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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Mar 25, 2008, 05:46:25 PM

Title: Make me laugh!
Post by: Bitch on Mar 25, 2008, 05:46:25 PM

Please? I needs it.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: IDE on Mar 25, 2008, 11:34:54 PM

I posted something really funny from my probably never to be seen stand up act then got scared someone would steal it and deleted it.

Wanna see an animated gif of me having sex? I don't know funny it is but it tends to cheer people up.  Like seeing a spiritual tableau appear on a piece of toast.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 26, 2008, 09:23:09 AM

Ewww. She needs funny, not disgust!

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Bitch on Mar 26, 2008, 11:02:20 PM

I am not in the mood for pron, dude. But that made me laugh anyway.:D

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2008, 12:07:57 PM

Comics Curmudgeon (http://joshreads.com/) makes me laugh.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 27, 2008, 12:40:56 PM

There's a picture of Eddie's mom taking some special communion when she was 65, if she was a day, head-to-toe in white lace with a big ol' honkin' bow in the back.  The kind of dress that most girls quit wearing when they're about 10, but be damned if she didn't have one custom-made for her.  I always think of this scene from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" when I see that photo:

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/16/baby_jane.jpg

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Rama on Mar 30, 2008, 01:09:20 AM

Wanna watch me rip my own eyes out cause I decided to actually watch DOA?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2008, 09:11:01 AM

What's DOA?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 31, 2008, 09:03:43 PM

This? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOA:_Dead_or_Alive)

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 01, 2008, 01:13:06 PM

I was thinking Pete Burns from Dead or Alive....

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-1174.html (http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-1174.html)

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Rama on Apr 01, 2008, 11:44:19 PM

I knew I was in for a bumpy ride when Kevin Nash was delivering the best performance.   

It was kinda like watching a more juvenile Mortal Kombat, and since MKs target audience was the 13 year old male that's saying a lot.  The SFX were about on par with MK too, which is sad since MK was made over a decade ago. And Robin Shou was givne such a small part mostly due to the lack of boobs I'm sure.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 05, 2008, 12:43:46 AM

Quote from: Rama on Apr 01, 2008, 11:44:19 PM

I knew I was in for a bumpy ride when Kevin Nash was delivering the best performance.   

It was kinda like watching a more juvenile Mortal Kombat, and since MKs target audience was the 13 year old male that's saying a lot.

Ha ha, holy shit.

Speaking of MK, I just found out one of my coworkers liked MK II.  Egad.  Maybe dodos are still alive somewhere, too.  This has rocked my reality.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Rama on Apr 06, 2008, 01:47:04 AM

I don't know anyone that openly admit to liking that movie. I mean I don't going around telling people that I liked the 1987 clusterfuck that was Masters of the Universe.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2008, 02:16:53 AM

What if I said that Doug is the "Scrappy Doo" of the internet?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Derrick on Apr 06, 2008, 03:08:00 AM

Scrappy Doo never appeared on Dateline...

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2008, 06:35:43 PM

He did, but his disguise as a nude Indian man wearing nothing but whipped-cream fooled everyone.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Derrick on Apr 06, 2008, 07:48:48 PM

That poor cat...

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Rama on Apr 06, 2008, 11:46:03 PM

When he went "Da Da Da! Puppy Power!" it totally blew his cover.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 07, 2008, 01:01:02 AM

So who's the Scooby Doo of the Internet?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Derrick on Apr 07, 2008, 05:13:42 AM

The dude who was crying and wailing?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 08, 2008, 11:27:18 AM

Which one?

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Rama on Apr 08, 2008, 10:53:08 PM

Yeah, that could be half the theater when I saw Episode 1.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Derrick on Apr 09, 2008, 05:29:12 AM

When you edit JarJar out of the movie, it becomes quite enjoyable.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2008, 10:02:09 PM

I'd rather they also edit out the kid and edit in the same kid but in a Darth Vader suit with matching voice.

Title: Re: Make me laugh!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 09, 2008, 10:47:45 PM

This is the ultimate edit of the film:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uftKMOcNF7s (http://youtube.com/watch?v=uftKMOcNF7s)  ;D