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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 22, 2004, 03:00:56 AM

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 22, 2004, 03:00:56 AM: http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/...aura/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/20/theresa.apologizes.laura/index.html)

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"I think it's very nice that she apologized, but in some ways the apology almost made the comment worse because she seems to have forgotten that being a mother is a real job," Hughes told CNN. "I think it's just unfortunate to try to disparage women who have made the choice of making their families a priority."
I think it's unfortunate that some idiot sow has to disparage women who've actually made themselves a priority along with their children by remaining in their line of work despite familial changes or women who can't afford to stay home and who actually go out and earn the bread for the house. I'm sure Heinz Kerry's family is as much of priority to her as Bush Twat's. I'm sure women supporting family members other than scum-sucking booger-flicking brats have made their family a priority, whether they work or not. And making your family a priority shouldn't be a "choice".
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 22, 2004, 08:44:51 AM: If I had a quarter for every time I've heard women at my various offices say, "Oh, I can't wait to get pregnant so I WON'T HAVE TO WORK" or "I want another baby so I can STAY HOME AND NOT WORK".... I have news for Karen - it's broodcows like that who disparage women, not smart, progressive women like Teresa who somehow managed to head numerous philanthropic causes plus a corporation plus speak 5 languages PLUS rear her own kids and manage to be a thoroughly likable stepmom as well. Her kids never got busted twice for underage drinking in public restaurants - how fucking stupid is that??! Sense of entitlement much, Tequila Twins? If Laura was such an expert at The Most Important Job In The World (reg.U.S. pat.pending), her brats would have a little more respect for their father. And if they don't respect him, why the hell should I with a vote? :angry:
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 23, 2004, 02:19:53 AM: I want to slap those twins around. You think doing the Moo thing full time, Laura would've penciled that in somewhere.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 24, 2004, 09:13:57 AM: At least all the Kerry kids aren't running around rampant.

A librarian isn't much of a job, though. Correct me if I'm wrong, but they organize books.

Plus, she hasn't done anything since Bush has been in office.
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Post by: Rumble on Oct 24, 2004, 02:08:55 PM: Quote
A librarian isn't much of a job, though. Correct me if I'm wrong, but they organize books.

Which in this case probably means sorting out which books get burned
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 24, 2004, 02:32:44 PM: Exactly.

Damn uptight soccer moms.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 25, 2004, 09:11:59 AM: The first three posts in this thread are proof that women can be very smart, as long as they never talk about movies.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2004, 02:41:44 AM: Well we can't all watch Lifetime like you.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 08:48:39 AM: Or Oxygen.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 11:13:23 AM: Have you ever watched a movie with your girlfriend?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 12:22:23 PM: Not since 1981.... :mellow:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 01:42:07 PM: Go into much, much greater detail please.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 02:16:25 PM: Hmmm....well, in 1980 after Somewhere in Time came out, we were at a Houston convention called Supercon and a booth had this poster (http://www.somewhereintime.tv/collectibles_poster.htm). We were looking at some stuff when we noticed a crowd starting to form around us because she with her waist-long chestnut hair & very similar features, had been mistaken for Jane Seymour. :lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 02:20:44 PM: Huh.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2004, 11:16:01 PM: It was too much for him, it seems. "Gyaaah, young Jane Seymour SQUIRT!!!!" :lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 11:20:39 PM: " 'SQUIRT!!!' " ?????? :blink:
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 12:27:03 AM: Don't look at me. It was my impression of you. :P
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 12:28:29 AM: That's not the impression that would be given by any one who's actually specifically illicited that particular act from me. <_<
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 01:14:20 AM: I just thought screams of horror would've been a little out of line.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 01:17:30 AM: Well. In the particular situation of having sex with me, yes. Horrified screaming would be innaprapriate.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 02:53:28 AM: But not inappropriate it seems.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 03:37:46 AM: :unsure: ................

*horrifying scream*
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 27, 2004, 08:28:59 AM: Quote
" 'SQUIRT!!!' " ??????

Okay, then - PUDDLE!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 10:20:13 PM: Time to get my galoshes.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 11:05:29 PM: I would jsut throw my coat down for you, buuuuuuuuuttttt........
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 11:07:29 PM: You can't! How many times do I get to do my Morton Salt Girl impression, huh? Come on!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 11:08:59 PM: Uh oh. Pleasant metal image incoming................

Ahhh. :D
:( Aw crap. It's the umbrella, I swear.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 11:10:08 PM: :huh:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 11:14:57 PM: Well, it's a particularly nice umbrella.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 28, 2004, 12:05:28 AM: Yeah, I guess the duck head on the end does kinda look like a titty.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 28, 2004, 12:14:59 AM: :( Mihhuh. Don't talk like that.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 28, 2004, 12:43:52 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 28, 2004, 09:27:59 AM: Good thing y'all didn't do this in Merla's birthday thread. <_<
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 29, 2004, 02:46:28 AM: She'd be all GET OUT in red scary font and I'd be "who jizzed all over your pumpkin cake?" and she'd be all ANGRY EMOTICON.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 30, 2004, 01:23:50 AM: Yeah, who does she think she's scaring with the font irragularity!? <_<
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2004, 03:51:47 AM: She's crazy like that.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 30, 2004, 09:53:48 AM: You probably made her that way. :P What's the age difference between you guys? Let's see, you're 24....
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Post by: The D on Oct 30, 2004, 02:09:10 PM: Quote
Uh oh. Pleasant metal image incoming................

Ahhh. :D
:( Aw crap. It's the umbrella, I swear.
Megs must love little girls in rain jackets. :D
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Post by: Merla on Oct 30, 2004, 10:54:23 PM: Quote
You probably made her that way. :P What's the age difference between you guys? Let's see, you're 24....
Yes, this is the loving sister who would chase me around the house with knives when we were younger. 4 years, 28.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 31, 2004, 07:47:15 PM: I thought you were younger for some reason.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 31, 2004, 11:34:25 PM: You wouldn't think that if you saw the two of us side by side... HA. Hag. :D

Oh and rocks. I also chased her around with rocks. I used to have a couple of crude collections.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 01, 2004, 07:04:03 AM: Ha ha ha. :lol:
Are you shorter?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 01, 2004, 09:53:51 AM: Try 10 years difference. I have vivid memories of my sister Colleen locking me in a huge suitcase & carrying me around the house when I was 4. :wacko: But she was cool other times, like when my mom got mad when I didn't pick up my toys and went on a rampage, breaking them & throwing every last one in the garbage - Colleen salvaged what she could & washed then off for me. And she'd sneak me into her room to watch scary movies after our mom had forbidden it. :D
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Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 01, 2004, 07:52:30 PM: Awww.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2004, 02:03:04 AM: Quote
Ha ha ha. :lol:
Are you shorter?
I was at the time but now I'm about an 1" to 1.5" taller than she is. I meant more in that Merla carries herself like an older person more so than I do.

And I'll second the Awwwww....