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Title: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 02, 2008, 10:49:48 AM
Lemon yogurt
Flat sugar-free ginger ale
Applesauce
Dry toast
Peppermint tea

The very effective post-stomach flu miracle diet!  :keelover: Wipes out weeks of indulgence in 24 hours!

All kidding aside, wash your fluffy little paws and often, folks.  I had it Saturday night/Sunday, Eddie is home with it today, and the above is still all I can eat without getting queasy.  It has cornholed the office; at least 4 or 5 people out in every department.  :puke:
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: The D on Jan 02, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
I wonder if they're still selling $10 shots...
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 02, 2008, 06:37:32 PM
That sucks.

I have enough problems with my exploding ear.  If I caught the flew on top of that I'd be pissed.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 03, 2008, 05:37:29 AM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?  :)  You've made me hungry for applesauce anyway.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2008, 12:31:09 PM
I had that flu right before Thanksgiving.  Worse day of my life.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?  :) 

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 04, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?  :) 

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!

It's great for staying skinny, though.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 04, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
If I want to drop excess water weight I just drink raw milk.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Max Con on Jan 04, 2008, 10:40:37 PM
If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?  :) 

Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!

I don't think that's possible.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 05, 2008, 02:33:48 AM
If I want to drop excess water weight I just drink raw milk.

What's the difference between raw milk and just plain milk?  Also, I'm lactose intolerant.  Not terribly, but milk is pretty ackie to me.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 05, 2008, 03:23:48 PM
Yeah when I say raw I mean milk with lactose in it.  I'm lactose intolerant too.  What happens to you if you drink raw milk?
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 05, 2008, 06:48:57 PM
I don't know what I'm doing, but sometimes my body "decides" to be lactose intolerant.  I drink milk and eat ice cream and cheese fine.  (Though I only eat cheese with macaroni or rice.)  Then sometimes it's like I've imbibed poison and when the less pleasant end isn't a volcano, I'm curled up in a fetal position in pain.  I don't get it.  I imagine it has to be something I'm doing.  It's all the same stuff by the way.  It's not like I switch milks or open a new gallon that gives me the perpetual shits or something.  I'm not in the habit of switching up the types of stuff I eat very often either.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 05, 2008, 10:35:27 PM
Perpetual shits are a great way to accentuate your abs for spring break!
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jan 06, 2008, 12:50:09 AM
I don't know what I'm doing, but sometimes my body "decides" to be lactose intolerant.  I drink milk and eat ice cream and cheese fine.  (Though I only eat cheese with macaroni or rice.)  Then sometimes it's like I've imbibed poison and when the less pleasant end isn't a volcano, I'm curled up in a fetal position in pain.  I don't get it.  I imagine it has to be something I'm doing.  It's all the same stuff by the way.  It's not like I switch milks or open a new gallon that gives me the perpetual shits or something.  I'm not in the habit of switching up the types of stuff I eat very often either.

I'm the same way!  I can eat some cheese and some ice cream but milk makes me want to vomit the second it hits my stomach.  I also just don't like the taste of it.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2008, 06:25:58 PM


It's great for staying skinny, though.

Not for me. I'm already getting shit from everyone for having lost ""so much weight". I want my boobs back, damnit
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2008, 08:17:37 PM
Psht, if you were a real woman, you'd get implants. You might wanna get some collagen in those lips, they're starting to sag.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 07, 2008, 04:12:30 PM
Nuri....  :flash:

That made my day, and a rotten day it's been.   Spent an hour with some other people trying to catch a loose beagle in the parking garage.  Collar, tags, the whole works, so someone should be able to find the owner, IF they can catch him.  He finally ran out into the field next to the garage, and last I saw some people from a nearby vet clinic were chasing him, so good lock to them.  He was getting pretty tired by then.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 07, 2008, 08:28:05 PM
Psht, if you were a real woman, you'd get implants. You might wanna get some collagen in those lips, they're starting to sag.

Excuse me but although my boobs are smaller, they aren't saggy! my lips arent saggy either!
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 08, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
I dunno, men enjoy nice full lips and a bountiful chest.
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 10, 2008, 11:19:59 PM
I have both! well at least the lips. THe boobs hey are still down to 34b, and it's kind of depressing me :-(
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 11, 2008, 12:48:05 PM
Do they look like these 34 Bs but without the nipple warmers?



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Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 11, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Eh, maybe. Those could use some maitenence.

Kary's are As, but they're nice and plump with no sagging. This one chick I nailed looked like she had nice ones, in highschool, until she took her bra off. They had stretch marks, and it was not appetizing. Now I realize I like smaller ones. They're dreamy ^^
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2008, 04:11:32 PM
EWWW NO!
Mine are all perky. Gorgeous
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 12, 2008, 08:32:33 PM
Pics?
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: IDE on Jan 12, 2008, 08:58:56 PM
hivemind
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2008, 11:51:15 AM
Besides the ones from myspace??? those are as slutty as they can get, and I even feel im pushing it a little
Title: Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
Post by: Derrick on Jan 13, 2008, 08:19:45 PM
*checks your Myspace*

you could show more.