The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ChelseySuzie on May 18, 2008, 01:30:26 PM
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Or is it just IDE and Tom? Goddamn, way to set your state on fire. :rawr:
Get fired up!
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That's what I get for wearing a gold-lame thong.
TURN IT UP! RIGHT IN THUR!
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No, it's just you.
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*shakes dat booty*
Lowlowlowwwwwwowowowowooooowow.
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Take it off!
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We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn. Burn mother fucker, burn.
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So 90s...
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Sadly....so am I.
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I have no idea what this topic is about.
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I'm pretty sure it's about Chelsey's boobs now.
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If I ask her, will she say it's about your boobs?
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I just wanted to blame IDE and Tom for all the widespread fires. I was sure they had some part in it.
Also, it's really about Rama's boobs.
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I'm lost :-(
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Also, it's really about Rama's boobs.
They are really nice arn't they?
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I wouldn't know.
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*Flashes E. *
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RAMA GONE WILD!
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*channels Jerry Springer audience* Sit down, whore! Sit down, whore! Sit down, whore!
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You don't know me! You don't know me!
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Shut-up! Shut-up! Shut-up!
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You wanna make me! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! :: Rushes random auidence member. ::
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Whatevah! I do what I want! You just jealous of mah hot body!
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I think Rama and Chelsey are going to have to compete in a wet t-shirt contest
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Nuri and Merla should get in on this.
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i think i'm the one with the smallest boobs in here :-(
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This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.
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Mine are large and firm.
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Mine are existent. >D
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This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.
I saw that one! The woman had been on Maury like 9 times and tested about 15 different guys. WTF?? There is like one day a month a woman can get pregnant, how many people a day is she sexing?
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I saw one, like 6 years ago, of this girl, 14, she brought 12 different guys! and then everytime the guy wouldn't be the father , she would run out of the room crying, poor poor poor slut. i almost feel sorry for her. ha.
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This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.
You've crossed into Maury Povich territory now. Jerry cares less about DNA tests and more about how much his guests will grapple on stage.
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We're getting away from the wet t-shirt contest now. There's a stack of white shirts over there in the corner. Find one that fits you, then grab the next size down.
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NO.
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But I already have the buckets of water ready.
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But... the video rights?
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HA HA! Denied!
This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.
You've crossed into Maury Povich territory now. Jerry cares less about DNA tests and more about how much his guests will grapple on stage.
I know..but I always love those episodes.
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My favorites are the Out of Control Teens.
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I miss when Jenny Jones would send them to Boot Camp. Hell I miss Jenny Jones period.
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Yep, those were the days. "Hot Twins" episodes and getting the occasional guests killed. I used to watch Ricki Lake, too.
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Can't say I ever had the pleasure of Ricki Lake.
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Oh well, you'll always have the old Hairspray.
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That's true.
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Maury Povich yesterday was "DNA Drama!" I wonder how they come up with new titles everyday for what amounts to the same show.
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Maybe someone came up with a program that takes key words and arranges them into titles.
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I saw a clip of a Jerry Spring show where the girl was screaming at some guy about how he wouldn't take a DNA test and prove his sobriety. The guy goes, "A DNA test? Do you even know what that means?" and the girl goes, "Yea! Drugs N Alcohol test!" Classic!
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I love the one where they DNA tested identical Twin brothers to see who the dad was....and the woman was like shocked they had the same exact DNA.
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If I could be Kalabos in the titans remake I could die happy.
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Maury Povich yesterday was "DNA Drama!" I wonder how they come up with new titles everyday for what amounts to the same show.
Hmmm Maury Povich.... :hump:
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :lol:
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So you wanna be his Connie Chung, huh Faye?
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She wants to Connie his Chung.
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HA HA! Zing!
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Back on the original topic, last week was boiling hot. 90s and humid. Almost suffered heat stroke. And then we had mild storms come through on Friday and Saturday night. I was delivering pizza through those storms, and watching lightning strike all around me.
Sunday I was doing maintence on my car when I heard about a Tornado warning in the county north of mine (cloud rotation but no funnel), and then had to scurry for cover as the storm hit us. The winds were so strong the trees were almost bending completely over. We missed the worst of it but some places had hail, damaged houses, downed trees and poles.
How's your weather?
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Finally stopped raining. We had T-storm every night for almost 2 weeks here. Thanks for all that hot humid air Texas!
*Flips Texas the bird*
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Hot, humid, windy, and stormy. It got to 95 today and the wind's been bending trees. We made kielbasa and cr0n on the grill today and it almost got blown over a couple times. :D
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So you wanna be his Connie Chung, huh Faye?
fuck that shit. I don't know why white guys are so into asians, IMO latin girls are hotter. Anyways, I would do him in a second, as long as 1) he's circumsized, and 2) i don't have to look at his wrinkly butt.
Weather here is just peerrrfect, getting ready to go out for a little tanning session at Rittenhouse Square (our version of the Central Park, x400 smaller)
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:raiseeyebrow:
(Yeah, I think that just about sums it up)
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After this weekend in Tennessee, the weather is perfect in Iowa. I can wear jeans!
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....made out of cr0n.
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Everything in Iowa is made out of cr0n, didn't you know that? It's a renewable resource.
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Isn't Iowa flooded?
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That's what I thought. Turns out they made a giant dam out of cr0n and kept the water out.
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No, we have too many levees and they all broke. But yea, half of Iowa is pretty much underwater and smells bad. It sucks because I have a lot of friends who were in the flood areas but I think they're all okay.
Another sucky thing: Apparently, everyone in Iowa thought that flood insurance was a waste of money even though they live along a river. I'm just surprised that my town didn't get flooded when Mississippi is RIGHT THERE!
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People are idiots. They never take geography and geology into account when buying a home. Sure hardwood floors are nice, but what is it built on? They deserve it.
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I think anyone that builds a home in a floodplain, or at the base of a Volcano gives up all rights to bitch when it gets destroyed.
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The flood people should totally build their houses on stilts like Amazonian villages. That would rule. And everybody just gets in their boat and paddles to work when it floods and STFU.
The volcano people though... That's tricky. The view is great. I can see how someone would be hesitant to give what's more or less an island paradise discounting those few hellish days every so often that the wrath of god goops molten earth on them. They should have escape plans and keep few possessions. And a camcorder so we can watch their homes burn down on "Inside Edition".
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The view is why you want to vist, but not live there.
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It's hard to find a good place to live in the US with floods, tornados, hurricanes, fires, earthquakes, children, volcanoes, heat waves, and crazy rednecks ruining everything.
I agree with Nuri with the Amazonian houses. The houses in Iowa that are like 5 feet from the river are built on platforms and such. Duh, it makes perfect sense. Though I think we should go Jetsons and just build our houses into the stratosphere.
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Less environment!
Moar chelsey boobs!
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Jane...Stop this crazy thing!!!!
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The flood people should totally build their houses on stilts like Amazonian villages. That would rule. And everybody just gets in their boat and paddles to work when it floods and STFU.
The volcano people though... That's tricky. The view is great. I can see how someone would be hesitant to give what's more or less an island paradise discounting those few hellish days every so often that the wrath of god goops molten earth on them. They should have escape plans and keep few possessions. And a camcorder so we can watch their homes burn down on "Inside Edition".
THose amazonian villages are AWESOME.
If they are in a volcano area, then they could just pile looooots of stones together and build their homes on top of them. Also work for when they are infested with graboids
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It won't matter how many stones you pile up...if a river of lava is going by your house it's going to catch fire just from the radiant heat.
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Isn't the mighty Cadbury Creme of the Earth™ enough to melt the rocks? Unless she's talking miles of Stonehenge type rocks or something.
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I expected Chelsey's house to be floating down the river considering her state's a giant lake now. She seems to have lucked out on that one. Stick to the high ground so you can avoid floods and pretend everyone living below you are your loyal vassals.
The weather went from uber-hot to 60 degrees. Last night I delivered in a rather agressive storm for a little while. The rain was coming down very hard, streets were flooding or turning into rivers with a few inches of water, and pea-sized hail came down for several minutes.
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Isn't the mighty Cadbury Creme of the Earth™ enough to melt the rocks? Unless she's talking miles of Stonehenge type rocks or something.
Yeah...I think it would depend on how dense the rock was, but since Lava is just melted rock it's self a lot of stone would melt under it's heat.
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Send that water this way. It's so hot and dry that fireworks with fins/wings, missiles, and bottle rockets will be illegal this fourth of July.
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Sadly...it wouldn't matter if it was dry or wet in Iowa they won't let them have Fireworks.
I always found it odd that they didn't trust them with Fireworks, but there are no helmet laws.
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Ha, that's right, your state's one of those firework-happy ones. Well, at least those Iowans don't have to worry about a bottle rocket skewering them in the ear.
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Fireworks and Porn...it's like the backbone of economy. Oh and novelty Hillbilly postcards. Hee Hee....he's making Moonshine in the outhouse.
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I was gonna ask why you need postcards when a Polaroid would do but then I remembered they're not in the business no mores.
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Same reason there seems to be cowboy boots and ten gallon hats are on everything from Texas I guess. I mean we all know you wear them daily. No need to remind us.
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And I ride my horse to school.
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Do they let you keep your six shooter or do you have to leave it at the door?
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Sadly...it wouldn't matter if it was dry or wet in Iowa they won't let them have Fireworks.
I always found it odd that they didn't trust them with Fireworks, but there are no helmet laws.
We can have fireworks - bottle rockets, black cats and SNAKES!
But that's okay because for me, Wisconsin is a hop, skip and a jump away and there's a small business just inside of WI that sells AWESOME fireworks. The man makes so much money, he can pay off the police.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what the situation is like on the Minnesota border, but visitors from Iowa and Illinois are greeted with a plethora of fireworks stores just as they cross over.
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The situation I saw on the Minnesota border were Iowa cops waiting to catch people speeding as they crossed the state line since the speed limit is 10 miles slower in Iowa then it is in Minnesota. Or that was how it was back in the 90s. I haven’t been since then.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what the situation is like on the Minnesota border, but visitors from Iowa and Illinois are greeted with a plethora of fireworks stores just as they cross over.
Same thing here. Everything that launches in the sky is illegal in Michigan, but every major highway going out of the state has 1, 2, even 3 or 4 fireworks shops on the other side of the border.
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I think my town is a grace area since it's so close to WI and IL, so nobody really cares. "Oh, you got big fireworks? You be careful with those. Point them away from your face."
It's also illegal to go to Illinois (also very close to my town) and buy cigarettes to "smuggle" them back to Iowa because they're like a dollar cheaper in Illinois. I think the fine is something to the tune of $40 a pack you get caught with.
Thank God I don't smoke cigarettes, but I'm sick of hearing people bitch about smoking bans like it's discrimination. If you don't get a job because you're black, that's discrimination. Making somebody stand outside to smoke a cigarette is NOT. You choose to smoke so either quit or deal with it. Why don't you try marching to the capital? Oh wait, you'll probably run out of breath.
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Hey! How do you know those guys don't chose to be black? Hmmmmmm?
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That whole "not smoking in bars" seems like a crock of shit. Granted I don't go to bars, but it seems unreasonable people can't go kill their lungs AND their liver at the same time.
I miss diners with smoking and non-smoking sections. But that's more for the nostalgia it represented.
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Our smoking ban is just for places that allow people under 18. I'd complain about not being able to smoke in a steakhouse or whatever, but it sucks trying to eat in a smoky haze anyway.
We aren't supposed to have things that explode/launch into the air in Wichita, but there are a ton of firework tents just outside of town where you can buy all the city-illegal shit. Cops patrolling residential neighborhoods don't even have to buy them, they just confiscate the shit from stupid kids blowing shit up in the front yard.
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It's also illegal to go to Illinois (also very close to my town) and buy cigarettes to "smuggle" them back to Iowa because they're like a dollar cheaper in Illinois. I think the fine is something to the tune of $40 a pack you get caught with.
what kind of bullshit is this? They're trying to tell me what I can and can't drive over a state line with? Gas is $5 a gallon? I almost want this country gone, it's just like Ishtar in Dragonlance pre cataclysm! It's time for the gods to smite this country and plunge the world into endless war and zombie infestation!
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Goddamn you're a geek.
Shit, I knew exactly what you were talking about. I guess I'm right there with you.
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Indeed.
I just got back from the pool where 3 20 something french chicks with perfect bodies were tanning topless.
I had to move my chair to get a better view but then I commenced to pretend to read my book all the while peeking over the cover to catch glimpses of their beautiful perky breasts. It was like an episode out of GTO.
I wonder if theres as much eurotrash in cali as there is here? It's not like I'd stay in florida because of this but I do understand why my dad owns a pair of binoculars.
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I would be surprised if there wasn't.
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That whole "not smoking in bars" seems like a crock of shit. Granted I don't go to bars, but it seems unreasonable people can't go kill their lungs AND their liver at the same time.
I miss diners with smoking and non-smoking sections. But that's more for the nostalgia it represented.
I'm not really for or against it, seeing as almost all of my friends smoke. I understand not smoking in restaurants because I hate getting smoke in my face while I'm trying to eat, but drunk people always want to smoke cigarettes. On the plus side, I like going to bars and not reeking like cigarettes (some here have already become non-smoking to ease the transition).
Funny thing: You apparently have to be 15 feet away from a restaurant/bar to smoke and 15 away from the front of my restaurant is in the middle of the street. But there's a little street and parking lot out back so that ruins my fun.
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Fuck the no-smoking rule. It's bullshit. I don't care about not smoking in restaurants though, since I hate the cig smell when I'm eating but bars? come oooooon. its a fucking BAR, for christ's sake.
Luckily for all the smokers here in PA, there's some weird law that says that if the bar does not serve any kind of food at ALL, you can smoke. Which means that the couple of bars (I know of) here in Center City in which you can smoke are always packed and you can hardly see yourself when you get in. It's kinda nasty actually, but you gotta do what you gotta do!
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Well, with a separate smoking and non-smoking section, it really isn't a problem. I went to a diner that pulled this off fairly well with a see-through partition. I think it's silly that instead of doing something like that, you toss the smokers outside completely. Especially outside a freakin' bar.