's house and he would stay outside meowing until I came back and took him home.  This blew my cover that I was actually a cat person but since this cat was so dog like it exonerated me in the eyes of the other 5th graders.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2008, 02:12:07 PM
Tokio looks into the TV when it's off and I swear she sees ghosts or something there.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 30, 2008, 10:13:30 AM
god knows. In Lamaism they believe that the  souls of the cats are those of deceased monks that chose not to be reborned as a person.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 30, 2008, 10:25:32 AM
Considering the smug looks we get from our cats when we're stumbling out the door to work and they're getting ready for a long day of lounging, can't say I blame the monks. :P
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2008, 10:54:57 AM
god knows. In Lamaism they believe that the  souls of the cats are those of deceased monks that chose not to be reborned as a person.

Then that was one bitchy monk.