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Title: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Jan 25, 2008, 10:50:21 PM
A few weeks ago, I was scheduled for 5 days but then was called in on one of my days off. The next day I asked to get off early, as a favor since I had done them one by coming in, because an electrician was coming in the morning to make sure everything was up to code. We had more than enough drivers (and they had even let one guy go home when he came in for his shift), but I was forced to stay until 3am. Sleep is overrated according to them.

Of course the next day I was exausted, and I had to work several more days, and there was another day where I had to work late and get up kinda early. It was the 6th day working, 2 days of 10 hour long shifts, and I had another 2 10 hour shifts before I got a day off and that would be 7 days in a row. They offered to send me home. Two employees whined about it, one said that he had worked 7 days in a row so they sent him home instead. Another employee was whining about going home too and he was the guy who they had sent home the day I wanted to get off early, so I stared cussing him out and arguing with him loudly. One of the other employees told me to tone it down so the customers wouldn't hear my profanity, but I was like "fuck the customers" and told the guy I was arguing with to go fuck himself... and then the manager sent me home and told me he'd call me in a few days.

Few days, my car's suspension rusted and broke, so I spent 3 days fixing it... when I got it fixed I came in and asked if I was still working. They told me they'd discuss it and possibly put me back on the schedule for next week, and call me when they did. They never called, so I came in another time, and they said they'd talk it over and call me yesterday or today. I haven't gotten any call and I haven't worked a day for 2 weeks.

But they haven't fired me officially yet. I'm still employed just not on the schedule.

Time to find a job, which will be hard.

Fuck that job anyway. I piss in their pizza. This would have never happened if those fuckers would have not overworked their employees, forcing us to work 7 days a fucking week, forcing some of us to work 10 hour shifts and double shifts and shit. Fuck that. If they fucking burn out their own employees they shouldn't be suprised if they quit or get fired all the time which is what's been happening. I don't think any of these fuckers know how to manage a business. Fuck them AND their non-tipping customers.

Also, they were shortchanging me on paychecks. I worked over 40 hours two weeks and only got payed for exactly 40 hours. When I asked they said they'd put it in the next paycheck and never did. Where's my fucking money.



tl;dr - Worked 45 hours - 6 days straight, got sent home one day, other employee that worked only haf week whined about it, I cussed out employee in front of customers, got sent home, managers won't fire me or put me on the schedule and keep making excuses. Also job is paying me for less hours than I'm working.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Jan 25, 2008, 11:29:52 PM
Why do you want that job back?  There has to be something else you can do.  Also why haven't you called and sent their drivers on all sorts of wild goose chases to shit town with fake pizza orders?  REVENGE BITCH! CAN YOUUUU DIIIG ITT?!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
Sue them for not paying you what they owe you!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Jan 26, 2008, 11:20:20 AM
Sue them for not paying you what they owe you!

Yup. A lawyer would prob take the case for free.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 27, 2008, 07:04:05 PM
Yes but then he would take away 40% of what you would get, or something like that
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Jan 27, 2008, 07:30:17 PM
Yes but then he would take away 40% of what you would get, or something like that

10%, though he could sue for civil fines which would up his percentage.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Jan 28, 2008, 10:23:05 PM
Isn't there some Labor something or other you can call about not getting your wages?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Jan 29, 2008, 12:26:33 AM
And apparently I'm getting my job back. I think.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Jan 29, 2008, 12:31:19 AM
Well you should still have someone hop on a payphone and have those d bags send fake deliveries out.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Jan 29, 2008, 09:21:53 AM
He'd probably end up delivering them and then come here to complain about it.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Jan 30, 2008, 10:39:38 AM
I now know why they wanted me back, besides the fact that several drivers quit again.

What's this Sunday? The most important day to beer-guzzling middle aged insecure men who are obsessed with muscular guys bashing into each other?

The supperbowl of course. So of course, it's going to be the busiest day in the ENTIRE YEAR. Because everyone will be buying a pizza.



This may be my last post for a while, as they will probably work me 50 hours a week and then I have some school, so it'll be school/work/sleep. So I go disappear now.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Jan 30, 2008, 11:23:29 AM
Quit right before Superbowl Sunday.

Do it.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Jan 30, 2008, 11:56:21 AM
fuck yeah
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Sam on Jan 30, 2008, 03:29:05 PM
I now know why they wanted me back, besides the fact that several drivers quit again.

What's this Sunday? The most important day to beer-guzzling middle aged insecure men who are obsessed with muscular guys bashing into each other?

The supperbowl of course. So of course, it's going to be the busiest day in the ENTIRE YEAR. Because everyone will be buying a pizza.

This may be my last post for a while, as they will probably work me 50 hours a week and then I have some school, so it'll be school/work/sleep. So I go disappear now.

So you're scheduled for work during a sport championship game you don't care about.  Said game is assured to create a lot of business, which means more deliveries and more tips, the lifesblood of a delivery driver.

And you're complaining?

Fuck, when I delivered sandwiches as one of my many jobs to pay my way through college I was fucking thrilled when I was scheduled for a busy time.  Slow days sucked, but busy ones meant you'd go home at the end of the night with a fat wad of cash in your pocket.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2008, 10:13:13 PM
Dude, they haven't given you the rest of the money they owe you and still you labor like a mule?  Go get a job at a competeing pizza place at least.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2008, 11:01:12 PM
I agree with tom, you should quit before the superbowl!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 02, 2008, 12:45:38 PM
So you're scheduled for work during a sport championship game you don't care about.  Said game is assured to create a lot of business, which means more deliveries and more tips, the lifesblood of a delivery driver.

And you're complaining?

Fuck, when I delivered sandwiches as one of my many jobs to pay my way through college I was fucking thrilled when I was scheduled for a busy time.  Slow days sucked, but busy ones meant you'd go home at the end of the night with a fat wad of cash in your pocket.

You fail to realize two things:

1) It's almost a ghetto around here, no one tips worth shit.

2) Every customer's an asshole.

Yesterday I went through so much hell I just was about to tell the manager that I'd work in the building but I didn't want to do any more delivery.


See, when we get busy, we get BUSY. We'll have 8-9 drivers at once, but even with all those drivers during the insane friday-saturday-sundayonlyduringfootballseason days, orders regularly take an hour to over an hour to deliver.

And then customers bitch all the time. And 90% of the time it's black people who bitch. Why do you think I act so racist all the time. Fuckers think they're entitled to something because they're poor or because their greatgreatgreatgreat grandmother was a slave.

So this is how it goes down. I get to work, busy as fuck, next few deliveries are at 50 minutes. I drive to the house, they ask if I got lost, if I drive slow, where I was, if I was joyriding, taking my time, they ask if the food's cold, and even though there's still some warmth in the food they complain it's cold and whine and bitch and throw a fit and don't want to pay for all of it. And if they don't pay for all of it the remainder comes out of MY pocket.


I had one woman give me shit because her food was very late which wasn't even my fault, and then told me she was going to get me fired and then called my work and lied and told them I got an attitude with her and threw her pizza on the ground. I know where she lives, so she better watch it.

Another place this one tough 50cent looking fucker got mad at me because the phone lady got sassy with him, and chased me off his lawn along with his (dogfighting) pitbull telling me to "Get the fuck off my lawn nigga and don't ever come back again or I'll shoot yo ass."


So, Sam, how the fuck does this sound enjoyable? I'm about to stab the next customer that gets an attitude with me.

And yes, I am looking for something else.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 02, 2008, 01:53:17 PM
I agree with tom, you should quit before the superbowl!

Tomorrow at 4-6pm, quit. DO IT!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2008, 03:28:24 PM
Shut-up.  Get a blog.  Seriously.  Like Sam would even take the time to read your whining.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2008, 04:13:17 PM
How the fuck do you have to pay for pizza that they don't pay completely for?  More importantly, why did you give them the pizza before they handed you the money?  If the refuse the pizza entirely you don't have to pay do you?  The box is either warm or its not.  If they don't want it you saddle up and go to the next house.  You shouldn't be there long enough to listen to any of their shit.  Fucking go watch robocop and apply that to delivering pizza.

I would've had fun with that 50 cent fag.  I'd bust out with Doctor Orpheus's voice while walking towards my car  "Are you sure I may never return to your lovely abode? How can I go on living never being able to revisit this paradise!  You wound my very soul!! Kill me now! But do so quickly! For I can not bear the pain!

Tomorrow at 4-6pm, quit. DO IT!


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Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 03, 2008, 01:24:03 AM
How the fuck do you have to pay for pizza that they don't pay completely for?  More importantly, why did you give them the pizza before they handed you the money?  If the refuse the pizza entirely you don't have to pay do you?  The box is either warm or its not.  If they don't want it you saddle up and go to the next house.  You shouldn't be there long enough to listen to any of their shit.  Fucking go watch robocop and apply that to delivering pizza.

I would've had fun with that 50 cent fag.  I'd bust out with Doctor Orpheus's voice while walking towards my car  "Are you sure I may never return to your lovely abode? How can I go on living never being able to revisit this paradise!  You wound my very soul!! Kill me now! But do so quickly! For I can not bear the pain!

Tomorrow at 4-6pm, quit. DO IT!


I said they don't WANT to pay for all of it, and if they didn't then I'd have to pay for the rest of it. I've had that happen where they've tried to pay for part of it and I told them they'd have to talk to management, I'd not accept anything more than payment in full, or their first born son. I've never had to pay for part of anyone's order.

I'm not employed there anymore.

I also have this strange desire to do a driveby past their store and shoot them all up.

This brand new manager has been giving me shit since he showed up. He complained I was too slow even though I have a rather sore toe now which means I tend to move rather carefully. The woman who lied and said I threw her food on the ground, she called this new manager and he yelled at me.

Tonight he told me I had to pay for all of a customer's order because it was late and cold even though that was their fault and not mine.

And then, when some people called up and said I had forgot their pop, when I remember giving them their pop and I knew the customer was lying and trying to get free food, he got into my face. He demanded I pay for their order right then and there. I told him I wasn't paying a single dime, and that the customer was lying and how dare he not trust his own employee. He literally got into my face and stood over me and said that I would give him the money or I was fired. I slammed my fist on the counter, told him that I had given the customer their pop, and if he didn't believe me he could go fuck himself.

I walked out and told them I'd contact the head managers tomorrow.

I hope they have fun tomorrow. I'm going to get drunk and have as much fun as I can since I'll be under a bridge in a month anyway.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 03, 2008, 01:59:36 AM
You should've started filming him with your phone.  If he was caught doing anything in a threatening manner I bet you could sue him.  Are you even allowed to yell at your employees these days? 
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 03, 2008, 02:01:01 AM
I wish I had a damn camera phone, I would have gotten that shit on camera.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2008, 10:46:39 PM
go back and make him do it again!
Title: A little too late
Post by: The D on Feb 04, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
So I got fired for real from that evil job, and my mother had already gone out and bought me a GPS navigation system. It has touch screen, voice navigation, and plays MP3s.

And the voice tells you if you're going the wrong way, or if you're speeding.

"Turn left at the next intersection. You turned right, you are going the wrong way. You are speeding, please slow down. You have run a red light, the police will be notified shortly. In Soviet Russia, light runs you!"
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 04, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
Man, I wouldn't have paid a damn cent on anyone's order. Screw that.

Having worked retail basically now for 2 years, I've come to this logical conclusion: Customers think they're entitled. They think they're entitled since they're paying the money, and thus the employee's should be waiting on them hand and foot. Most employee's are okay with this since they get paid and don't want to endanger their paycheck; me, I say fuck that.

I basically treat them like average people. I apparently have a reputation at work for being "rude in a manner we all want to be", which basically means I refuse to take shit from any customer at any time. I don't kiss their ass.

Example: Common occurences:
C: "Hey is it too late to sell back this book?'
Me: "Yep."
C: "Aww for real?"
Me: "Yep."
C: "There's nothing you can do?"
Me: "Nope. Buyback's over dude. Come back at the end of the semester."
C: "Such bullshit."
Me: "Nope. Should've come in sooner."
C: "What? You got no advertisements saying when it ends."
Me: "Yes we do. We hang them all over campus, and there's one on the door when you come in. Not our fault you didn't see them."

OR! One of my personal favorites!
C: "I'd like to return this book?"
Me: "Okay. I'll need the receipt."
C: "Oh...I don't have the receipt. Can you still do it?"
Me: "Nope. You need a receipt. Did you pay with a Credit Card?"
C: "No, cash."
Me: "Then there's really nothing we can do without the receipt."
C: "Are you serious?"
Me: "Like a heart attack."
C: "This is bullshit."
Me: "Maybe, but I can't do anything without a receipt. Next person in line?"

This does extend, also, to the managers/supervisors. I don't kiss their ass either, and I think it annoys one in particular though there's little she can do about it. She can't fire me. Good for you, D, for standing up to that manager. I hate managers who think they can bully around lower ranked employee's; that's the same thing this wench supervisor at work does, and she's learned that she can't do it to me. She can't stick me with a menial/stupid job meant to bully me, cause I call her on it.

D, I think you'll be able to get another job. Good luck with it though.
Title: Re: A little too late
Post by: IDE on Feb 04, 2008, 10:04:23 PM
Well then since you seem to love delivery so much I'm sure another pizza place would love to have a driver with GPS.
Title: Re: A little too late
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 12:09:16 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
Title: Re: A little too late
Post by: Derrick on Feb 05, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.
Title: Re: A little too late
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2008, 02:22:24 PM
Then maybe he could trade the GPS in for a box of blindfolds.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 06, 2008, 12:37:19 PM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?



And, I've been a waitress for over five years so I hate customers with a passion.  People who eat in restaurants are the worse at thinking that they're entitled to getting whatever they want.  I have a million fucking stories.  My favorites are the people who complain after they eat everything and they looked at the bill.  Hey, I checked on you like three times and you couldn't have said anything then?  Fucking pay your bill and leave!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2008, 12:39:49 PM
There's always gay phone sex, if you're a good actor.  Really.  Beats sitting around naked in one position in a drafty studio while scruffy art students immortalize one with charcoal pencils.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 06, 2008, 01:19:02 PM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?



He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 06, 2008, 05:18:57 PM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?



Exactly.

He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 06, 2008, 10:09:57 PM
Or he could just do at-home massages and give happy endings.
He wants to MAKE money.

Demand an extra $50 for the Special Ending?



He means D has to pay to touch people not the other way around.


Oh, I thought he was saying that Doug would do happy endings for free.




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Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 07, 2008, 08:16:29 AM
no worries.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 07, 2008, 08:20:43 AM
Be Happy!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 11, 2008, 10:23:46 AM
LOL.

I had a feeling this MAY happen, but I thought there was a low chance of it.

They want me back again. They're still short drivers.

It's not that they're short drivers, it's that they're too stupid to realize that they have too wide a coverage area and too many customers for one store. Too much demand, not enough supply. A factory can only handle a certain capacity before it either needs to be expanded or another one has to be built. Business 101. Didn't these fags ever go to business school?

Hungry Howies also is desparate for drivers.


So this is what I'm going to do: Go back to my old job, apply at Howies, get the job at Howies, and then quit my old job. It's easier to get the new job if I'm still working at my old.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 10:41:02 AM
I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 11, 2008, 05:18:38 PM
I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.


OH SNAP!  That would make them awfully sore!



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It's not that they're short drivers...


Hehe, midgets delivering pizzas.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 06:37:14 PM
I would pay extra for a midget to deliver my Pizza.

I WOULD!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 07:17:43 PM
I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 07:25:02 PM
Mushroom Pizza?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 09:11:29 PM
of course
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Feb 11, 2008, 10:25:00 PM
CASH!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 10:50:29 PM
Shit is sooo cash
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Feb 11, 2008, 10:55:04 PM
Let's just hope Donkey Kong doesn't order a pizza.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 11, 2008, 11:51:20 PM
I say do it, and quit in the worst way possible, by not showing up for a shift.

That's why they called me in... another driver quit like that.. ha ha.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2008, 09:12:09 AM
Make sure you don't take any shit from that new manager.  In fact if he even looks at your wrong threaten to walk out.  Haze the shit out of him. 

"Jim, I'm a little busy over here could you go ahead and bring me a coke?"
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2008, 10:24:53 PM
I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.

What about two midgets, one stacked on top of another, posing as a full-heighted person?  That'd be pretty sweet, too.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 12, 2008, 10:49:33 PM
So did D quit?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Feb 12, 2008, 11:03:23 PM
Not yet.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2008, 11:31:41 PM
I would pay extra for 2 midgets delivering my pizza dressed as mario and luigi.

What about two midgets, one stacked on top of another, posing as a full-heighted person?  That'd be pretty sweet, too.

If they're not dressed up as the mario bros. One would have to slide the other one across the floor on his face like this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1201820424757.gif)
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 12, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
EWWWo shit! thank GOD we can't see his face afterwards! poor thingggg
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: tomduo on Feb 16, 2008, 08:50:16 PM
I just peed.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Mar 23, 2008, 12:30:45 PM
and I still work there! Miracle!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Mar 23, 2008, 01:03:38 PM
/facepalm
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Mar 23, 2008, 10:05:59 PM
/facetable
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Mar 25, 2008, 01:11:05 AM
/facethemusic
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Mar 25, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
He will be saying this 5 years from now.

Believe it.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Mar 25, 2008, 04:06:38 PM
/shellexplodes
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Mar 30, 2008, 12:30:57 PM
*is covered in escargot*

I'm feeeling depressed (and this is starting to sound like a blog :p).

I heard about yet another driver being robbed at gunpoint. We're not even a ghetto town, we're a small college town, population probably not even over 25000. And yet there's so many ghetto urban hoods and co-op townhouses.... It's gotten to the point where I feel like it's not IF I get robbed, but when.

So, maybe I really should get a different type of job. One that pays better. Security guards put themselves in similar danger, and they have health benefits and better salaries.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Mar 31, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
*is covered in escargot*

I'm feeeling depressed (and this is starting to sound like a blog :p).

Of course it is.  It always does coming from you.  GO MAKE A FUCKING BLOG.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: The D on Apr 14, 2008, 07:22:40 PM
I have a blog.

You know, the McDonalds across the street from us was robbed one night while I was working. :O
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 14, 2008, 09:27:45 PM
And you said that THAT'S not a ghetto town? are you serious? doesn't get more ghetto than that
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 14, 2008, 09:29:54 PM
Some shit bags robbed the walgreens close to me.  Complete with 80s style hostage situation and everything.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Bitch on Apr 15, 2008, 01:23:40 AM
I was walking home from work one night and had this weird old dude ask if I wanted a ride. I ignored him and kept walking. He put his car back in gear and fucking floored it to get into the driveway I was crossing and almost hit me. Then he was all, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness! This is a really dangerous area of town, you should get in the car and let me give you a ride!" I shouted that he should leave me alone or I'd call the cops. It was directly across the street from a convenience store that always has cops stationed outside it, and none of them even looked over to see what was going on, so I just booked it the rest of the way home. Thankfully, I was only a block away (and I've moved to a better neighborhood since), but now I keep a knife in my purse at all times just in case someone gets too close.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 15, 2008, 08:39:37 AM
Kary had a stalker guy (who I later scared off when I moved here), he wanted to buy her food at school (let me buy you lunch!) and she refused, then she was sitting at the bus stop and this white car skreeched to the stop, backed up and then it was him asking if he wanted a ride. We later saw him with some other girl, whom we assume he was stalking as well. I said loudly "That him?" He looked at me and ran.

It made me feel good. ^_^
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 16, 2008, 09:50:09 AM
So did you use your wind tunnel on him or what?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 16, 2008, 10:46:30 AM
I'm a telemarketer.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 16, 2008, 01:40:09 PM
So did you use your wind tunnel on him or what?

Nah, he was so tiny D could have kicked his ass.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 17, 2008, 01:19:38 PM
What, like a Who?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 17, 2008, 01:49:19 PM
Kinda.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 17, 2008, 02:28:41 PM
Anyone here interested in a 6 day 5 night stay in a 4 star hotel in spectacular Orlando FL for 4 people?

But wait...that's not all!

You also get 3 days and 2 nights in Las Vegas Nevada! You stay right on the strip in he fabulous imperial palace hotel!

There is a modest registration fee of $389 and you'll have to stop by one of our timeshare welcome desks and take a short tour, but 389 for all of that hotel time is a steal!  You can't even stay in a motel 6 for that cheap.

Did I mention we also throw in two 2day theme park passes for universal studios or Islands of adventure?

Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 17, 2008, 06:39:02 PM
Actually, yes I am interested. Considering I have no money, why the hell not?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 19, 2008, 06:43:40 AM
Cool!  A shirtless Alan Thicke will be waiting in the pool to give you a personal welcome!  ;)
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2008, 12:12:15 PM
Anyone here interested in a 6 day 5 night stay in a 4 star hotel in spectacular Orlando FL for 4 people?

But wait...that's not all!

You also get 3 days and 2 nights in Las Vegas Nevada! You stay right on the strip in he fabulous imperial palace hotel!

There is a modest registration fee of $389 and you'll have to stop by one of our timeshare welcome desks and take a short tour, but 389 for all of that hotel time is a steal!  You can't even stay in a motel 6 for that cheap.

Did I mention we also throw in two 2day theme park passes for universal studios or Islands of adventure?



In Cancun they give you those for free
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
I was walking home from work one night and had this weird old dude ask if I wanted a ride. I ignored him and kept walking. He put his car back in gear and fucking floored it to get into the driveway I was crossing and almost hit me. Then he was all, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness! This is a really dangerous area of town, you should get in the car and let me give you a ride!" I shouted that he should leave me alone or I'd call the cops. It was directly across the street from a convenience store that always has cops stationed outside it, and none of them even looked over to see what was going on, so I just booked it the rest of the way home. Thankfully, I was only a block away (and I've moved to a better neighborhood since), but now I keep a knife in my purse at all times just in case someone gets too close.

That kinda sounds like what happened to me one month ago. Kinda. I was walking back home from the store and this guy in a nice car (he looked kinda nice too) slowed his car next to me (like i was walking and he made his car go as slow as I was going) and started to tell me how pretty i was, and that if i had a bf (my automatic answer was no, should have said yes now that i think about it) and he asked a couple more questions and then asked if I needed a drive and I said no thanks I live near here, then he left. Then this old guy that was behind me said "good choice".
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 19, 2008, 01:34:21 PM
Anyone here interested in a 6 day 5 night stay in a 4 star hotel in spectacular Orlando FL for 4 people?

But wait...that's not all!

You also get 3 days and 2 nights in Las Vegas Nevada! You stay right on the strip in he fabulous imperial palace hotel!

There is a modest registration fee of $389 and you'll have to stop by one of our timeshare welcome desks and take a short tour, but 389 for all of that hotel time is a steal!  You can't even stay in a motel 6 for that cheap.

Did I mention we also throw in two 2day theme park passes for universal studios or Islands of adventure?



In Cancun they give you those for free

They give you what for free? Theres no universal or islands of adventure down there is there?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 19, 2008, 06:09:17 PM
Yes, but there are Ice Bars and topless women. FUCK SPIDER-MAN!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 19, 2008, 07:25:05 PM
But he has Radioactive blood!!!!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 19, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
She has no shirt on. Check and mate.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 19, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
Indeed. You have won this day!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 19, 2008, 09:59:52 PM
We all win when it comes to topless women.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 20, 2008, 11:53:25 AM
But-but the Superman roller coaster!  It's the greatest roller coaster I've ever ridden.


Oh wait, that's Six Flags.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 20, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
See? We all go to Cancun, naow.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2008, 02:48:26 PM
I've never been to cancun.  And now I wonder if I ever will...:(
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 20, 2008, 06:40:43 PM
Ew, Mexico.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2008, 10:09:08 PM
I made $160 for talking on the phone for 6 hours.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 20, 2008, 10:30:34 PM
If you did Gay Sex on the phone you'd probably make more. 1-900-Hard-Gay is hiring.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2008, 10:32:26 PM
probably
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 21, 2008, 07:07:25 AM
Definately. Try 'Interactive Male', I see those commercials every night. Fucking Hillarious. I'd do it, but I'd laugh too much.

AND THEN... HAHAHAHAHA, I'D PUT IT IN.... BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO FUCKING GAY!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 21, 2008, 08:17:31 PM
We want to see you back here posting about how you made $320 for talking on the phone for ten hours.  Remember, it's not gay if you're a top.  Not that that's necessarily true, but just remember it.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 22, 2008, 08:51:16 PM


They give you what for free? Theres no universal or islands of adventure down there is there?
Hmm no but they have amazing natural reserves/parks like Xel Ha and X'caret.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 22, 2008, 08:51:40 PM
We want to see you back here posting about how you made $320 for talking on the phone for ten hours.  Remember, it's not gay if you're a top.  Not that that's necessarily true, but just remember it.

I thought that the rule was, it isn't gay unless the balls touch?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 22, 2008, 11:06:24 PM
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 22, 2008, 11:16:03 PM
Electroballatism?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 23, 2008, 12:15:24 AM
Never even in that circumstance.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Sam on Apr 23, 2008, 09:23:31 AM
DP
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 23, 2008, 11:06:59 AM
If I am ever in bed with 2 other people, they're both women. No exceptions.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2008, 05:26:35 PM
Put a piece of plastic in between.  Like a sneeze-guard.  Not gay!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 23, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?

One in the ass, one in the hoohah?
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2008, 05:55:41 PM
That makes it sound like you're talking about his ass and hoohah, in which case this thread got weird.  The world's a better place with a ball sneeze-guard.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2008, 02:20:31 AM
With all this ball sneeze guard talk, I'm shocked no one has made a Tossin the Salad joke yet.

I think you guys are slipping in your old age.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2008, 11:42:44 AM
You could've made one, old man.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Derrick on Apr 24, 2008, 01:02:07 PM
Why would my balls ever be near another pair?

One in the ass, one in the hoohah?
If I am ever in bed with 2 other people, they're both women. No exceptions.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2008, 12:32:59 AM
You could've made one, old man.

Eh...I was going too, but found it easier to redirect the blame on you guys.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 26, 2008, 08:12:34 AM
With all this ball sneeze guard talk, I'm shocked no one has made a Tossin the Salad joke yet.

I think you guys are slipping in your old age.

This is the second time you mentioned this tossing the salad thing. (ooo I remember very well the first time you did). Do you like it??????
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 27, 2008, 12:48:12 AM
The 2nd time in like...the 9 years I've been coming to this place. Yep, must be a freudian thing.

But to answer your question. I love it!
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 29, 2008, 08:51:37 PM
nonono, the last time before this one was last year. ooo i remember it well for it was the first time i learned of the real meaning of such a mean combination of words
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Rama on Apr 29, 2008, 10:33:26 PM
LOL! I was actually wondering if you knew for sure what it meant this time.
Title: Re: Don't think I have a job anymore
Post by: Faye Valentine on May 01, 2008, 08:14:36 PM
Unfortunately I do :razz: :P