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Title: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: The D on Jun 30, 2008, 07:52:40 PM
Straight from the Blogsphere.... (http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/25/31_25_death_of_a_legend.html)

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Ayveq, the walrus whose bizarre, though oddly compelling, masturbation rituals made him an international sensation at the New York Aquarium, has died. He was 14.

Though well-liked long before he discovered the habit that would make him a star, Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction.

And of course, video of his exploits.

Footjob (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEtLBWv1sk)
Oral  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VD_uOomFtI)

 :joe:
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 04, 2008, 07:19:52 PM
Why the fuck would you link to videos of a walrus masturbating? You are sick, Douglas, sick! this is not 4chan, wtf
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: IDE on Jul 04, 2008, 07:23:02 PM
So young...so much fapping left to do. ;_;
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2008, 12:43:55 AM
So it won't only make you go blind....
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Derrick on Jul 05, 2008, 10:09:25 AM
...

Faye said it for me.

Ew.
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Max Con on Jul 05, 2008, 03:15:21 PM
I'd figure shitting dicknipples would be more up 4chan's alley.
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: B E C K on Jul 09, 2008, 07:18:06 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 04, 2008, 07:19:52 PM
Why the fuck would you link to videos of a walrus masturbating? You are sick, Douglas, sick! this is not 4chan, wtf

My guess is that he wanted to do the walrus.
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Derrick on Jul 10, 2008, 09:28:02 AM
Was the walrus his cousin? XD
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Rama on Jul 11, 2008, 01:42:56 PM
No....but he was underage.
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Derrick on Jul 12, 2008, 09:42:45 AM
HOT!
Title: Re: Masturbating walrus dies
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2008, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: Rama on Jul 11, 2008, 01:42:56 PM
No....but he was underage.
HAHAAH ZINNG