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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Nov 08, 2007, 01:33:14 PM

Title: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 08, 2007, 01:33:14 PM
- Over half the people there were dressed up as either Naruto or Bleach characters. You wouldn't believe how many green and white striped hats (from the shopkeep character from Bleach) I saw.

- There was like 100 females dressed as L from Death Note (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/WingsofMorphius/Youmacon2007/S6300232.jpg). More unoriginality.

- Jesus was there, and he blessed us with his presence.

- Apparently, in order to get fangirls to hug, glomp, grope, molest, or rape you, you have to dress up as a FAMOUS anime bishy, usually from some anime on CN. Dressing like an harem anime male doesn't cut it. Dressing as Sephiroth, Miroku, Inu Yasha, a male from Naruto, L, Kira, Edward Elric, or so forth, usually means you're gonna have 50 girls trying to rape your ass.

.....I did get a lot of hugs from females though.

- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

 

Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 08, 2007, 01:39:55 PM
I bet no one cos played chad from bleach, or if they did they failed hard because of their lack of awesome fit body. 
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Sam on Nov 08, 2007, 02:25:25 PM
This thread should be about the Tegan and Sara cd.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 09, 2007, 01:20:13 AM
This thread should be about my ass!!!
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 09, 2007, 10:39:10 AM
- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

Why, was there a fat one with lots of body hair?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 09, 2007, 02:27:59 PM
I bet no one cos played chad from bleach, or if they did they failed hard because of their lack of awesome fit body. 

Next con, you can cosplay Chad complete with uber-arm and I'll cosplay the Hollow version of Ichigo.

This thread should be about the Tegan and Sara cd.

Fuck Tegan and Sara... not literally of course.







.....*looks up their wiki page* Geez, I thought they were kids... they're a year older than I am! Nevermind, I'd fuck em in the literal sense.






- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

Why, was there a fat one with lots of body hair?

No, no man-faye type body. The scary thing was this guy had a pretty feminine body type... he was skinny as hell. You couldn't tell it was a man until he turned around.



....either that or it was some kind of shemale or transgendered or just a very manly woman with no tits.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Sam on Nov 09, 2007, 02:31:18 PM
You hit on him before he turned around, didn't you?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 09, 2007, 03:35:59 PM
Uh, no. :nono:

I can't for the life of me find a picture of this guy, even though I'm sure he had to have left the screening room for even a minute to get food or go to the bathroom. And I think he was out for a little bit. I think I found his Cosplay.com account but his gallery is empty.

for now, enjoy Black Man-Sakura.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/LdySaturn/Youmacon%202007/DSC01395.jpg)

This guy was the one in charge of running the Cosplay Shougi.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 09, 2007, 03:54:25 PM
what the fuck is a shougi?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 09, 2007, 07:06:22 PM
I was walking home from work today (one of the best things of living in the center of the city) and i saw all these little freaks wearing cartoon costumes! it was SO CUTE! i can only assume there was one of these conferences around. it was cute.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 10, 2007, 09:31:10 AM
what the fuck is a shougi?
It's Japan's gay attempt to make chess better. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogi)
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 10, 2007, 01:52:36 PM
yeah I saw that when I looked it up.  I meant what is a cosplay shougi?  Do you play that game in costume? Or do you act as the chess pieces and the players move you about and then you have to battle it out in character when you get moved into the same spot?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2007, 07:17:05 PM
No, no man-faye type body. The scary thing was this guy had a pretty feminine body type... he was skinny as hell. You couldn't tell it was a man until he turned around.



....either that or it was some kind of shemale or transgendered or just a very manly woman with no tits.

So he was... convincing?  Yeeeeah, I'd rather see a convincing dude being a chick than Man-Faye or Man-Sakura.  Couldn't he at least have shaved that moustache?  That weirds things up exponentially.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 12:19:16 PM
Yeah, if he had shaved that stache off, this whole ordeal would have been perfectly normal.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2007, 02:04:33 PM
You know what I mean, mutant!
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 03:05:37 PM
 :finger: You are.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 03:29:57 PM
soon I will have a new car and will be able to attend anime club meetings.  Tom's club has 2 different chapters at the north and south campuses respectively.  He goes to the south one but the north one is closer to me.  I'll probably chell both out.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 13, 2007, 01:04:44 PM
yeah I saw that when I looked it up.  I meant what is a cosplay shougi?  Do you play that game in costume? Or do you act as the chess pieces and the players move you about and then you have to battle it out in character when you get moved into the same spot?

They have people who are dressed up who act as the chess pieces, and then two people in their own costumes actually play the game. And then when you "kill" another piece, you do it in the way the character would do it.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 13, 2007, 02:09:54 PM
Oh yea, I went to an all day Japanese Animation festival over the weekend. Ironically, when it ended at midnight, at a local downtown theater that only plays artsy, independent, cult, and foreign films played the dub of the Cowboy Bebop movie. Coincidence?

Since I had to take a cab home, the cab driver asked me what I had been doing, and I told her about the movie, and I found out she was an anime fan as well. She started talking about Last Exile. The other passenger was a member of Brown University's (http://www.brown.edu/) basketball team. Why a guy from an Ivy League school would be taking a cab is beyond me.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Sam on Nov 13, 2007, 02:50:00 PM
:finger: You are.

Don't you mean "Your ass is a mutant" ?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2007, 04:28:42 PM
Ha ha!  No changes, no takebacks, Megan.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 14, 2007, 10:40:31 PM
/sigh....  ::)

Mutant+Ass= FAIL

One of the many equations I have stumbled upon spending lonely nights in front of a chalkboard trying to define all the laws that govern my many ridiculous catch phrases. There are many other, of course. Perhaps one day I will publish my findings.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 14, 2007, 10:44:20 PM
Or.

Perhaps one day I'll publish MY ASS !!!






 :blink: See, that's how you do that, that's how you make it happen.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2007, 10:21:31 AM
Not even "hot, mutant ass"?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2007, 09:12:49 PM
Oh yea, I went to an all day Japanese Animation festival over the weekend. Ironically, when it ended at midnight, at a local downtown theater that only plays artsy, independent, cult, and foreign films played the dub of the Cowboy Bebop movie. Coincidence?

Since I had to take a cab home, the cab driver asked me what I had been doing, and I told her about the movie, and I found out she was an anime fan as well. She started talking about Last Exile. The other passenger was a member of Brown University's (http://www.brown.edu/) basketball team. Why a guy from an Ivy League school would be taking a cab is beyond me.

I don't share cabs with strangers unless they're chicks...and hot.  What did the driver look like?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 19, 2007, 10:37:48 PM
She was 40's and ugly. The scary part was she said she graduated from the same school that I'm at now with an IT degree.




.....time to change schools me thinks....
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 20, 2007, 09:21:43 PM
Maybe she makes a shitload of money by being a cab driver? i know that happens in new york.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 21, 2007, 01:55:48 PM
Yeah, and we already know how those modeling gigs turned out for her...
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 24, 2007, 11:44:22 AM
I forgot.. the exit in my sig was the exit right before the exit where the con was at, so I actually did pass under the sign in my sig. It exists!
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 28, 2007, 12:32:16 PM
Tegan and Sara have a concert tonight or tomorrow here. So much for the possibility of hooking up with them... I hear rumors they're lesbians. Or that just may be a rumor by horny fans who want to see them have twin sex.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Rama on Nov 29, 2007, 06:33:24 PM
It's Tatu all over again! Marketing gold.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Sam on Nov 30, 2007, 09:30:33 AM
Twincest is not hot.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 30, 2007, 11:35:06 AM
I concur
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Nov 30, 2007, 11:37:49 AM
What about clonecest?
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Nov 30, 2007, 12:59:30 PM
Twincest is not hot.

Not even if it's two 27-year-old FEMALE identical twins who are both pretty good looking?

Whoa, are you sure you're a straight man?



The two girls had a "free" concert nearby but I missed it because I was busy that night. ;_; And a classmate went to it. And told me the next day. :(
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: IDE on Nov 30, 2007, 01:12:04 PM
Twins having sex with each other in reality is not hot.  It seems like a good idea while you're imagining it but put into practice it would put you off...well it would put me off anyway.  If you had a sibling you'd understand.  I have a sister I don't find the idea of sex with her attractive at all.  I feel disgusted even typing that.  The idea of picking up a couch and throwing it at my sister still brings back fond memories though.  Now we're friends.

If I was to do twins they could talk to each other and just act like sisters and that would hot enough.  They could do that thing where one takes you in hand and sticks you into her sister but that would be the limit of their sexual contact. 

Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: The D on Dec 02, 2007, 11:26:56 PM
I has pictures!!!

Initial D car in parking lot. I've seen another one like this at my school but that one's grey. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/001_1.jpg)
There's a group of Narutards in front of the hotel. I must have found the right place! (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/002_2.jpg)
Female Harvey Birdman who appeared in front of my friend's table, since my friend's a staff member and artist (who draws lots of anime pr0n) (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/003_3.jpg)
Then Domokun appears and everyone tries to rape him (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/004_4.jpg)
Master Chief and two n00bs (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/007_7.jpg)
and a mob of bleach fanatics (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/006_6.jpg)
I see she knows how to handle large shafts.... (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/005_5.jpg)
Don't cry little emo girl! (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/008_8.jpg)
Auron and Lulu. I think the Lulu's a trap. or a very ugly woman. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/009_9.jpg)
4chan's favorite trap (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/010_10.jpg)
Arthur Dent (HOLY SHIT AN ORIGINAL COSPLAY WTF?) (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/011_11.jpg)
Cosplay Shougi (the person in the pink dress is a black Trap (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/013_13.jpg)
Female link and wolf-link head with moving eyes and mouth (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/014_14.jpg)
Snake-in-a-box (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/015_15.jpg)
It's log, it's log, it's big it's heavy it's wood! (and the only good Naruto cosplay there...) (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/016_16.jpg)
Jebus (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/017_17.jpg)
Mad scientist and lab partner (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/018_18.jpg)
It's a me, Jesus! (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/019_19.jpg)
No Face (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/021_21.jpg)
A guy who called himself a "Gothic Lolita". Not only a trap, but a scary one at that. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/022_22.jpg)
Shitty Pyramid Head (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/023_23.jpg)
Shitty Pyramid Head with loli rape victim (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/024_24.jpg)
Hiro from Heroes gives out free BJs (sign says "Free BJs grab mai titties") (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/025_25.jpg)
Expendable Ninja and the gang (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/026.jpg)
Quite possibly the hottest cosplayer there. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/027.jpg)
Quite possibly the shittiest costume there. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/028.jpg)
Gaara and that Sandal-Hat guy from Bleach... (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/029.jpg)
Integra Hellsing... I could see Bernie doing this cosplay (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/030.jpg)
DING! Mario and a guy who said he was cosplaying as "naked Snake", and the block actually dings if you hit it from below. (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/031.jpg)


My sumomo doll snug in my backpack (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/sumomo.jpg)
Me trying to cosplay as Hideki (remind me never again to take a picture of myself in a mirror... unless I clean it first) (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/mec.jpg)
Sumomo in my pocket (http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g103/deadlylee/Youmacon2007/sumomo2c.jpg)



And the moment you've all been waiting for... the moment of truth... the moment when I reveal myself to the world... Cosplaying as Keitaro from Love Hina, complete with my own Naru! (chicks dig the laughing man face!)




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Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: Derrick on Dec 03, 2007, 06:55:13 AM
Naru's been eating too many meat buns.
Title: Re: Teh CON!
Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2007, 09:07:09 AM
She had to so the boobs would be the right size.