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Title: We have a special birthday today!!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 17, 2004, 01:00:27 PM
Happy Birthday, Merla!!
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 17, 2004, 04:30:03 PM
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Happy Birthday, Merla!!
 :)  
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 17, 2004, 06:33:16 PM
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Happy Birthday, Merla!!
Quoted because I said so.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 17, 2004, 06:38:32 PM
YAY! SHOW US A BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 17, 2004, 07:19:18 PM
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Happy Birthday, Merla!!
woooo
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 09:38:53 PM
I'm suppose to pay for a birthday dinner at Joe's Crab Shack for Merla.  Don't know when we'll do that though.  Ha ha, she's old.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 17, 2004, 10:04:13 PM
Joes, you say? *stows away in the trunk of whatever car they use*

Oh, um, happy birthday Merla!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 10:19:41 PM
The blue Sunfire.  Don't go into the other trunk.  That's for the dead ones only.
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Post by: Sam on Oct 18, 2004, 01:19:10 AM
What about the glove compartment?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 03:38:31 AM
Don't ever trust Libra-Scorpio.  :unsure: Ever.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2004, 04:37:26 AM
She's a Libra.  What are you?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 10:38:31 AM
I'm a Libra ^_^
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Post by: Merla on Oct 18, 2004, 10:42:45 AM
:)  Thank you everyone for your Birthday wishes!


 :angry:  **Beats the shit out those people who posted in this thread but failed to wish me a happy birthday**
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 01:31:46 PM
She's a Libra-Scorpio.  

And I'm an Aries.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 02:04:58 PM
Chelsey is a Sagitarius-Capricorn.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 18, 2004, 08:39:07 PM
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She's a Libra-Scorpio.  
 
moi aussi!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2004, 11:56:12 PM
How is she a Libra-Scorpio?  She's not on any cusp.  Explain, explain.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 12:00:04 AM
She's near the cusp. A late Libra III. So basically, 73% Libra, 27% Scorpio.

Being right in the middle of Leo, you should be quite accurately represented by whatever non-descriptive stuff you may happen to read.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 20, 2004, 12:33:54 AM
Um?  
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 12:42:47 AM
Yes, I do believe I am.  Anything that doesn't seem to apply to me applies to "inner me" that most people don't really get to see.  You're an Aries.... so... if I remember my astrology right...  we're suppose to be compatible?   :lol:;;


Bitchy, what are you?
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 20, 2004, 12:58:11 AM
I thought it was pretty obvious that I'm a Taurus.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 01:05:28 AM
Not with my memory it isn't.  I'd forget my ass if it wasn't attached.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 01:25:36 AM
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Yes, I do believe I am.  Anything that doesn't seem to apply to me applies to "inner me" that most people don't really get to see.  You're an Aries.... so... if I remember my astrology right...  we're suppose to be compatible?   :lol:;;


Bitchy, what are you?
Oh course.  B) But then again, "Aries + Leo" is a very broad range of personablility.  However, us specifically, when you look at like, the week that I'm born in versus the week that you are born in, then yes, there is very high compatability. There wouldn't be such an evident connection if one of us was born even a week before our actual birthdates.Like I said less than a month ago, the girl I'm ...seeing... right now has the same birthday as you.

Mostly Aries just enjoy showering people with complements when they believe they are merited.  And Leos .....  <_< well, love amorous attention.







Did I forget to mention how great you are?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 02:35:08 AM
astrology.com.au warns me against accepting flattery too easily.  They wouldn't lie, not with those sexy accents.


Ha ha, seeing.  I didn't know you were also a comedian.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 02:36:28 AM
Considering you were looking at this by the "week", you weren't doing a little research were you?  Creepy alert, creepy alert!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 03:26:54 AM
:rolleyes: Yeah, or like I said....the person whom I am fucking [/size]right now has the same birthday as you.

Or I could have just looked it up out of curiosity anyways. The Secret Language og Relationships by Gary Goldschneider and Joost Elfers (I did not make that name up) is one of two of three (um..yeah) in the series which I own.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 03:54:43 AM
Name that kid after that second author, too.  Joost Coco Sephiroth.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 04:00:36 AM
:angry: Or Rebecca. Take that.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 04:03:40 AM
There was no need to be cruel.    :(  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 04:06:22 AM
But there is a need to talk to me on an IM or something. It's hard finding something to read online to pass the time while I'm waiting for fifteen minutes to see your response to my quips and queries.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 04:08:44 AM
I was thinking of making a thread about messenger services but decided against it.  Thought about using another service.  Don't really think I'd want to go back to AIM and I don't like the way MSN screws with my settings and worms its way onto my taskbar.  =/
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 04:15:35 AM
Well fuck, then use YIM.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 04:20:50 AM
I remember trying it out a long time ago and not particularly liking it.  I'd like to get other opinions on it first.  Plus, I do a lot of things while online, so not talking in real time works for me like 96% of the time.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 04:24:46 AM
Yeah but not now.


[whiney] I wanna talk on methenger!!! uhhhhhh!!!  :( [/whiney]
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 20, 2004, 11:53:46 AM
Yikes!!  Sorry I was AWOL for your birthday Merla!  :(   I hope it was a good one.
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Post by: Merla on Oct 20, 2004, 02:39:54 PM
Megs and Nuri will you two get a room... ahem I mean your own thread and get the FUCK out of my birthday thread!  Thank you for you cooperation.  :ph34r:  
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 20, 2004, 04:51:13 PM
Amen! I'm glady somebody finally said it.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 07:21:15 PM
Hey!
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 10:12:57 PM
The owl is overruled.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 10:44:42 PM
So... we're not getting a room?  :huh:

 :unsure: I mean, yeah!.................. :angry:









PS. I hope you went over to her room and kicked her or something. The rest of us don't have that luxury.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 20, 2004, 11:54:31 PM
What kinda playa are you Megs? Get yo woman in line!!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 21, 2004, 12:08:54 AM
Well, when you're not black or Italian, you can't actually do that.  
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 21, 2004, 12:56:24 AM
It's not about race it's a attitude. If you believe you can be you will be.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 21, 2004, 01:04:27 AM
Yeah, 'you will be' kicked in the crotch.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 21, 2004, 01:25:30 AM
Are you still mad that I called you a bitch that one time?
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 21, 2004, 01:40:58 AM
Everyone calls me a bitch. That's my name. Anyway, I got to call you a crybaby, so it's all good.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2004, 03:33:03 AM
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PS. I hope you went over to her room and kicked her or something. The rest of us don't have that luxury.
I peed on her hairbrush.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 21, 2004, 10:37:25 AM
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Everyone calls me a bitch. That's my name. Anyway, I got to call you a crybaby, so it's all good.
I pity the fool who has to go near your evil cunt.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 21, 2004, 12:02:08 PM
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PS. I hope you went over to her room and kicked her or something. The rest of us don't have that luxury.
I peed on her hairbrush.
Don't you have fish tank in which to dunk her toothbrush?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 22, 2004, 01:50:19 AM
It's empty.  Might have something to do with the fish having died a while back.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 25, 2004, 08:59:54 AM
nnnnnnoh yeah.....
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2004, 02:40:18 AM
I know this is horribly morbid, but the little guy is still living it up in my freezer next to my bomb pops and his cousins, the tilapia.  I haven't been able to actively look for an urn, though I did see a few cute ones online.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 08:24:43 AM
I knew this granola girl who had a 13 lb. kid at home with a midwife and saved the placenta in the freezer in a Tupperware thingie for about 6 months so they could bury it in some ceremony.  Or maybe they sacrificed it.  :P  Anyway, they had a party and she asked me to get some frozen strawberries, also in Tupperware, out of the freezer for her, and I almost snagged the placenta.  That would have made for some interesting 'ritas.  :lol:  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 26, 2004, 10:11:41 AM
John Lennon and Yoko Ono?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 26, 2004, 10:33:50 AM
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I knew this granola girl who had a 13 lb. kid at home with a midwife and saved the placenta in the freezer in a Tupperware thingie for about 6 months so they could bury it in some ceremony.  Or maybe they sacrificed it.  :P  Anyway, they had a party and she asked me to get some frozen strawberries, also in Tupperware, out of the freezer for her, and I almost snagged the placenta.  That would have made for some interesting 'ritas.  :lol:
According to weird british people on HBO, placenta tastes good.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 11:19:58 AM
Oh, I saw that. That was fucked up!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 12:14:47 PM
So it's okay to chow down on placenta, *coughCANNIBALISMcough*, but stem cell research is immoral?  What's wrong with this fucking picture? :wacko:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 01:42:57 PM
Nothing, really.

the two events are entirely unrelated.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 26, 2004, 02:06:40 PM
Not entirely.  Growing cells harvested from placenta for research was decried as immoral by some wingnuts as well.  Guess they didn't want to give up any source for their deep-fried placenta fix.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2004, 02:24:49 PM
Rather, the practicioners of the research on stem cells and the individuals who eat placentas are completely unrelated.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2004, 11:17:54 PM
W-why does a placenta need a burial ceremony?  I don't go holding funerals for my poop.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 27, 2004, 07:10:54 AM
Well maybe you should.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 27, 2004, 08:27:15 AM
There's some bunch of religious nuts who make their women save & bury their Kotex - no lie.  I'll try to find the link today. :wacko:
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 27, 2004, 10:20:05 AM
do the men bury their socks and tissues after they've "pleasured" themselves?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 27, 2004, 10:54:57 AM
'Pleasuring themselves"???  As in wasting sperm?  BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!  :angry:  
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 27, 2004, 12:15:02 PM
TWICE A DAY!!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 27, 2004, 12:43:43 PM
Well, don't go making a mess in the Grudge movie thread.  <_<  
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Post by: Merla on Oct 27, 2004, 01:12:21 PM
:o  :angry:

O_o


What is all this shit?!?!  GET OUT!!  GET OUT!!  Will all you people get the hell out of my B-day thread!!
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 27, 2004, 02:04:07 PM
*spills soda on Merla's birthday thread*

Oops. :|
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 27, 2004, 06:58:09 PM
:: runs off to find a brown towel ::

 <_< Fucking birthday's over, anyhow.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 27, 2004, 10:28:29 PM
I can't believe she's so sensitive about her ghey birthday thread.  Locked on her request.