The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 18, 2008, 02:53:36 AM
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...and this site reminds me why:
http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/
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I love this picture:
(http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/valentinesdaydiamonds.jpg)
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Who doesn't?
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That is a pretty sweet site. Too bad you're a chick and can't fully appreciate it. Maybe if you read it while holding my penis...
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That last line is pretty much why I can't "fully appreciate" it, despite the fact that I like that site. They say smart things like encouraging guys to get prenups and vasectomies but then revert to dumb comments like how feminism killed moon colonies and (paraphasing) "if she doesn't put out after three dates, I'm no longer paying for dinner" and then sit there years later wondering why the hungry whore who put out after only three dinners that they were stupid enough to actually marry took their house and kids.
There's this story on there about a guy who had a vasectomy and a stupid woman who tries to trap him into marriage. Instead of saying "I have a vasectomy, that kid can't be mine" and doing everything to prove it (as he does later with the paperwork), he jerks her around for several days and ensures he gets one last lay before he fells the ax. All over the site is how illogical and emotional women are, hence useless, but instead the man in this situation decides to be "logical" and plays sick games? He just as disgusting as that horrible woman. Frankly, they deserved each other.
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like how feminism killed moon colonies
We could have had moon colonies by now if all those women hadn't burned their bras? GODDAMMIT.
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Ya know that moon article isn't without merit. Things would be different if women had stayed in the kitchen.
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You're right. Had women stayed in the kitchen, the whole sexual revolution thing in the 60's wouldn't have happened and you wouldn't get any poon.
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but we'd have bett...
ok you win.
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The following is meant to be lighthearted. But there is still some truth in it, See if you agree. Would man have anything to say to woman, if we didn’t have sex in common? Most of the men I have spoken to, immediately answer… No.
Would woman have anything to say to man, if we didn’t have sex in common? Most of the women I’ve spoken to immediately answer, “Yes!”
Even if we didn’t have anything in common, even if we never had sex, women will have something to say to men, even after the men have died. She will stand over the grave and talk to him until she’s blue in the face, even after he’s in the worm food stage.
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I've been reminded of the first time I knew being female sucked. I was at or about six or so and was watching "The Muppet Movie". And Kermit enters the bar and the scene with Rowlf and "I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along!" ensues. Little girl or not, the thought still registered somehow that I was fucked.
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Damn you, Rowlf! Damn you to hell!
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Don't worry you're not missing anything these days. No one is hailed as a hero of the people for his prowess in battle. Where is our Gilgamesh? Our Achilles? All true glory has fled this age, the world is gray and ambivalent.
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Read up on George Patton...in him ye shall find a kindred spirit. (http://www.shwiggie.com/articles/patton/index.html)
And don't give me crap over the design of the linked page. I originally drew it up ten years ago.
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Don't worry you're not missing anything these days. No one is hailed as a hero of the people for his prowess in battle. Where is our Gilgamesh? Our Achilles? All true glory has fled this age, the world is gray and ambivalent.
Instead you have Jérôme Kerviel.