The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Jan 22, 2008, 06:25:36 PM
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60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Michigan people sunbathe.
50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michigan people plant gardens.
40 above - Italian cars won`t start. Michigan people drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan`s water gets thicker.
20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Michigan people throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.
20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Michigan people get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Michigan Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Michigan`s Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mount St. Helens freezes. Michigan people rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michigan people get frustrated when they can`t thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Michigan people start saying. . ."Cold `nuff for ya??"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
*pulls out a grill and charcoal* So, cold 'nuff for ya?
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I just noticed that said that Polar Bears evacuate Antarctica. who the fuck wrote that?
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I wear T-Shirts when people in Florida have coats and gloves.
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Fuck this cold. I've been living in Philly for 7 years already and I can't stand the damn cold! i want to move somewhewhere where its warm all the time!i KNEW i should have transferred to University of Hawaii
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Fuck this cold. I've been living in Philly for 7 years already and I can't stand the damn cold! i want to move somewhewhere where its warm all the time!i KNEW i should have transferred to University of Hawaii
They have serious academic programs in my research. If it wasn't for the Meth, I'd consider going there for my doctorate.
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Because you can't resist the call of that sweet sweet ice?
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Well, I had my first casaluty of the cold. The Winter killed my Car Battery! Now it lies in a pool of Battery acid in the Firestone garage.
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Because you can't resist the call of that sweet sweet ice?
I don't want the Dog getting me.
Wait, I'm not black. Nevermind.
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You're a white male. You can't get arrested for drugs.
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:D
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It's in the 40's here. Too cold for me. :( Some chick was wearing a mini skirt today. With no tights or hose or anything. Not even a pair of warm boots. Meanwhile, I had two layered shirts, a hoodie, and a scarf.
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Was she fat? Because in Iowa, really fat people walk around outside in January with shorts and a t-shirt while I'm shaking like a Chihuahua.
To describe the weather here: It's fucking cold! The kind of cold where you want to be home before sundown and not because mutant vampires will attack you.
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I found it really funny that it was 35 near the Artic circle, but 18 in Chicago last week.
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Yesterday morning the temperature when I went to work was -9 F. Around -35 F wind chill.
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Was she fat? Because in Iowa, really fat people walk around outside in January with shorts and a t-shirt while I'm shaking like a Chihuahua.
To describe the weather here: It's fucking cold! The kind of cold where you want to be home before sundown and not because mutant vampires will attack you.
Her thighs were on the meaty side, but I wouldn't have called her fat.
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Yesterday morning the temperature when I went to work was -9 F. Around -35 F wind chill.
I was wondering about when you were going to chime in with that info!
I kind of "hibernate" during winter. I hardly ever go out, i prefer to be in my nice warm bed
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Is it unusual when I step outside and find 26 degrees to be "warm"? Maybe I'm turning Canadian.