The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ChelseySuzie on Nov 27, 2007, 05:36:49 PM
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There's a new strip club in my town. I didn't think strip clubs or tattoo parlors were allowed because of some ordinance, so they crammed all that stuff across the Mississippi in East Dubuque (where many young Dubuquers end their nights because the bars in DBQ close at 2, whereas across the river they close at 3:30).
It's by the Wal-mart, which is sort of on the outskirts and they named it "The Office". So now men can either say, "I gotta go back to the Office tonight, honey" or "Gotta make a run to Wal-mart."
I'm not digusted, strip clubs make me laugh. If a woman wants to prance around in three inches of fabrics and rub their boobies in people's faces then more powet to them. It's BYOB so the 18 year old high schoolers can go there. I just hope the dancers there are better than the ones across the river that represent the bottom rung of society (seriously, one place has a stripper who has to wear a knee brace). If you girls ever want to feel better about your body, chell those places out.
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We used to have a regular club called the library.
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Ah I remember the last time I went to a stripclub. The most ghetto place EVER. i think the dancer was all coked up. Meemorieees, like the corners of my miiiindd
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I've never been to one. I don't think I'll start today. I remember a couple of years back, some chick at work was laughing at me because these stripper-dudes gave us a bunch of fliers to go to their club and I was all "ew". I mean, they had great bodies, but I don't have any need to go see them dance or whatever. The manager on duty at work was a guy, so I took all the fliers (that had plenty of pictures of barely clothed men) and put them all over his desk.
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Ah I remember the last time I went to a stripclub. The most ghetto place EVER. i think the dancer was all coked up. Meemorieees, like the corners of my miiiindd
:laugh:
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Me and Kary are gonna hit club madonna soon on South Beach. Should be entertaining.
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Chelsey should join a strip club and make good money. She'll have an advantage over the other whores as she's young and not on any drugs.
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That changes. All the strippers I know (all 2 of them) are dykes who drink constantly.
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I knew the cutest little stripper once. I stood in as her security guard once and made some money too. She was this tiny little rave fairy that stood just under 5 feet with spikey blonde hair. She was like the little pink haired girl thats always hanging on the guy in my av.
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Did she hang out with another stripper who had 3 boobs?
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No but I bet she could suck the air out of a dome.
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I don't know if I'd want a woman to give me a chub if I wasn't allowed to touch her, cause then I'd have to touch myself and that kills kittens.