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Title: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on May 13, 2008, 11:39:35 PM
Seriously, I thought it was bad before but I just caught the end tonight and final three all stink.  Stink in the pooping sort of way: Weird, goofy kid that can barely sing; generic, black girl; and freak with Ryan Seacrest hair and dirt-looking facial hair that couldn't sing at all.  And Simon didn't even rip into that last guy.  At least that walking gelatinous blob Ruben Studdard and Gay-ken could both effin' sing.  What the fuck.  Boo.  And here I thought Survivor had the prize for running on pure fumes.   :poo:
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on May 14, 2008, 12:50:27 AM
American Idol is so done.  I would be surprised if they came back for another season.  None of their winners have had any sort of successive musical career (aside from Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood) because the music that is written for them SUUUCCKS!



I'll confess to owning a Clay Aiken CD and Clarkson's sophomore album.  Damn you, contagious Top 40 music.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: IDE on May 14, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
This show has always sucked.  I only like the try outs.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 14, 2008, 08:38:54 PM
I've only seen one episode, and that was one of the first ones of this season, but only cause it took place in Philly and some gay friend of mine obligated me to watch the damn thing with him
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2008, 09:15:42 AM
Generic black girl may be the one that goes to FIU.

They want us to spend our money to vote for her. HA!
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: IDE on May 15, 2008, 12:53:38 PM
Yeah she is the one.  I'm not doing anything for that bitch.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2008, 04:51:56 PM
She can eat my tepid asshole, honestly. Fuck American Idol.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on May 24, 2008, 08:49:14 PM
American Idol is so done.  I would be surprised if they came back for another season.

The sad thing is that it still slays in the ratings.  So it'll continue to return again and again.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 27, 2008, 09:13:30 PM
Ah I miss having Vh1, their reality shows were sooo much better. I'm sad Flavor Flav is not going to do another show :-(
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Derrick on May 29, 2008, 07:00:21 AM
What is his appeal?
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on May 29, 2008, 04:52:47 PM
FLAVA FLAAAAV!!
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 29, 2008, 06:46:18 PM
What is his appeal?

All the hoes that fight for him and what they do in those fights! poor guy is so fugly, he still doesn't understand that what these bitches want is his money! at least Brett Michaels is A LITTLE hot
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on May 29, 2008, 08:51:11 PM
VH1 is crappy.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Rama on May 29, 2008, 09:11:44 PM
I've never seen any one sad that they CAN'T watch VH1.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Derrick on May 30, 2008, 07:07:37 AM
I only watch the soup on E. Joel McHale is a fellow historian, after all.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 30, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
I've never seen any one sad that they CAN'T watch VH1.

I looove vh1, it is soo funny. And those programs they have like "the 70s" or "scariest movies of all times" etc etc, i loove those shows
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 02, 2008, 09:30:15 AM
...................











So it was Faye who ruined VH1.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Rama on Jun 02, 2008, 05:18:02 PM
They should just rename VH1 the "I love the top one hundred greatest" network. 
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 03, 2008, 10:11:55 PM
Those lists are so retarded.  "We Built This City" is not the worst song of all time.  Fuck them and fuck Blender.  Catchy infectiousness and Grace Slick's vox?  You can argue one way or another on if it's bad but there's no way in hell it's the worst.

I love music videos to death.  My hate of MTV and VH1 is infinite.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Rama on Jun 03, 2008, 10:35:48 PM
And how is "Livin' On the Prayer." the best song of the 80s? I'm not even sure it's the best Bon Jovi song, let along the entire decade.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 07, 2008, 07:18:01 AM
...................

If you have to blame someone, I know exactly who is responsible.  The creators of the Surreal Life. Everything changed after that program came out









So it was Faye who ruined VH1.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2008, 12:39:29 AM
You put words in my mouth!   :o
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2008, 12:47:23 AM
Better then what IDE would have tried to put there.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: The D on Jun 11, 2008, 06:12:45 PM
Those lists are so retarded.  "We Built This City" is not the worst song of all time.  Fuck them and fuck Blender.  Catchy infectiousness and Grace Slick's vox?  You can argue one way or another on if it's bad but there's no way in hell it's the worst.

I love music videos to death.  My hate of MTV and VH1 is infinite.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2004-04-18-worst-songs_x.htm

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da? What the fuck? How can ANY Beetles song be the worst song ever? There's plenty of shitty songs on any CD that never made it to any charts and were never made into singles that are worse than any Beetles song.



Edit: If they were talking about the music video of "We built this city" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs), I'd probably agree about it being the worst.
Title: Re: American Idol is really, really bad.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 14, 2008, 01:07:37 PM
You put words in my mouth!   :o
ah crap how did that happen, me so lost