The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Nov 25, 2007, 11:04:01 PM
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Today was just another day for me. Damn this aging shit.
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And looking at the calendar, I wonder a few things.
Like how many damn screen names does Derrick have, anyway?
And since it seems I have another screenname here that I forgot about, what's the password, because I forgot it.
And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.
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Faye's like 47.
Welcome to the 25 mark. I still feel like I'm 21. No one believes I am 25 when I go to bars. A club almost didn't let me in one time. I basically had to recite my ID information to the bouncer chick. Kary, they let in no problem.
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25 eh? You're old pops!
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According to your sliding scale I'm probably 12...
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In that case, you shouldn't be posting in the same thread with Doug.
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o.o OH NOES!!!
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And when did Faye become underaged? It says she's 7. That must be some fake ID.
7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
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At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.
Bitches don't know bout my dick.
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At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.
Bitches don't know bout my dick.
lol
You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.
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In these instances neither of them had anything to gain by lying to me. The 18 yr old didn't want to have sex at first and as for my ex she was a crazy face biting maniac and she wouldn't pay me a compliment unless she had to.
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Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.
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7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
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7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
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Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.
Then why not just let them go on thinking that?
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Damn, I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and I feel old. People think I'm like 18.
Then why not just let them go on thinking that?
I get enough creepy old guys hitting on me. When they find out I'm of-age, they usually stop.... or offer to buy me a drink. It's win-win for me!
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They stop hitting on you because you're too old?
Now that you have felt my pain the healing can begin.
Actually you didn't want those weirdos harassing you in the first place so maybe not.
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At 22 I slept with one of my instructors. There are presidents that haven't done that. It was all down hill from there except for an odd fate spike where I hooked up with 3 different chicks in one week including an 18 yr old (who'd never had an orgasm during sex until me), a valentines day score, and an ex gf who admitted that she was crazy for breaking up with me and that I'm the only guy who could ever give her an orgasm during sex.
Bitches don't know bout my dick.
lol
You believed that? Women will lie to get men in bed just as much as we do. We're more gullible.
EXACTLY. women lie about that all the time IDE, they were probably trying to "make you happy" by raising your ego. Bet they've said that before. Can't recall how many times a boyfriend has asked me if he was the best at sex of all the other boyfriends and I've said "yeah of course baby!" :rolleyes:
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Neither one of these girls particularly like me (one vehemently dislikes me) that's why I believe them. It would be like you saying it.
Do guys really still ask you that "Am I the best" bullshit question? I'm experienced enough now to know whether the girl likes it or not. Also, I've determined that there are 3 things I'm good at: Fighting, Sex, and 2D fighting games. In all three of these areas I've been told numerous times without ever having to ask that I excel above and beyond the norm.
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7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
I had those things more before I was 21.
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7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
Let them be. It's always been far more comforting for people to completely forget what their childhood was like.
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Besides, women are ingrained to fear aging. Men get "more distinguished" with age. Women sag and lose their attractive child-like innocence. At least 40 is the new 20. Or some shit like that.
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We have a new way to make stemcells. Hello lab-grown new bodies!
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Yay!
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7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
I had those things more before I was 21.
I'm 27 and I have neither of those things and never have.
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Yeah, but you live in Oklahoma.
lol, Oklahoma.
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He lives in MO. MO > OK.
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I should have been aborted. :-\
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"If I had been around when your mother was pregnant with you, I would have not only paid for the abortion but I would have performed it myself!" - Dan Akroyd, Weekend Update from the old old SNL
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He lives in MO. MO > OK.
Yeah, no. Not really.
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I'm not sure wher KS is on the MO VS OK stuff
Anyways I'm 29....
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Taken in a vacuum, that post is very confusing.
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He lives in MO. MO > OK.
Yeah, no. Not really.
Well granted my experience was limited, but OK was dull, hot, and empty. MO was dull, not hot, and green. And they love fireworks. So they got the win. I imagine Kansas is probably in between somewhere.
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They're both terrible places.
*shudders*
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He lives in MO. MO > OK.
Yeah, no. Not really.
Well granted my experience was limited, but OK was dull, hot, and empty. MO was dull, not hot, and green. And they love fireworks. So they got the win. I imagine Kansas is probably in between somewhere.
KS is dull, empty, and green. And they don't like Fireworks and have a very limited number of Adult bookstores. Well below the one per block that I am use too.
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I noticed Bitey is also underaged, unless that's snail years. If that's snail years though, 7 snail years in human years is like 500 years old.
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He's very old and very wise.
They're both terrible places.
*shudders*
Yeah but some terrible places are less terrible than others.