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Title: 9 most racist Disney characters
Post by: The D on Dec 05, 2007, 11:50:15 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_15677_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html

I could see Aladdin and the Native Americans in Peter Pan being in there, but Sebastian?
Title: Re: 9 most racist Disney characters
Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2007, 12:57:34 AM
If the middle east doesn't want us to make fun of them maybe they should stop blaming women for being raped and all the other ridiculous shit they pull over there.
Title: Re: 9 most racist Disney characters
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 07, 2007, 12:12:18 AM
Not Sebastian!
Title: Re: 9 most racist Disney characters
Post by: Derrick on Dec 07, 2007, 09:33:01 AM
Jasmine was hot. Louie, shut up. The crows and the cat twins definately. Otherwise, people are acting like this was made NOW. We can't judge a past which we were not a part of. Callng it racist now is meaningless, considering our values are different than all hell than before.
Title: Re: 9 most racist Disney characters
Post by: B E C K on Dec 07, 2007, 06:06:12 PM
Where do I start?

The Merchant?  FTW.  They weren't looking hard enough.  I used to watch some of the series and I've seen all of the movies.  I'm fairly certain there are worse offenders than the bookend character from the first movie.  I would even say Jafar on the account that he looks the most ethnic, yet is the villain while all the more whitey-looking tan folks are good.  I mean, Cracked brought that point up too so they should've just gone with it.

How is Sebastian racist if he's supposed to be Jamacian?  I find the fish to be kinda funny tho'.  But I guess the Cracked people would've prefered "whitey" fish.  I'm 99% certain Sebastian's drawn that way to reflect his voice actor.  Did they want his lips smaller or what?

Louie was based off a real person, Louis Prima, who also voiced the character in the movie.  Prima was used as inspiration for the king of the apes/monkeys/whatever because he was the "king of swingers" back when "swinger" was more musical and less teh-sexual.  Get it?  Swing?  Mon-kay?  His widow even sued Disney after the Louie character was used in episodes of "Talsepin".  Where are the cries of injustice on Phil Harris being a fat lazy bear not once, but TWICE?  Prima wasn't even black!  He was fucking Italian.  CRACKED LOSES BIG.

As for the Chinese cats, I know I saw that episode back in the day but I don't really recall it that well.  I thought for sure they'd go for the ones from Lady and the Tramp or the hugely, blatantly racist siamese cat in the Aristocats.  Find a clip of "Everybody Wants to be a Cat".  The Chinese cat is such a fucking coolie it's not fucking right.  He even comes with a typefied Italian "mama-mia" accordian player friend.  Which reminds me, I'm certain Disney has done a huge number against Italians, yet there's not a single one on that list.  Anyway, those cats in the article are lightweights.

The crows never cease to amaze me and then I remember I've seen worse crows than those.